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    John ended up completely failing his English class and ends up having to do a mandatory book club that lasts almost his entire summer with a bunch of strangers from his school. Just great.

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    1/?
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    It's a lovely morning in Earth C for June Egbert, now haunted by her very own doppelganger, the true terrible goose of Earth C and convoluted Bloodborne reference: Aime Gdaala.

    The now TITLED EPILOGUE FIC in it's B Sides follow June Egbert ever so reluctant to accept her own problems and constantly pretending to have none as she has to deal with the one problem she will not deny: Aime and the series of problems she causes on purpose. Make your way across Earth C in denial of your problems as your shadow make out with your friends (it's ok everyone is poly), party hard, discuss the futility of life, call out your shitty ex boyfriend that has been ghosting you and ruin everyone's day.

    Featuring:

    ○ A terrible Aime (that's me!)
    ○ A canon with no major conflict and various iconic character from the hit series webcomic "homestuck" for me to mess with and for you to stop me!
    ○ FINALLY A DEDICATED HONK BUTTON >:)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    39
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    8
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    The Homestuck kids and the 3 remaining trolls ended their story at act 7. In a mostly slice-of-life like story I am going to fix these fuckers lives and make them live good lives instead of fucking hell. They're school idols and they have no fucking clue what they are doing.

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    1/?
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    Life has its way of challenging you. If your sister has quickly and remorselessly chosen to turn her back on the path set out for her, you're not sure you're ready to do the same. There is someone, though, for whom you would do anything. Except, maybe, admit you've fallen in love.

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    Chapters:
    6/18
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    20
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    58
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    10
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    “When are you two stupidheads going to learn to do your homework at home?” Jade asks over Dave’s fervent ‘You’re a lifesaver Harley’, trying to sound stern but utterly failing. John just laughs sheepishly and promises her his dessert at lunch.

    This happens every week.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    The Guardian, formerly known as the Reader, knows that the battle isn't over yet.

    In which shenanigans ensue, epic friendships are re-ignited, and the war for Alternia has just begun.

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    12/?
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    283
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    188
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    37
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    June Egbert has returned to her childhood home one last time. Her sister has already handled most of the arrangements as the executor of her father's estate. The only item left unaccounted for is a single, small box containing the memories of her life before it was her life.

    A simple one-off humanstuck AU story in a modern setting, focusing on June Egbert's processing of grief and how her experiences relate to her identity and sense of self.

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    1/1
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    CloudBound is the story of two heirs, each from a different world, miles and miles apart. It is the story of the fight between the clouds and the pits. The story of light and dark, but not of good and evil. CloudBound is a Homestuck Au where Derse and Prospit are countries on a planet called Arcadia, watching as Prospit (which is home to the angels) and Derse (which is home to demons) slowly tear themselves apart for a war that neither side remembers. The story follows a young angel as he tries to find his way around the nuanced social grounds of his home as well as coming to the realization that the others he had been raised to despise and kill, weren't as bad as he originally thought

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    10/?
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    1
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    Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.

    June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
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    The Game was over, wasn't it? It looked like it anyways.
    So what was this... random curve ball Paradox Space threw at them?
    There was literally no way to see it coming, and it just didn't make sense, on so many levels.
    ...
    But that didn't matter yet, did it?
    for now, they all had to... just deal with it. And with the vague deadline that it came with.

    Those were John's thoughts as he absentmindedly played with his new dark green jaw.
    Then, he said, in a voice that wasn't his, "This is just stupid."

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Earth C is great, but something has been eating away at Rose. The Light that she's been relying on is turning into a mirror and the reflection is ugly. Interactions are.. disingenuous. Life kind of fucking sucks.

    A fic about Rose's post-canon depression, dissociation, general mental health, and how pretending everything is okay will ultimately take you down in the end.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
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    14
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    2
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    John is young as shit, not a wrinkle or mole to his unblemished, fair skin, and he just smiles when you tell him each and every time that he's just absolute trash when it comes to dress-up, smiles that clueless grin and the dimple in his left cheek makes something within you twist and writhe and his impossibly blue eyes sparkle knowingly. John's young as shit, but those eyes, no matter how playful, mischievous, or devious they may shine, they're old. Old and wiser than any senior citizen you've ever come across.

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    1/1
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    John and friends find themselves facing two dragons, oh noooooo.

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    1/1
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    It’s another one of those days where John needs Bro to take him down a peg.

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    1/1
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    1
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    When John moves into Alternia, he expects new friends, a bit of awkwardness, and trying to find his way around. He does not expect a cast of such weirdos to become his friends, to find another world, to summon mysterious entities, or to discover a strange new room run by its equally strange hosts called the Felt Room.

    Unfortunately, he gets all of those things and more.

    (I'm so sorry their text is not in color, I'll fix it as soon as I know how.)

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    1/?
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    Basically a load of houses, each a bloodcaste, are all being dicks to each other and the common people and we see the shit that happens because of it
    also this is rarepair hell there is only one popular ship here

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    78
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1229
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    14/?
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    8
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    11
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    2
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    380
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    A young child, younger than most, falls into the underground. He is strange, much like the humans before him, but in a different way - he's stronger than most, yet all he remembers is his name and a few short things.

    John is worried. His best friend has gone missing, and things have fallen into chaos. He wonders if Dave ditched them, but then deems it impossible, and continues to search for him. When he spots Dave in another universe through a dream bubble, things get complicated.

    How will either of them survive?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    1
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    29
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    A collection of most of my Homestuck & Hiveswap oneshots!

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    English
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    7,158
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    924
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    Dave and John have lived together for almost a year now, and they’ve always liked to have “challenges” such as Who Can Stay Awake The Longest, Who Can Avoid Crying The Longest While Watching Big Hero Six, and Who Won't Drink Anything For The Longest Amount Of Time. The two boys have always had innocent fun while doing these until Dave has an idea. Who Can Hold Their Piss In The Longest? Suddenly, the fun isn't so innocent anymore.

    A Dave/John smut story

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,057
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    148

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