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    Literally just the bible.

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    41/41
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    After meeting up for an arrange dinner, a famous internet celebrity, Dave Strider, and the CEO of an ad agency, Karsen "Karkat" Vantas, the two of them discover they have little in common. Only thing they enjoy doing together is poking fun at each other. After their meal, Dave runs into a young man and gave him his number, only to find that some other man just asked John Egbert on a date.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    41
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    “Now, though, John was chasing a lead. It was admittedly a vague lead at best, but there were reports of another person hospitalised with mysterious bites. Not dead, they were never dead— although John didn’t know why —but dizzy and scared and unable to describe much more than a young, handsome face that only looked a little ashen, and then a sharp pain and a fuzzy feeling. By now, that face was becoming predictable and easy to track, which might have been worrying if John had given a single Goddamn shit.”

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    Chapters:
    10/20
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    302
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    Dirk meets Jake drunk at a bar in a club not far off the Midnight City.

    They become so you say, "friends with benefits"

    But when one grows more infatuated with the other, hell breaks loose.

    Idea originated from: Lover Boy by Zec

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    2
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    79
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    couldn't figure out the trigger warning tags so here they are:
    manipulation, vulgarity, underage alcohol usage, violence

    i didnt proofread so excuse any mistakes in quirks, grammar, etc.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Hello and welcome to hell that's called my fanfic tldr it's sin pure sin fics with a dash of crack

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    11
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    29
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    1
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    John is a friendly kid, even if he's not popular. His small school is all familiar to him, he pretty much knew everyone. But one day someone new comes, someone he never knew he needed.

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    1/1
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    I chuckle, not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed. "Haha, yeah. Vriska would flay me for even thinking the word 'mermaid' in her presence. I promise I won't cut you up in a lab!" We don't even have a dissection table big enough for- No, bad John! No dissecting!

    Dave generously changes the subject away from my sunken dreams of winning a Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    15
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    John's life is changing in ways that can really only mean that he's the protagonist of a Disney Channel movie. That is to say, he's the new kid in school. And maybe it's not as easy as he thought it would be. Maybe.

    (title from something has to change by the japanese house.)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    a collection of drabbles written for a dave (nicknamed latte by friends) rp blog on tumblr

    some of these are written for ask memes and some of these are just like. actual fics i put real effort into but based around this character. ull kno when u see the chapter names

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    34,293
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Kudos:
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    A collection of unconnected short stories, all about monsters and how they're actually not that bad. Happy Halloween! (Chapters are individually rated.)

    Chapter 1: Karkat is the monster under Dave's bed, but he can't seem to scare the damn brat to save his life.
    Chapter 2: Jake inherits a house from his late grandma, but when he moves in, he gets stalked by her enchanted security system.
    Chapter 3: Sollux is captured by pirates and used as siren bait. It's super effective.
    Chapter 4: Gamzee finds a tiny new friend taking shelter in his Halloween pumpkin.
    Chapter 5: Eridan summons a demon for nefarious purposes.
    ...And more!

    REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY: CLOSED.

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    62,851
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    There's three of us and one of him.

    'He's not going to choose me, he probably wants a Dave who isn't so... feathery.' Davesprite thought coldly to himself.

    'Why the hell would choose me, I look like a Bond villain, ad he probably wants one that he knows better.' D.Dave thought bitterly watching the blue boy, examining his options.

    'He has fancier ones than me, I'm like vanilla ice cream, their like chocolate and orange creamsicle, compared to that I look dumb' Dave mopped internally.

     

    "hmm..." He calmly, walked around the three, circling them. " I'll take all three."

    "WHAT!"

    Language:
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    1,617
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    June asks Dave and Karkat what they would like for dinner, and finds them on Coolmath Games.

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    405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    133
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    "Dave! Stop talking, oh my god! Holy shit! You're dying!"

    "Your eyes are so pretty."

    Language:
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    Words:
    608
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    143
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    It all starts once Dave Strider finds out he has a bean fetish...

    ------------------------------------------------------------------

    This is a jokefic/crackfic! My friend Hans gave me the idea and I just kinda wrote it I guess.
    Cover made by Hans!

    Homestuck and all the characters in this fic were made by Andrew Hussie.

    Language:
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    Words:
    499
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    42
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    A oneshot request book! Go wild!

     

    -*Requests: OPEN*-
     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    Words:
    50,114
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    287
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Karkat and Dave come home from long days of work, and June proposes the idea of watching some movies.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    Dave's John's guardian angel. Has been for a while, in fact. It's a little cliche to say he's not allowed to fall in love with John. It's more cliche to say he did.

    Language:
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    5,454
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    96
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    Dave's twin brother Dirk convinced him to visit his casino in Vegas.
    Dave's twin brother is the owner of a casino in Vegas, Dirk convinced Dave to pay his place a visit. After a few nights of Dave boring himself with gambling and drinking, Dave considers doing something a bit new to him... going to a brothel.
    John Egbert is a prostitute working in a brothel outside of the Vegas area, he quickly decides to make best friends with a guy he met on the job, and along with his offer for friendship, John offers Dave plenty of benefits.
    Music Playlist

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    English
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    12,632
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    25
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    186
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    sup j dog

    im writing these and all that jazz to "cope" with my "feelings" because cause my therapist regina told me to
    she told me to write it to someone i love and i know she meant someone close to me and not someone i am in love with but i didnt know who else to write to

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,628
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    264

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