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    Twinkstober 2020
    Prompt: improvement

    Geralt is given an omega instead of coin as payment. Neither of them is particularly happy about it.

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    A collection of winter-themed drabbles written based on prompts from tumblr. Tags, pairings, and characters will be updated as chapters are added

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    English
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    4,375
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    4/40
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    16
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    Podfic of Into the Light Out of Darkness by inexplicifics.

    Author's Summary:
    The Warlord of the North and his council have finally decided to conquer the rest of Redania — but one of Milena's old friends throws their best-laid plans into disarray.

    It turns out Vizimir of Redania has been keeping more secrets than anyone ever dreamed.

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    103
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    1/1
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    17
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    28
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    A collection of Geralt/Eskel/Lambert/Jaskier, and Eskel/Geralt/Lambert prompts from my tumblr (Wolf Pack or Wolf Pack + Bard). Each chapter will have an individual rating, tags to be added as I add more prompts.

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    5,458
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    6/?
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    90
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    2293
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    A fic about how Jaskier and Eskel met for the first and the second time in their lives - going through hurt and healing together.

    In Part 1, Eskel investigates the dark secrets of a boarding school and finds himself confronted with a very determined, but very sad boy with startling blue eyes.

    In Part 2, Jaskier learns how Eskel got his nasty scars and discovers he might be too late to save the man that once saved his life.

    In Part 3, Eskel and Jaskier are bonding slowly, but it's hard for both of them to accept it for different reasons.

    In Part 4, the travellers arrive at Kaer Morhen. Jaskier finds it hard to adjust to living in the keep. Eskel wants to help, but then something unexpected happens.

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    5/?
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    20
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    51
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    6
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    556
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    10 crowns

    “Witcher, please understand, we have children to feed.”

    Gaetan bites down on the anger. Nods. Takes back the ghoul’s head. Nods again.

    Geralt gave him a chance.

    ---

    Lambert brings Gaetan to Kaer Morhen for the winter.

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    14/?
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    224
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    179
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    38
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    2769
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    He just turned to go back to the inn after yet another day at the market with no news of any Witchers, the White Wolf or even the Butcher of Blaviken (he knew Geralt hated that name but hey, at this point Jaskier would take what he could get) when there were a series of shouts from behind him to “GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

    Jaskier whipped around just in time to see a horse barrelling towards him at a full gallop, knocking aside people and stalls like they were nothing. He rolled to the ground and out of the path of destruction, pulling his arms over his face instinctually, when the sounds of hooves pounding against packed dirt stopped suddenly and there was a warm muzzle prodding his arm. 

    Jaskier peeked up uncertainly. He had definitely done many strange things in his life, but he could honestly say “stopped a horse on a mad death stampede” was not one of them and he wasn't quite sure what to expect. 

    He looked once, looked again, and then a third time just to be sure because there was no way that this could possibly be “Roach?”

     

    or: Geralt is tortured by some stray Nilfgaardians years after the war. Luckily Jaskier finds him, but his journey back to health is anything but simple

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    14,402
    Chapters:
    5/30
    Collections:
    1
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    113
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    292
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    66
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    Jaskier tries to find his place at Kaer Morhen.

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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    A commotion interrupted their quiet dinner that evening. The doors to the dining hall flung open and revealed Vesemir dragging in one of the boys by the scruff of his neck. Aubry chortled at the sight.

    “And that is Lambert.”

    While most other boys and witchers in the dining hall returned their attention to their meal, Eskel and Geralt observed Lambert struggling against Vesemir’s grip. The boy was digging his feet in the ground, slapping at Vesemir’s arm, biting the older witcher, calling him a ‘cocksucking monsterfucker’, a ‘smelly cunt’ and, to Geralt’s hilarity, ‘uglier than a nekker’s wrinkly ballsack’.

    ___

    OR Eskel takes a liking to the newest member of the School of the Wolf. Some brotherly bonding ensues.

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    68
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    4
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    245
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    soft standalone winter ficlets, prompts from witcher-and-his-bard! pining and kisses and huddling for warmth. rating will vary from ficlet to ficlet! G/T except for chapters 5 and 11, which are explicit.

    Language:
    English
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    21,162
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    54
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    358
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    42
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    “C’mon big guy, you need to work with us here.”

    “I’m not leaving this room until Yen’s found a cure,” Eskel maintained stubbornly.

    “She said it could take her a week! You need to eat. You need to have a bath, I can smell you from here.”

    Eskel didn’t dignify that last comment with an answer. He knew all Lambert was trying to do was press the right buttons to get Eskel to rise to the bait. No. Eskel plainly refused to leave his room until they figured out how to fix his eyes. He was blind, the Goddess be damned, and the only thing more useless than a blind witcher was - well, Eskel couldn’t come up with a worthy comparison.

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    1/1
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    3
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    38
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    Collection of my Lambert/Coën prompts from tumblr.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    49
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    84
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    7
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    370
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    Unfortunately, Geralt couldn’t avoid Jaskier and Lambert forever.

    “You’ve already avoided me once this winter, Geralt.” There was a splash, distinctive of Jaskier coming out of the water, and footsteps that slowed as they got closer. “It’s unfair if you leave again.”

    Or,

    The one where Geralt has a good time.

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    1/1
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    12
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    107
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    11
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    821
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    Deep in the blue mountains, nestled like a dragon on a tower lies Kaer Morhen.
    Still, this was not the place he truly found peace at. No, that place lied further up the mountain, nestled above the forest line where only stone and snow were left, was a lake. Icy and beautiful, with nary a ripple on its surface, it reflected the sky and made the world look small.

    Or
    Eskel visits his favorite lake, to his big surprise someone else lives there and wants to play.

    Language:
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    2,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    13
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    160
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    16
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    717
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    Twinkstober 2020
    Prompt: touch

    Jaskier's hands are so gentle, and his words even more so.

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    English
    Words:
    10,064
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    87
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    421
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    53
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    4900
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    Everybody's touch starved and everybody gets their hair washed.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
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    348
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    50
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    1469
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    This is a collection of my Lambert/Aiden prompts from my tumblr.

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    7,566
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    191
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    248
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    18
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    “Flattering as this all is,” Jaskier swore that he had never seen this witcher before in his life, but his heart swooped like it did reuniting with Geralt in the spring. “I do believe you have me mistaken for someone else. As much as I admire Witchers and their difficult profession, I am, in fact, a bard.”

    Taking a staggered step forward, Lambert raised a hand, just barely not touching the bard’s cheek and gave a watery smile. “Melitele, you even sound the same.”

    Jaskier's brows furrowed. “I-” Lambert pressed his bare hand to Jaskier’s cheek. Instinctively, he pressed back, his eyes fluttering. Then squeezing shut with a grunt, a shudder, then a full-body twitch before his body seized and fell to the dirt.

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    43,027
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    204
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    330
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    56
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    “Hmm, perhaps.” The man’s expression turned cagey as he looked Geralt over.

    Geralt heard the unspoken implication and sighed inwardly. “What do you want me to do?”

    Now the bookseller looked scandalized and it wasn’t an act. “Why would I….well, fuck.” Geralt blinked and the man continued. “You’re probably used to having people take advantage of your services. That’s beyond rude, it’s incomprehensible. People have no manners anymore.” He sighed, straightened his doublet. “I was going to ask you to dinner.”

    “What?” Geralt’s ears must be plugged.

    Another Jaskier/Geralt first meeting AU, where Jaskier is a bookseller and Geralt picks up a package for Triss, which should be the beginning and end of such an errand. Jaskier gives Geralt a priceless book for Vesemir, in return for dinner at his place. And as the seasons change, Geralt leaves Kaer Morhen and returns to Novigrad...and a bookseller whom he can't stop thinking about...

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3413
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    Upon learning about Geralt's "big" secret, Jaskier spends his first winter in Kaer Morhen discovering all sorts of other little secrets and tricks. From how to best get Lambert, Eskel and Geralt whimpering to the wonderful side uses of their potions. It's going to be an interesting (and busy) winter.


    “Come on, Jaskier!” Geralt hissed out as Jaskier dug hurriedly through the Witcher’s potion bag, looking for the tin of salve they’d picked up in the last town. He glanced behind him at the Witcher, who was stroking his cock lightly, before twisting his hand and groaning lowly. Jaskier hurriedly dug deeper and his hand felt several tiny bottles before...there, the tin! He pulled his hand out, grasping the tin triumphantly and made a curious noise when he noticed the row of tiny, tiny bottles of teal-colored liquid, all tied together with a bit of thread that was caught under the lid of the tin.

    “What?” Geralt asked, the slick sound of his hand around his cock making Jaskier’s ears twitch.

    “What are these?” Jaskier peered at the bottles as he pulled the thread loose and held them up. “They look like miniature versions of your potions.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    5656

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