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John and Dave haven’t seen each other in years. John accidentally sends a script over to Dave’s studio. What could possibly happen next ?!?!?!?!
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- Part 14 of rps with beef
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You knew going out without that stupid mask would bite you in the ass soon.
And of course your dumbass forgot your inhaler, so your chest feels tight, and you’re silently freaking out while you finish some spam you made for lunch, flashing Dave a little smile when you meet his gaze. You’re back inside and bathed now (thank God), sitting on stools at a fancy little counter behind the kitchen sink, technically in the dining room.
You try to keep your breaths silent and slow, you don’t want him to hear that disgusting wheeze from your swollen lungs, but your rapid heartbeat is demanding otherwise. I need air, asshole, your body is screaming, so you breathe faster and louder so as not to faint. You stare off into the kitchen, concentrating. Chewing your food slowly. Trying to breathe.
Of course you notice John’s acting weird. Of course. He’s the only other person around, he’s perhaps the biggest part of your life.
He’s very obviously trying to hide whatever it is, flashing you quick smiles whenever your eyes meet over the counter, so you say nothing. Until his breathing starts picking up noticeably.
“Are you... okay, dude?”
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- Part 2 of Apocalypsestuck
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dave and john accidentally get on grindr at the same time. oops! this is so fucking long sorry
rps with feef
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- Part 13 of rps with beef
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Your name is Amanda Winston and you are a massive fucking middle finger to every single rule set by Paradox Space: You use fighter jets as your Strife Specibus, You are the winner of a dead sburb session but worst of all, you want a happy ending for everyone involved in this dust-forsaken story known as Homestuck. Normally, your wild shenanigans should've promptly resulted in you and everyone around you being banished into a Doomed Timeline all while the Alpha timeline continues as it does. But here's the catch: you are still here, you are Lord English's number one nemesis, and you are more than willing to break this cruel reality into microscopic pieces and tear the narrative inside out to accomplish your goals.
Canon be damned, everybody's gonna get out of this cursed game alive and happy, you'll make sure of that.
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- Part 1 of >Amanda: Break Sburb Series
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multifandom headcanons basically :3 also with sum AUs
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Life has been confused and disordered since the night you met Dave, but if you can return to a certain starting place and do it all over again, you certainly will. There are a million things you’d like to say, a million secrets to spill and a million hugs to give him, but you’re a gentleman. You clear your throat and manage to croak out one sentence.
“It’s been a while, old sport.”
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pretty much exactly what the tags say. college aged au
rp with beef (feef? fiance)
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- Part 10 of rps with beef
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beach day with dave and john! i hope john doesn't see dave's top scars for the first time and become overwhelmingly horny!
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Dave goes through a bunch of shit, driving him into severe depression and forcing suicidal thoughts into his head. He can never seem to catch a break for long, but maybe a certain troll can help that.
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You can’t bring yourself to turn away from the window. There’s an unbearably long moment of silence while you beckon Dave over with a wave of your hand, and Houston is bathed in white light from a horrific sunrise. Only it’s not the sun, and the light gives way to a silent mushroom cloud, blasting debris up into the atmosphere. It looks like shooting stars.
You don’t hear the impact until eleven seconds later.
And you don’t feel it for another two seconds, but oh, it’s great. The entire city shakes as the Earth is split and forced to crumble into itself, knocking you off Dave’s desk. The building seems to sway. You can hear it, a long, deep, loud groan that shakes you to your core. The light dies down, and all that’s in the distance is fire.
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- Part 1 of Apocalypsestuck
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dave taking john's weed virginity. also pegging.
rps with beef
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- Part 11 of rps with beef
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john and dave go on a cute themepark date and have an awkward first kiss.
based off of when i had my first kiss.
also keep in mind i havent written fanfic since grade 6 there is 3 years worth of rust on my fanfic writing bones i need more practice to fully excavate myself from this disgusting tomb my years of laziness has buried me in- Language:
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I read "Better the Devil You Know" by Amyrlin and I love the concept a lot, so I wanted to take my own creative spin on it (and it was also never finished and it makes me very sad.) The beginning is very similar to their work so I apologize but it gets different afterwards. If you haven't read it before where have you been.
The story is demon Dave x demon hunter John.
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Rated teen for language and some mild gore.
Does anyone care about homestuck anymore? (it's me I care way too much)
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Idk what to put here
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Cuando John decide gastar sus ahorros y dar inicio a su vida laboral, nunca se imagina las sorpresas que le aguardan. ¿Quién es ese chico que se le parece tanto y parece querer secuestrarlo? ¿Desde cuándo ha tenido un guardaespaldas a su lado? Y, de alguna manera, ¿por qué ambos le resultan atractivos?
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- Part 4 of Winterkw's versión
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Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2024
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Yet another old badfic port from FFN, and this was a spinoff of Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. Basically, aged-up human and troll players go against the Felt, and go on a long and extremely messy journey filled with stupid crap as they repeatedly get sidetracked from fighting the Felt. This was a massive spitball shitpost thing that I'm pretty ashamed of, and went with a lot of dumb grossout shock humor that I don't even really remember.
This is ported over for archival purposes, it's an old shame now. I highly recommend not reading it, but if you're in to this sort of thing, whatever. I personally don't think it will make an enjoyable read at least.
Oh, and trust me, I believe tagging all 24 trolls and 8 humans is necessary. I don't like tagging minor characters who are only mentioned, but I think this story gives all 32 of those characters at least a decent amount of screentime. So yeah, there's also a mega ton of characters. I haven't even tagged any of the gazillions of crossover ones.
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- Part 5 of "SBIG"
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Anything Pepsicola. Chapters are titled by content or whatever I want the refrance to be. Send in requests in case I run out of (genetic) material.
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dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins
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“Well John, it’s certainly haunted,” Rose says after you open the door to the apartment on the top floor. The owner had handed the keys to your group in desperation, telling you that the apartment was too haunted to be sold, and if you could pretty please get rid of the ghost. You’re not even a professional ghost hunting group, you guys just happen to be the best at it. Rose has a feel for hauntings, something which has never led you astray, and Jade handles the equipment like a champ. Her grandpa had been the one funding this dangerous hobby of yours, and now you even get paid for the jobs people keep coming to you for. You’re good enough to make the news, apparently, despite being a group of 17 year olds with a weird hobby.
or, John tries to hunt a ghost. If only the ghost would stop flirting with him.
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turntechGodhead: i was dropped on the ass as a baby too many times and it fucked up my as the doctors say thyroid
turntechGodhead: so my voice sounds like a girls voice
ghostyTrickster: heh, lucky.
turntechGodhead: what
ghostyTrickster: what?
turntechGodhead: haha you want to sound like a girl homo
-Or, Dave struggles to be seen as himself among his friends; John struggles with feelings he's not sure how to articulate; Rose helps the two of them as best she can and gets a lot of knitting done.