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    Life has been confused and disordered since the night you met Dave, but if you can return to a certain starting place and do it all over again, you certainly will. There are a million things you’d like to say, a million secrets to spill and a million hugs to give him, but you’re a gentleman. You clear your throat and manage to croak out one sentence.

    “It’s been a while, old sport.”

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    6/?
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    Basically an alternate version of Earth C, and it's pretty chill.

    It has my own OCs and my own version of a Vriska decendant, but she's very different than Vrissy.

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    1/?
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    Somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles, there is a little kingdom of trolls and fairies.

    Everyone who lives here is very, very small.
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    (uh basically an ironic au of homestuck but its ben and holly)

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    4/?
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    A young grub stands in the caverns. It just so happens that today was his 16th birthday. Though it was only 16 years ago he was born a human male on Earth, it is today that he finds himself as a recently hatched grub on Alternia. He just so happens to be a jumper and though he doesn’t know it yet this is only the beginning of his grand journey in his favorite webcomic homestuck.

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    2/?
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    Nights in the capital are cool and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves and given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia.

    Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable either.

    The fall of an empire has to start somewhere.

    (Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)

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    8/?
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    After she works late in the labs, John takes to helping his wife actually get settled into bed.

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    Y/N gets a visit from an old friend.

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    It's a long journey to a reality that holds all that matters, and Vriska Serket is starting to grow tired of marinating in total narrative irrelevance.

    Post-Candy. A story about how a regime falls, how a hostile narrative is survived, and how the existentially unimportant may be the most valuable of all.

    Act 2 of the Omelette Route. Can be read as a standalone.

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    John and Terezi sing/text back and forth with their own flavors of disillusionment

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    1/1
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    3
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    John likes Roxy :3 That's pretty much it hehe

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    John and Gamzee lovingly stalk one another. Things escalate very fast and people get hurt.

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    1/?
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    The overall premise is where part of an Alt. Earth C was ISOT'd to the Candy Timeline in the Homestuck Epilogues. I wrote this fic in response to Kate's challenge to come up with a different vision for Homestuck's Epilogues. It was intitally written in the Spring of 2020 during the initial Quarantine period of COVID. Unfortunately, life got in the way of publishing this 200+ pager (on a Word Document, single-spaced) until over two years later, after finishing my Associate's Degree.

    In it, we see a growing web of tragedy, politics, and morals colliding as two Earth C's try to share a common planet. A tense and anxious Peace after the Great Troll Revolution soon begins to collapse, and a war between the Earths seems on the horizon...

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    It all began with a game. You didn't know it at the time, but choosing to play the game alone was going to be the worst decision of your life. And quite possibly the worst decision ever made by anyone on your version of Earth.

    After your planet entered your session through the black hole, you ended up in the same universe as another "dead" session like your own. Except the other session was being played by someone who actually had the potential to win. Despite you having little hope of even getting to the point where you could unlock your denizen, you were a threat. If you had reached the opportunity to be given The Choice, you would have ruined everything for this other player. And that's why Gamzee couldn't allow you even the smallest possibility to succeed.

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    10/?
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    Dave's biggest problem to face during his retirement on Earth C is working up the guts to ask Karkat on a date, until Dirk begins to behave strangely. With Dirk trying to isolate himself, lashing out at anyone who tries to help, and even attacking the others, Dave realizes he has another secret to own up to before the rest of his friends end up in danger.

    (HOW even do people come up with summaries. Terrible no stars 0/10. Tags/warnings will be added as chapters are finished since I'm not sure what all I'll need to include yet ffdsdhgd.)

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    EB: ...
    EB: oh my god
    TG: johnathan dont
    TT: Oh. My. God.
    TG: rose please
    GG: what?
    TG: nothing
    TT: He's going to propose to Karkat.
    TG: oh my god
    GG: OMG!

    Or...
    Dave Strider is left alone for three days and pulls a miracle out of his ass to propose to Karkat

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    your name is karkat vantas. you are an 18 year old senior in highschool. you're in love with two boys, one of which is experimenting with his sexuality with you. based off of a loving feeling by mitski

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    [This is a revisited/rewritten version of a fic I wrote years ago. Here's the original.]

    When the final battle is won, Karkat gets mysteriously thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part? He was all alone. Six long years came and went and most of his friends accepted the fact that he was dead and moved on. However the ever omnipotent being that loves to fuck shit up brought Karkat back just as easily as it took him away. Now Karkat has learn how to live in a world that formed and grew without him while suffering the consequences of six years in another world.

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    34/34
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    37
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    15
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    Davekat are finally together, but Dave isn’t ready to be open about their relationship.
    Very dumb and very unnecessary Double date with John Egbert and Roxy Lalonde, where Roxy pesters Karkat the whole time.

    Yup.
    ALSO, this is a sequel, if you don’t have to read part 1 to understand, but I’d really prefer it!! thank you :)

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    Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
    you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
    down to the ground.
    Tell me where you’ve been my life—
    I see only what you see, face who you face,
    be who you want to be.

    Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
    Clashing chasing changing minds.
    Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
    tell me where you’ve been.
    Tell me what you saw.

    — Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall

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    107
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    13
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