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    When David Rose accidentally kills the son of a nobleman, he is exiled to the small kingdom of Phthia to be trained as a squire for Prince Patrick Brewer, son of a goddess and a mortal man. Over the years, the two grow closer, but their love is put to the test on the plains of Troy.

    A Trojan War/Iliad/Song of Achilles AU.

    This story does not have a happy ending.

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    In this alternative universe we explore what might have happened if David and Patrick had made a different decision in Episode 06.13. It explores what might have happened afterward.

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    One of them is lying. So is the other.

    But, all’s fair in love and war…Right?

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    “I don’t think that was an adult kiss,” Alexis says carefully as she stares up at Ted’s ceiling. There’s a stain on it from when she tried to make him a birthday cake, back when they were dating. It had gone terribly and she’d tried very hard not to be absolutely mortified at how carefully she’d worked at getting every little thing just right just to fail so miserably. It’s difficult for her, being careful, always has been, but after the broken engagement—okay fine, broken engagements, plural—she’s been trying to be more careful with Ted. He’s not like her other ex-boyfriends. He’s breakable. Human, even.

    Ew, some part of Alexis that’s still sunbathing on that nude beach in Santorini cringes. A larger part of her just feels sad. For him, but for her, too.

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    David and Patrick celebrate their first birthdays as husbands.

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    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Or husband. Or a spouse in general."

    Patrick and Ted are rich people navigating Schitt's Creek as a holiday retreat. David and Alexis, as longtime residents, peak their interest. But not everything that meets the eye is always true.

    Or, a Pride & Prejudice AU with a plot twist.

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    David whips the tie from around his neck and throws it to the floor in frustration. He will not cry, he will not cry. There is an itinerary and he’s supposed to be sticking to it. There is not enough time to budget in a whole other round of emergency skincare; the only option, if any, would be a few dabs of concealer. That’s it.

     

    Or, a missing scene before the wedding where David's getting ready and realizes he can't quite do it on his own.

    [podfic of Interlude]

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    “This is all very exciting, Twyla,” Patrick says, “but I guess I’m a little confused about…why they’re coming here.”

    “I know! I was really surprised when I got the call,” she says. “We’re not nearly as fancy as the places they usually investigate. I mean, the cafe’s a great place, but even I know we’re not an abandoned insane asylum inhabited by a goat demon.”

    “Not yet,” Stevie says.

    Schitt’s Creek is visited by paranormal investigators Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej, who have heard reports of mysterious activity at Cafe Tropical…

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    This series (Part 5) starts before Schitt's Creek 6.01 and will meander through season 6.

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    Sometimes, the tree of fate dangles a branch carrying the fruit of your deepest desires in front of you, just out of your reach, teasing you because you will never be able to have it. But Patrick refuses to jump. He will climb the tree, he will shake the branch and if it doesn't work, he will cut the whole damned tree and pick up his fruit.

    He wants David Rose and he will have him.

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    Happiness takes effort. Patrick plots and hustles his way into David's life (and heart).

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    Johnny and Moira enjoy a cozy little Christmas night together…

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    When Roland’s truck breaks down two hours outside of Schitt’s Creek, David’s first thought is that he will surely meet his demise on the side of the dark, deserted road.

    He certainly doesn’t think he’s about to meet the love of his life.

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    Daily unconnected holiday and winter inspires drabbles from now until Christmas!

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    There was one day left until their wedding. Well, it was closer to one night, at this point, and David was counting down the hours. Each time he looked at Patrick, he got more and more excited. In less than 24 hours, Patrick was going to be his husband.

    Or, the final part where hockey bfs becomes hockey husbands.

    Celly: Slang for “celebration” and refers to the expression of joy after a player scores a goal

    Podfic of Celly by samwhambam.

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    It's the first proper Christmas the Roses' are able to gather for since going their own ways, but a record-breaking blizzard hits Schitt's Creek and traps David and Patrick at their store, preventing them from making it home to be with their family.

    They find unexpected joy in the storm.

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    Audio recording of "Snipe" by samwhambam

    ***

    David knew it was going to happen, one day he would have to meet Patrick's parents, but it still takes him by surprise when it does, when they insist on getting to know David. What really shocks him, is how well it all goes.

    Snipe: A sweet shot that beats the goalie.

    Or hockey bfs, but the one where David meets the Brewers

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    RMG is having its very first Holiday Party....

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    David and Patrick are celebrating their first Christmas together. The Roses and Brewers are in town, Patrick wants to make everything perfect, and David has feelings about a holiday classic.

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    David is resigned to being bitter and alone. That all changes when he's visited by three ghosts...

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    45
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