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    Born at SEA on an IMMIGRANT SHIP, future PROLETARIAT HERO ROBERT FUCKS rose above his LOWLY STATION as PROFESSIONAL FISH HEAD EATER to eat things like GROSS CANNED FOOD and HARDTACK.

    If you have a taste for MUTTONCHOPS and GELLED MEAT, the NAVY is for you! Turns out, ROBERT FUCKS likes both of those things! The NAVY was practically MADE FOR HIM!

    He is a known TWUNK.

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    y'know the clickhole article 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad?
    yeah.....

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    A week in the lives of the staff of the Sir John Franklin Memorial Hospital.
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    The “taking Fitzjames to Chili’s tonight” AU that the world deserves, set in the world of a medical drama

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    A prayer for the sailors of old of Shetland comes further north to protect the Franklin Expedition.

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    it is not his first life on water, but he knows it will be his last

    bingo fill: fagin

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    Solomon Tozer is a sensible man, but even sensible men fall in love with YouTube stars who play covers of Lizzo songs on the hand organ.

    [For Terror Bingo prompt 'hand organ']

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    Tom Hartnell falls into a crevasse.

    Though he wouldn’t blame anyone else for his mistakes, a case could be made that the chain of events that led him 70 feet down inside a glacier began fourteen years ago, when Cornelius Hickey talked him into stealing a bicycle.

     

    (though this is part of a pre-existing verse, this story works as a standalone)

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    John and Tom Hartnell talk about the future while they wait on a new shipment.

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    "Drink with me, my love / For there's fire in the sky / And there's ice on the ground / Either way my soul will die!" -- "The Duel", from "Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812", lyrics by Dave Malloy.

    Or, Terror After Dusk 2019.

    Seven short wintertime tales to warm your cold bones and hopefully put a smile on your face. We all need a little cheer in these dark days, don't we?

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    The Hartnell family of Gillingham is delightfully normal; John works retail, Tom's going through his early-twenties-existential crisis, Mary Ann's charging through law school, Charlie's pretending he doesn't get good grades, and Betsy is... Betsy. Their neighbours find them pleasant, if not a little loud on weekends. No one's ever gotten arrested—except for their grandfather on one memorable occasion.

    Also, they're royalty.

    They just don't know it yet.

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    Terror Bingo fill for my "John Hartnell" square

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    1/?
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    "For most diagnoses all that is needed is an ounce of knowledge, an ounce of intelligence, and a pound of thoroughness."

    Doctor MacDonald has a slightly embarrassing medical problem, and needs Goodsir to help.

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    Written for the Terror Rare Pair Week

    As they leave Beechey Island, Irving says goodbye to John Hartnell

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    Necromancy was not becoming of a young gentleman, but it did make for a good scary story. The man called Cornelius Hickey wasn’t concerned with being a gentleman, though, and he always appreciated scary stories. Besides, he didn’t believe in ghosts...

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    Or, Halloween Terrorfest 2019.

    Thirteen tales of darkness to make your very bones chatter! Do you dare to brave the fear, the madness, the utter horror of it all? Read along, my dear friend, read along...

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    A collection of halloweenterrorfest fics

    Day 1: It's Alive - Tom & John Hartnell; Pacific Rim AU
    Day 3: They're Here - Pubic Hair Samples from John Hartnell's Exhumed, Mummified Body in... The Pubes
    Day 4: What I once used to dream, I now dread - Tozer/Heather; Immortality
    Day 6: They're Coming to Get You - John Hartnell/Graham Gore; Buried Alive
    Day 10: Sometimes dead is better - Lady Jane/Sir John; Resurrection
    Day 11: Corruptible mortal state - Irving/Malcolm; witch trials

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    Every new visitor who comes into the Hartnell household around Halloween can expect to be treated to two things: first, the most involved Halloween movie marathon that they've ever had, and second, endless amounts of torment from Tom Hartnell's siblings.

    John Irving is no exception to the rule.

    (Day 3 of Terrorfest, prompt is "they're here")

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    Tom Hartnell is bad news. That’s what they said over on Erebus. That’s what followed him to Terror.

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    Day one of Whump-tober 2019!

    Prompt 1: Shaky Hands!!

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    Thomas Hartnell joins the Terror in the long shadow of his own grief. Thomas Jopson works to escape his own.

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    When Cornelius falls seriously ill as the wounds from the lashing become infected, Billy doesn't know how to deal with the fact that he may die. And that the last time they spoke, he was mocking Cornelius.

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