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    Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.

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    5/?
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    44
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    6
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    Trolls are brought back to life in the end and Eridan struggles to make his way through and to live normally.

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    You've got designer shades just to hide your face
    And you wear them around like you're cooler than me
    And you never say 'hey' or remember my name
    And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

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    12/?
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    12
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    61
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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    Chapters:
    42/?
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    319
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    27
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    5435
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are definitely not freaking out.

    Nope. Not freaking out at all. Not a single ounce of freak-out up in this bitch. The freak-out detector is not emitting a single beep as it was rendered speechless by the sheer lack of freaking out in your body. You are the most calm and serene guy around the block. You might even go so far as to say you have basically achieved nirvana.

    (In which John is coming over, Dave has a deeply repressed crush on his best friend, and the Strider household is a great source of concern for everyone involved.)

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    2/2
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    Клип на песню "В руках великана" группы "Пикник".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    13/?
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    13
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    English
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    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    22/22
    Comments:
    33
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    John and Dave hadn't spoken for years, until they did that is-

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    English
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    3,685
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    143
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    Just because the game is over does not mean the questing is done. Whether it is a call from the abyss or an imminent natural disaster, there are some perils only the gods can circumvent.

    Some are crushed under the weight of the responsibility, while others run away

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Dad Crocker's old radio pumped out top 40 alt rock hits quietly into the scent-filled kitchen through tinny, old, busted speakers, pulled through a lifetime of use by the screwdriver skills of friends and relatives and the occasional RadioShack employee, back when RadioShack was a thing that existed. Unfortunately, or, perhaps, fortunately in some ways for John, this was not the sort of baking that required a second set of hands, although they still watched the pan in an attempt to be helpful. A slight hiss of steam came from the crouton-like chunks of bread being cooked on the butterless surface of a ceramic pan, and with their dainty fingers, they reached down and flipped over every piece individually. Don't worry, they washed their hands.

    129/365

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    THUS IS SO SEGSY MUST READ DO NOW ITS SEGSY

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    1,280
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    19/?
    Comments:
    28
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    75
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    6
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    John wants to get to know Dirk more since the end of the Sburb so he goes to the Consort Kingdom for a visit. On the way there, he runs into Dirk's Bro - D Strider.

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    English
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    2,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    19
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    John gets his freedom.

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    English
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    780
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    Quiet sound of piano has been playing for about an hour. Not that music bothers you, actually, it does the opposite. You allow yourself to relax from your work a bit, let reality slip for a while and listen to his quiet songs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    You know how spironolactone makes you have to piss a lot more often? Well, Dave refuses to let that stop him from having a good time. In fact, he’s not even getting out of June’s lap. He’s staying right where he is until she gives him what he wants.

    (kink meme prompt requested T4T dave and june, and dave not letting june get up for a pee break. please heed tag, do not eat the dead pissdove unless you want to.)

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    1/1
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    14
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    The beta kids end up with the wrong guardians and a new session is made.

    (Unbetaded, will fix errors later)

    (This is based on a fanfic I made on fanfiction.net.... wich I never finished writing)

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    English
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    16/413
    Comments:
    7
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    546
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    John and Roxy go on their first date.

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    The television screen dragged up all the way from the downstairs living room up into John's bedroom (with their father's assistance, of course) quietly hummed with dramatic static, the white noise of dialogue and background music saturating the air with thick tones, drawing the senses forward. All eyes, all four in the room, technically eight if you were going to be mean about their glasses, were glued to the screen, watching Nicholas Cage demand a bunny be put back into its box. John quietly mouthed every word of the script to themselves, having memorized this movie completely to the bone years ago and then never letting it out of their memory banks since.

    127/365

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    12

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