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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!

    Also if you like the illustrations for this series consider commissioning the artist herself! you can find our lovely artist at CyanideOreos on tumblr!

    Series
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    English
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    238,972
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    1291
    Kudos:
    616
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    12439
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    Crash-landed on an alien planet where it seems everything is toxic to humans, John Egbert must find a way to adapt and survive. He will soon find out that though his ship appears to be devoid of all human lifeforms, he is very much not alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,365
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1103
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    AITA for being uncomfortable with my roommate having a boyfriend?

    my (20M) roommate (21M) recently got a boyfriend (21M)... Read more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    John is set to come home from his business meeting. You are Karkat Vantas and thrilled to have him back. An unfortunate accident changes everything though.

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    English
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    6,905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
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    22
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    dave moves to washington, discovers a dinky little board game cafe, and proceeds to make a fool of himself in front of cute boys. or boy (singular). a series of little vignettes.

    alt title: i'll never get board of you (haha get it? cause it's a board game cafe au and board like board game i am master of comedie)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,046
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    366
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    John and Karkat live in his dad's old house together. They're dating and never did anything past kissing... not until now that is.
    And Happy Birthday, Karkat.

    Language:
    English
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    2,914
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    171
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    A oneshot request book! Go wild!

     

    -*Requests: CLOSED*-
     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,369
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
    329
    Kudos:
    602
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    30890
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    Words:
    3,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    75
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    brief and simple how-to gardening instructions for the young God Tier

    A podfic of "responsible, forever, for what you have tamed"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    48
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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account, Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.
    Music Playlist: (YouTube Link)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,332
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    723
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    65
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    lil apocalypse thing based off my hcs,, more stuff soon i have a lot of ideas for my au

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    50
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    Take some iced peach tea, put 4 spoons of sugar in it, mix it with vodka 1:3, and here it is, the i-kissed-my-crush-and-he-told-me-i-dont-understand-anything cocktail.
    It's disgusting. Have you expected anything else?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    176
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    Stories of three young men and their love of fat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,635
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2297
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    Rose is getting married and John of course, as her maid of honor/best man (they haven't really decided on that yet) is going to throw the best bachelorette party for his best friend of course. Obviously he decides to go with the stereotypical bringing them to to a strip club.

    This of course also happens to be the first time that Jade, John's cousin, and Dave, Rose's brother meet. With Dave, who works at the strip club that they go to, half-naked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    In which everyone decides to go to the amusement park for Valentine's Day. EVERYONE. Causing various hijinks to ensue such as "Oh god why is there a fish girl in my lap while I'm trying to drive" and "Oh God are those butterflies really tasting me with their feet?"

    Includes one(1) overly excitable Werewolf, one(1) disgruntled phoenix, one(1) razor sharp dragon girl, one(1) slightly annoyed object-head, one(1) poorly organized slime boy, one(1) exasperated demon, two (2) mer people, one (1) unidentified fish girl, two (2) moth girls, and hilarity that was definitely worth bringing the video camera along for.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,374
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    979
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    Storms are always better weathered together

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    After meeting up for an arrange dinner, a famous internet celebrity, Dave Strider, and the CEO of an ad agency, Karsen "Karkat" Vantas, the two of them discover they have little in common. Only thing they enjoy doing together is poking fun at each other. After their meal, Dave runs into a young man and gave him his number, only to find that some other man just asked John Egbert on a date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,173
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    895
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    It all started with a regular, innocent happy sixteenth party, when it is suddenly interrupted by his uncle-in-law, of course, he didn’t realize this interruption would end in an illicit affair with his much older uncle, or that it would lead to a world of gangbangs, repeated casual sex with his in-laws best friend, sex with random men, being pissed in while servicing a glory hole, chastity, kinks, streetwalking, exhibitionism, a masochistic awakening, sissies, drinking, drugs, collars and public playrooms and the definite loss of his virgin innocence. In the end, it’s not like he’s complaining though.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,269
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1910
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    Follow along an Egbert who never opened the Pandora's box of Sburb, and instead lived his life as normally as one possibly could… until his life came crashing down. See to our intrepid protagonist as he faces the difficulties of existential crises and an impending Alternian invasion! Find our convoluted heroes searching for answers about their timeline and choices made during 33 years of life under an Earth of alien intrigue.

     

    Author's note:
    I'll be adding more character tags as they come up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,851
    Chapters:
    24/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    622

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