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    John and Rose finally talk.

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    The human called June Eg8ert is about to collide with the shards of a reality she herself helped to break.

    Will she pick up the pieces, or merely make a bigger mess?

    We are very curious to find out.

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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!

    Also if you like the illustrations for this series consider commissioning the artist herself! you can find our lovely artist at CyanideOreos on tumblr!

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    December 11, 2020. The day Mr. John Egbert’s girlfriend, or should he say ex’s unsolved case had been closed, he had gotten away with the murder of 20-year-old Vriska Serket.

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    my gift for TTMIYH
    they asked for
    John and Rose have an... Interesting arrangement with the disembodied and oddly chipper manifestation of an Outer God that Rose summoned one day. Feferi likes to possess them (sometimes one at a time, but also sometimes both) and enjoy their interesting new human sensations, gently encouraging them to go a little further so she can keep getting novel and intriguing additions to her sensory buffet.

    For minor details, John and Rose consider Feferi to be their mutual partner, so it's a three-person relationship sort of thing. Feferi's interest is completely benign, no "if you don't do the do I'm gonna end the world". Feferi is technically genderless, but Rose sort of "perceived" a feminine gender onto her after the first summoning, so that's what Feferi identifies with now.

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    A Dersite captain, turned mercenary and smuggler.
    A Dersite princess, sole survivor of a violent coup that took the Dersite throne.
    A former Prospitan duke's son, lost and presumed dead (but clearly isn't).
    A Prospitan mechanical genius, half-feral, and literally raised by wolves.

    A group of misfits, who find family with each other aboard a rickety old ship while traversing the stars and dodging bounty hunters.

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    Rose Lalonde gives her boyfriend of only a few months the news. It takes a while for John to process it, but once his mind settles he proves his devotion.

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    Rose Lalonde is walking to school under her umbrella. Her good friend joins her on her walk to class.

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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

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    Space without Time is frozen. It exists, but without motion, thought, or feeling. Without Space, Time still passes, but who could notice it? In a Void without objects to move and interact, even Time cannot know itself. It exists, purposeless and alone. So, when the gods of Time and Space go their separate ways, all of creation is torn asunder.

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    Rose brings dark forces into the bedroom.

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    June Egbert is insecure. Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam are trying to reach out. Their friends are baffled by their useless lesbianism.

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    When Jade and Rose decide to combine a scientifically engineered rose specimen with the best of black magics to see what would happen, they wind up with more than they bargained for.

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    There is a demand for eggs. We refuse to wait another year.

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    After a therapeutic session gone a little over-schedule, June Egbert comes to a startling realization. Hypnosis is hot as fuck. And it turns out that almost the entirety of her friend group agrees with her to some extent, and are happy to try the theory out on her. And as much as she may blush and deny, she's more than happy to oblige.

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    Based off a previous work by orphan_account, A magic board game makes it's way through humans and trolls on Earth C. It's transformative abilities have now landed on John's doorstep and he decides to play it with his friends.

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    “I do believe a ‘what are you doing, stepbro’ is in order.”

    John and Rose are called in to have a talk with Mom and Dad, and are worried that they found out about their relationship, but are surprised with an even worse outcome.

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    June and Kanaya have a podcast. It's been going on for a long-ass time. Its permanent name doesn't matter, but today it is... the Egbert Report. Listen (and by listen I mean read, there's no actual voice acting) as your favorite characters talk to each other about each other in podcast format. It doesn't even get meta, I promise. Okay, not *that* meta.

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    will you choose Candy, or Meat?

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    2/2
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    1
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    3
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