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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you think you're going insane. You say this, because you're only about 80% sure that vampires aren't real. That's insane.
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John let out a sob, legs kicking out as another orgasm wracked his body.
Or Dirk overstims John and John safewords
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Welcome to the grand season finale of my series about my favorite two dorks and the probably most underrated ship in the history of paradox space. I could rant for hours how everything would've went differently if John and Dirk had met up after the game ended but I kinda wrote a whole fanfic series about it instead so. Yeah. (It is this series. Yes.)
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- Part 10 of Clementine & Bluebonnet
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these boys are sick and need desperate professional attention, but instead they’re cutting each other and have unhealthy eating habits. they’re also horny // updates won’t be consistent
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The next day, after you’ve slipped into the next timeline like a new skin, you shake hands with Dirk and realize you won’t forget like you were supposed to.
You could’ve known him. You feel like you already do.
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Dirk has been wanting to get his little sister Dove away from his abusive dad. Luckily, one day out of the blue she shows up. also John is here
unbetad cus i have zero friends
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Bro just wants to get his toes sucked.
After a respectable amount of resistance, John obliges.
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"I've spent a lifetime giving you my heart," till forever falls apart by ashe, finneas
[Currently in the middle of a re-edit. Intended to be the last edit until continuing and finishing the series.]
Inexplicably, you've been drawn to him since highschool. You're not sure what it is, with the way his limbs dont fit together quite right or the way he looks viscerally uncomfortable. You hardly know him, but you two have been in each other's peripheral since they moved here. You're pretty sure it's nothing, though. After all, he's way not interested in you.
The long, drawn out mutual pining/unfortunate angst fic
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- Part 1 of nonverbal dirkjohn bs
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Ult Dirk possesses another version of himself to go to a Nine Inch Nails Concert after being convinced by *REDACTED*
- Language:
- English
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- 2,720
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 5
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"Let me find the demon that drives those heavenly limbs," (beige by yoke lore)
dirkjohn discord was talking about western aus, and i offered to write one of their ideas; so here you are
Crossdressing John, Outlaw Dirk, a horse - what more could you want?
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dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins
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Karkat Vantas meets Dave Strider, an alternian fairy after finding Dave stealing his snacks. This would be the end of it. If Dave didn't keep showing up for some reason. And if Karkat didn't keep letting him stick around for some reason.
Based on the Fairystuck AU by Tumblr User @Biouxp
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- Part 1 of Fairystuck
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John is a year younger than Dirk, and the perennial target of his torment. Dirk's method of hassling John? Drawing the two of them as ponies. John finally confronts Dirk and learns that there may be something more to these silly cartoons.
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The soul of Karkat is lost.
Dave and Dirk go to John's underworld to save him. Not everything goes as planned.
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- Part 4 of Starkrimson
- Part 9 of Clementine & Bluebonnet
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Retcons the Homestuck Epilogues by letting John choose something other than Meat or Candy. (warning: incredibly silly!)
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Remember Dave laughing about the prospect of John and Dirk having a romantic relationship?
Well, his best friend just confessed this sin to be true and now Dave has to work through a lot. Feelings are complicated.Series
- Part 3 of Starkrimson
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⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️
Depression
Anorexia
Eating Disorders
Rape
Incest
Blood
Scars
Abandonment
Child Abuse
Pedophilia
Suicidal ThoughtsPlaylist to listen to while reading<3:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Y24qhynrP7raNWdh6RdHu?si=ce7c924042d24903_____________________________
The entire world believed in Soulmates. It was natural with the red strings that were tied around each of their fingers.
Dave was different. He was trapped in his own world. He rarely cared for the string around his finger. It wasn't something he really believed. Once his friend left him to move schools he was a goner. Subject to torment. He just dealt with what his brother did. It was all he could do.
Recovery was difficult. Karkat could barely stomach the thought of it. He had been doing his best, listening to his family drone on while his weight problems really only got worse. He went to therapy every Monday. He hoped he would get better for the sake of his family but he didn't know if it help.
That was until they met. Their pinkies tied together in an endless Red Period and they are fated to fall in love.
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John has horrible nightmares and Dirk does everything he can to help. What he finds isn't what anyone expected.
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- Part 8 of Clementine & Bluebonnet
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Dave and Karkat are members of two rival bands, lumped together in a brand new genre, forced to share the stage at an unofficial alien versus human battle of the bands. An ongoing feud between juggalos and punks. All culminating during "Star Warped Tour 2005."
Hateflirtations and summertime sadness ensues.LiveJournal [August 10, 2005]
carcinoGeneticist: Speeding through back roads and city streets.
Smiles so wide it breaks your cheeks.
Hot, and sweaty, but totally in love.
Watching the sun rise and set through somebody else’s eyes.