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    Jon is really popular on Twitter but no one besides the avatars and Georgie knows it's him.

    (Elias does not know)

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    30/?
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    Jon claims he is immune to any flirtation. Can he withstand the onslaught that follows?

     

    hey just wanted to let you know my writing has improved very much since chapter one, please press forward to the new and improved author in the later chapters. we're all learning and growing together, thanks for all your support!

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    "Have- has your heartbeat ever felt foreign in your chest?" Martin says in a rush, "Like it doesn't belong, or that it's wrong, somehow?"

    "I... can't say that I ever have, no."

    "Oh. Well, that's how m-mine feels, right now."
    ---
    Panic attacks at 5 in the morning are fun :) So very fun :)

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    Martin Blackwood has worked at Magnus Coffee and Sundries for nearly eight years now. He likes his job. He likes his new manager even more. Even if Jon is a bit of a jerk. And also in a relationship. And would never give him the time of day even if he weren't.

    Or that's what Martin thinks anyway.

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    5/?
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    33
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    Elias hires a monster to work in the archives. One small decision that shouldn't make much of a difference.

    Until someone's putting googly eyes over everything in the Institute, Melanie's having pizza parties to save the almost-life of a manifestation of the Stranger, Sasha's writing off payments for illegal phone hacks as a work expense, and Tim's trying to figure out how many helium balloons one needs to fill the boss' office with in order to get fired.

    Oh yeah, and they still need to save the world.

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    121/?
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    1971
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    344
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    54
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    "Who knows? This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."

     

    "I assure you it won't be. This is a strictly professional agreement."

     

    Famous last words.

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    'Sexy eye cult celibate?' Martin began to type and then hurriedly backspaced. Best to be specific.

    'Can eye priests have sex,' he revised, and clicked enter.

     

    In which Martin accidentally joins a cult, but quickly realizes he's in need of salvation.

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    3/?
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    58
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    107
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    16
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    443
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    basira climbs up a ladder built of faces on her way to Hell.
    there's no orpheus to guide her, though.

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    Jon's ill--they both are, and Martin's doing his best to be okay.

    (missing scene from "steady, love")

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    2,156
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    1/1
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    1
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    72
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    It's just-- this:

    Georgie Barker looks at Jonathan Sims across the table in their favourite cafe one rainy January morning and instead of saying "I don't think this is going to work," she says "I think we should take a break."

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    1/1
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    3
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    40
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    ♡Sasha♡: Tim i just messaged you
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): bet!
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LMAOOKGDJDBDHS FUCK OH MY GODHDGS
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): HIS FACE IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT SHSBDBS MARTIK IN THE BACKGTOUND TOO
    tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): FUCK IM GONNS PISS MY PANTS THATS PERFECTSFS

    or: the archives staff make a discord server. it goes exactly how you would expect.

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    5/?
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    Jon gives the rest of the original archives crew an explanation for his erratic behavior.
    Inspired by https://questbedhead.tumblr.com/post/621669317214404608/

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    105
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    "this had better get us a good grade," jon mutters darkly, scribbling another few words in his notebook.

    "relax," says tim. "we'll turn it in, get a B, and forget about all of it."

    (a non-linear chronology of five eighth-graders turning their history project into a game that takes on a life of its own.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
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    32
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    3
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    156
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    Jon doesn't get any better at taking care of himself, but at least an attempt was made.

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    1/1
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    1
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    18
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    2
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    72
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    Elias checks in on his potential future Head Archivist to learn a little more about him.

    He finds him in a compromising position.

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    Chapters:
    7/16
    Comments:
    84
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    198
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    22
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    Tim: now that we have a work group chat, I've just got one question

    BossWoman: and what is that?

    Tim: what is up with Jon's username?

    D'Ville: That's... a long story.

    Featuring Archivist!Sasha, Mechanism!Jon, little to no plot, and lots of group chat shenanigans

    Language:
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    10,235
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    590
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    661
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    83
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    After everything goes horribly wrong, Melanie finds herself with a second chance. She just hopes she can use it well.

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    1/?
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    Jon is very careful not to read Martin's mind without asking.

     

     

    or: Five times Jon appreciated his Archivist powers.

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    1/1
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    11
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    86
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    5
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    213
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    an exploration of physical intimacy in the safety of a cabin, between two men who've been through much together.

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    1/1
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    1
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    167
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    Martin is a barista at a tea shop. Unfortunately he's developed a crush on a cute nerd who's name he doesn't even know. Luckily, he has a plan of action, or rather, his coworkers do. It mainly involves being increasingly obvious until there's no way he can be ignored. Surely this is going to work...

    (Rating is for occasional swearing.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    222

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