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    Jon has to attend a 'conference' and he needs a plus one. Can you guess who the only person is that has time?
    That's right. It's Martin.
    Let the slow romancing begin.

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    When Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood finally settle down in the little town of Westview, New Jersey, they couldn't be happier. Together, they face challenges of hiding their relationship (and Jon's strange abilities) from nosy neighbors, overly friendly coworkers, and this isn't right he shouldn't be here, why is everything like this did he do this? He didn't think so, and he's too scared to Know because if he does it might go away. And why doesn't anything hurt anymore? Where is he

    Find out on The Blackwoods, new episodes airing every Sunday at 12:00 AM EST!

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    It’s not every day you turn eight. It’s a nice number, very even and divisible. Much better than boring old seven. When Jon turns eight, he’s going to get fifteen extra minutes added to his curfew, and he’ll be able to walk to the corner store all by himself. He’s already walked there several times, but it’ll be nice to have permission. That’s the real treat.

    In which it's Martin's birthday, and Jon plans a little celebration.

    a continuation of Inseparable, where Jon and Martin meet as children.

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    Most people who were unlucky enough to meet Jonathan Sims assumed he had no friends. This was true, up to a point two months after Jon became a researcher at the Magnus Institute: afterwards Jon had no friends, except for Sasha James.

    In which Timothy Stoker is attributable to a fake dating scheme, Gerry Keay is attributable to witchcraft, Martin Blackwood is attributable to an ill-advised crush, and Daisy Tonner is attributable to soulmates.

    And in which Sasha James is attributable to arson.

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    "So, what does happen if an Eye learns to See within itself?

     

    What happens is this: the Archive Beholds the Watcher – and the Watcher blinks first."

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    Jon goes back to before the world ended and tries to forge a different path.

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    Jon e Martin are two different people.
    They have different backgrounds, they went to different schools, they have different families and different tastes.
    Total opposites, different arms and legs and different heads.
    But there is something that ties them together.
    Weird dreams, memories of something never happened haunt both of them since their childhood.
    And then, they meet each other.

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    Jon has a freaky monster doppelganger locked in document storage and is trying very hard not to have a breakdown about it.

    He's not succeeding very well.

    (Or; trust, and identity, and becoming.)

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    “I was going to get lunch in a few, you could come with if you want.” Sasha suggested. Tim felt a flood of panic rush through his body. He kept his face neutral.
    “Nah, I’m alright. Though if you wanted to bring me back a tea I wouldn’t object.” He said as casually as he could.
    “Are you sure?” Sasha asked. She looked suspicious.
    “Yeah, I packed something to eat.” He nodded. She didn’t have to know it was a granola bar. Or that he wasn’t going to eat it.

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    “You never did this for Gertrude Robinson,” Jon tells him.

    “Oh, no,” Elias laughs. “She would’ve tried to gut me if I tried to take her for dinner. She didn’t like me much at all.”

    “Are you ‘taking me for dinner,’ then?”

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    When the Archivist finds out that the Lightless Flame has their own messiah, practically his age, obviously they were meant to be friends.

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    What if Jon met Gerry while he was working in Research? One choice changed the course of events and Jon ends up in the Archives years before Canon while Gertrude is still around.

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    Side A: Jonathan Sims has just begun to check his tea for arsenic. Archival assistants have taken to sliding follow-up reports under the crack in the door, which is somehow locked tighter than it has ever been. There is a jar of ashes on his desk and always a tape recorder in hand, rolling even when he's not completely sure if he turned it on.

    Side B: The world is forever changed. So is The Archivist, burdened with Knowing too much and understanding too little. But she remembers when she was Sasha James, who lost and loved all she had. There's only one way to turn the world back, and she hopes to God that her way doesn't end up destroying the space-time continuum.

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    Five times Martin used his garden to help out Jon, and one time Jon used it to help Martin

    Prompt: Garden

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    27M seeking The Perfect Man: must be passionate, rich, attractive, charismatic, honest, and ready to love.

    Jonathan Sims, Avatar of the Web, is the perfect man. He likes Martin, and Martin likes him back. He probably doesn't even have egg sacs. What's the problem?

    Well, there's Jon's vain and ditzy personality. There's his overprotective family and meddling sister. And there's the small matter of a two way bet between them: that Jon can't make a man into a monster, and that Martin can't make a monster into a man, in ten days.

    There's no way this can go wrong. Maybe there's no way this can go right. And if Jonathan Sims knows, why isn't he telling?

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    Jon removes the watcher's crown and the world fills with static. Jon undoes the end of the world, and travels back to the moment he signed the contract to become the archivist in Elias’s office.

    Jon makes changes. Elias continues being a dick. Tim makes chaos. Martin makes tea. Sasha has the brain cell. Georgie and Melanie help.

    A bet is made.

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    And for a second he can hear the door sing and it’s so jarring and nonsensical and, seemingly out of nothing, from it spills a man. Weak and shaky and holding onto the neon frame like he’s holding onto his damn dear life.

    “Can anyone tell me what year it is?” The man asks and then immediately collapses. The door closes behind him and then it’s just. Gone. Like it had never been there in the first place. Maybe it hadn’t.

    Tim shakes his head as if shaking off the door’s existence and then immediately exclaims in horror “is that Jon!?”

    Jon scoffs. “Well, Tim, seeing how I’m literally right here—”

     

    Or: The One In Which Self-Sabotage Takes On A Whole New Meaning

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    Martin has finally worked up the nerve to ask Jon out for Valentine’s Day, but it doesn’t go according to plan when Jon has a meltdown.

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    i wanted to make a mechs!jon chatfic
    updates are whenever I get around to it

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    Jonathan Sims, a young philosophy teacher specialized in Plato and being a pessimistic prick, starts a new job at the Magnus Institute, a boarding school deep in the middle of the countryside where kids can learn with teachers with weird habits and passion for Plautine theatre, a librarian too fond of fire and guardians too keen on opening doors that should be locked.
    Also, rambles about apples and love, colleagues who smell like a garden of flowers, idiots in love, and swearwords in Latin.

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    Basi: Great job guys, pack it up, I'll see you on Monday. 

     

    Basi: Jon get that fucking paper for Gertrude done.

     

    Jonny: Absolutely not!

     

    Basi: You're why God abandoned this timeline.

     

    Nikki: He Didn't Abandon It I Just Killed Him!

     

    Georgie: is it like in pokemon when you defeat the champion you become the champion? Are you now god?

     

    Nikki: Oh Of Course!

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