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john brings roxy to a cat coffee shop for her birthday
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kanaya's relocation efforts to the dave-rose-karkat household give way to some harebrained stray cat shenanigans!
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“I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”
“Literally why though?”
“Why would he survive?”
“Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”
“That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”
“He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”
“They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”
“You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”
“James.”
“What?”
“My middle name is James.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah.”
“Johnathan James Egbert.”
“That’s me.”
“Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”
“I’m right though!”
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Era
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John and Roxy share a New Year's kiss on John's 17th birthday (or a birthday kiss on New Years, depending on how you look at it.) Candy-sweet fluff with a side of worldbuilding.
(Exactly 1 year Post-Landing)
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- Part 2 of The Skaian Pantheon
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In which John gets all puffed up over Terezi sending him around to solve her boy-and-girl problems, and makes a quick stop to fix his sister's, instead.
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- Part 5 of ==> You there, character! Do a thing!
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It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.
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- Part 1 of Earth C(hronicles)
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Even when the party is settling down and the drunks are stumbling out and people are carpooling, even when people are passed out and the vibes are settling down Roxy is so incredibly content. Bright pink eyes full of energy, glancing around the still dimly lit dorm until their eyes land on the party man himself- John Egbert. They couldn’t help but laugh, a shrill sort of noise as they saw just how pouty their favourite nerd looked.
Now they remember. They remember how excited Dave was to help his bestie throw his first actual party. That explains the godawful decorations, Roxy throwing their arms around John’s neck- who looks disgruntled for only a moment, making a sort of strangled noise before slumping.
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Day ten of flufftober! I went for platonic love, and the way Roxy shows their love is acts of service! Look at them go.Series
- Part 9 of Midas’s Flufftober Graveyard 2022
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John doesn't realize how dysphoric he is, until all of his trans friends bring him(?) into their queer lives.
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- Part 1 of Everyone Is Trans On Earth C
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Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.
Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.
Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
(Technically 23/365)Series
- Part 23 of Three Hundred And Sixty Five Ficlets About Homestuck
- Part 1 of The Four Thrones
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It was a beautiful day in the middle of the summer in overcast New York, the sort of overcast that was usually rare on a day this deep into the season but somewhat typical if you were in this area of the state. Every so often, a crack would open up in the clouds, revealing shimmering rays of sunlight that would slice down across the forest of the park, cutting shadows into the grass and the bushes from the tops of each tree like a storm of rapiers, pointing towards the hidden moon beneath the horizon's surface. Because of this, that meant, for the middle of summer, the temperature was delightfully comfortable, with cat-sunning warmth casting itself across the porch every so often followed by glorious, blissful shade.
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Dave and Dirk are both age regressors. For a few years, Roxy has been acting as a mother to Dave when he's regressed. Meanwhile, Dirk's boyfriend John has been taking care of him. John and Roxy are good friends and tend to discuss their little ones when they're spending time together, swapping tips and tricks, but the two Striders have never regressed in the same space. Today is the day that will change: a playdate to bring the four of them together.
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A young man awakens from a long coma. It just so happens that today, not the 13th of April, is the day this young man changes. This story is about John Egbert, our loving protagonist, going ultimate. We follow John (who was supposedly dead) and his journey with Dirk, Rosebot, and Terezi. This fic will follow the Homestuck^2 timeline after the epilogues. I recommend not reading until after reading the epilogues. I spent a while studying ascension and how I think it would affect John. I'll include a link to my original doc where I explain. If you would instead go into this with no info and free of spoilers be my guest, but for anyone interested, I'll leave the link.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PuWnPT_84M9irgwE115d-HU_QHIO0lG3QmOsD7OUfGY/edit?usp=sharing
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Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.
June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.
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- Part 1 of Omelette Route
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Roxy Lalonde's sudden and unexpected announcement jostled something in John Egbert, who is now left with questions he's not sure he wants answers to. Roxy Lalonde reflects on their recent decision, the fallout that it brought to their life, and the events leading up to it. Takes place roughly one month before the events of The Ink Black Appendices
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- Part 1 of The Ink Black Appendices / The Starlight Exodus
- Part 1 of The Ballad of June Egbert
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there are still some things that still need to be said
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Rose Lalonde has a dilemma. Her siblings all have partners that will accompany them to their annual Christmas party -- and she doesn't. Refusing to be the only Strilonde without someone to date, Rose tries her best to get a cute girl in her creative writing class to agree to fake date her over Christmas -- but what if the girl thinks that they're dating for real?
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John tries to be a good friend to a newly out Roxy.
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The year is 2019, well after the last of you have finished undergrad.
It's hard being transgender and in your mid-twenties. It's hard and no one understands. Okay, that last part is bullshit. People understand, and people protect you, and sometimes you protect each other. You - Roxy Lalonde, Karkat Vantas, Calliope Calver, and June Egbert. Oftentimes with your elder trans sibling, Mituna, making an appearance. These are scenes of realizations. Of secrets finally brought to both light and life.
You protest injustice, particularly when it is perpetuated by your friends, and you try to help whoever needs it, even as you try to create and reify your identities.
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- Part 46 of The Collegestuck 'Verse
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After the devastation of [S] Game Over, on his way to meet his Denizen Typheus, John finds a massive instrument not unlike a piano. He knows that the time to play it has not yet come, but he decides to play a little song anyway. A requiem for everyone lost to the chaos he saw so little of - the chaos he seeks to undo.
Or, something that technically could have happened in canon but didn't.
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Calliope is certain that Roxy will be happiest with John, but Roxy isn't so sure.
Epilogue scene rewrite done for this weeks challenge in the Homestuck Content Creation Station. Spoilers for the Candy Epilogue are ahead.