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    John sets off to fight a dragon for the princess' hand in marriage. He gets more than what he bargained for.

    WIP

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    *stumbles in stoned, late, and uninvited*

    NOT MOBILE FRIENDLY! hover your mouse over the anime shades for the meat of the story! thanks so much to the folks doing the DirkJohn 2020 Big Bang for their incredible work on this ship. concrit and comments are very much welcome!

    Language:
    English
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    4,473
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    18
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    2
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    Sometimes it takes a while to figure out your sexuality. Dirk's there for John while he tries.

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    1/1
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    18
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    123
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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    English
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    191,135
    Chapters:
    24/30
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    1
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    137
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    116
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    19
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    3780
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    Dirk and John have been dating for over a year, but John still hasn't met Dirk's family. This is why.
    MIND THE TAGS.

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    English
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    24,264
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    241
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    32
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    5486
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    dirkjohn college au, very short fic of confession and gay panic.
    ill do a davesolkat sequel to it if suggested.

    [ships: dirkjohn, davesolkat, roxioppe, rosemary, jadenep]

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    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    Fill for the HS Kink meme.

    John breaks both of his arms in an accident, and tragically can't jerk off about it. Thankfully, he has a hot gay roommate who'll totally do it for him! And what's a little handjob between friends? Between bromies?

    Please read the disclaimer + notes for a full description.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    287
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    Karkat tags along to the strilonde family reunion because all his homies are going and he doesn't have anything else to do. His homies include the couples dirk and john, and rose and kanaya. So by association he finds himself at the shindig. Which is where he meets the one and only dave strider for the first time

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    3/?
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    138
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    The Gang play Minecraft.

    Shenanigans inevitably ensue.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3114
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    At his first party in years and first time out in weeks, Dirk runs into his twin sister’s annoying straight ex and finds out that at some points in time, their curves converge. John and Dirk function in different patterns, but the result of that intersection is within the realm of achievable solutions, if complex.

    A DirkJohn get-together longfic that explores this AU more in-depth. Can be read independently, though. Pretty self-indulgent.

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    English
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    138,782
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    84
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3190
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    After John's dad passes in a terrible car crash, he makes the rash decision to flee to Texas in order to have the support and company of his long-time internet friend, Dave. Problem is, Dave already has a roommate, his apartment is small, and John can't live there forever.

    When Dave gets a call from his brother Dirk complaining about a runaway ex and an abandoned lease, an opportunity opens up.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2205
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    For John's birthday Dave plans everything in advance, there's a bit of a speed bump in his way when Dirk gets involved and claims he brought a stripper cake.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    52
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    As a newly official couple, Dirk and John both go together to the Lalonde's annual Christmas bash. Dirk begs futilely for John to try to NOT kill his creepy older brother with promises of sex later. Well, at least one person keeps their word.

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    2,370
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    7
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    174
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    Fresh out of the hospital following a near death experience and years of addiction, Dave is ready to start over and move on with his life. Turns out, it's harder than it sounds.

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    69,713
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1070
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    Dirk and Karkat both have crushes on John and consider each other rivals. They're like 95% sure John's straight but they're in a competition against each other so choo choo, motherfuckers, they're all on board for the next station now.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    241
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    john wants a fursuit. dirk does not. hijinks ensue <3

    Language:
    English
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    645
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    30
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    It was then, after the fact, on that first night Dirk spent at his brothers home atop the kitchen counter (eating takeout that led him to believe the evening was picturesque in a very sad, early twenties way) that he heard for the first time in years, of John Egbert; all through the recounting of a story muddled enough when it was happening that Dave struggled to stick to any real structure.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Kudos:
    5
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    34
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    Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
     
    I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.

    John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.

    Language:
    English
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    16,218
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1013
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    Dirk and John try pony play.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    277
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    a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life.

    Notes:
    -terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but they're not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out.
    -my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent.
    -chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters.
    -formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here.

    bonus creds:
    my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas.
    also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose (tagged as co-creator)! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,808
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    151

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