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    It goes something like this:
    what starts as your genius plot to sink your icy claws into Mondstadt's (upsettingly successful) wine industry devolves into a petty game of sabotage with your insufferable colleague after he, the fool that he is, decides that it'd be funny to upturn your carefully constructed takeover. You both keep retribution and revenge as your closest confidants; you're both much too prideful to concede to the other in this ridiculous charade. Loved as much as you are hated, predictable as much as you are not—you're a whirlwind of mystery and paradoxes set on a path of self-destruction and he doing nothing but fanning the flames. Your mutual antagonism is nothing new: you've been at odds with one another ever since the day the boreal winds swept you into the Tsarista's cold embrace.

    Scaramouche is only certain of one thing: thanks to dumb (you) and dumber (Childe), he has a front-row seat to one hell of a show.

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    2/?
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    " Maybe in another life, it could be easier. Maybe it would've gone better.. If only I wasn't here ,,
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    Albedo has one purpose in life; To unlock the purpose of why they're here. Howcome the world is just perfect? Perfectly in the middle of the sun and moon, enough to pull tides at night and cease the darkness during day. It's going to take a few assistants or more before he gets far. But of course he wasn't fooling the cryo user. Who was he kidding?

    That eye just spelled out mischief.

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    1/?
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    A collection of double dates between Diluc and Jean, and Kaeya and Albedo.

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    480
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    2/?
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    7
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    26
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    1
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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

    ・...‥…━━━━☆☆━━━━…‥...・

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other

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    10/?
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    Technically headcanons

    Mostly incorrect quotes

    Feel free to use

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    32/?
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    30
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    646
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    17
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    13539
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    Jean struggles with accepting that her biggest enemy is herself, while Diluc struggles to move beyond living in his strained past.

    Together, a swirl of reactions unfold between the two unknowing lovers.

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    4/?
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    346
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    39
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    “Oh come on, Luc,” He tutted as he straightened up in his chair. He placed his hands under the swell of his chest, pushing his tits up and together to make them seem larger and fuller than they already were. The seelie was squeezed tight between them, but instead of squirming away, it nuzzled closer with a squeal. It started to glow brightly, illuminating the valley of his tits and making them feel warmer. It’s ears wiggle back and forth quickly thumping against his chest, it’s chirps and coos louder than before, “you can’t say that this isn’t a precious chest.”

    Diluc pushed his lips into a thin line. Now he was most definitely glaring at the seelie like it was his sworn enemy.

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    1/?
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    On Kaeya's lips, smudged to his right cheek, spreading along his jaw and neck, all the way to his right ear, even enveloping his earring, and maybe even goes around his nape, was a blue mark.

    What is that, handprints?

    It’s hydro power.

    Diluc's eyes widened in realization. The placement of the marks, the power resonating from those marks-

    Those are Childe's prints.

    - - - - -

    Diluc still hates the Fatui. Childe minding his own business. And Kaeya once again, just here enjoying the moment.

    Series
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    1/1
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    Lumine shows the Fatui what happens when you push her too far.

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    1/1
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    As a foreign college exchange student, Lumine is chosen to study in Mondstadt, a small city that holds, at first, a simple life that looks like she can breeze through a year of hard work and benefits. Being separated from her brother without her say isn’t easy, but she’s decided to dwell on what lies ahead and find new possibilities. When she meets her roommate for the year, a hyperactive cop in training, she stumbles upon a mysterious musician who enlists her in a part-time waitress job at the heart of Mondstadt, The Four Winds Coffee shop. Unknown to Lumine, whos in between working as a part-time waitress and studying to pass the semesters, is raptured by the hustle of the everyday citizens who walk in with open books for her to peer through, only to find herself unraveling and invested into the pages by big names of the windy city.

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    4/26
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    193
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    36
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    Jean Gunnhildr the Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius was panicking.
    She walked from one end of the office room towards the other end.
    She gently bit on her gloved pointing finger as she pondered.
    The situation she found herself was bad.
    Very bad and irresponsible.
    The situation she happened to be in was…

    Pregnancy.

    Yep she got herself pregnant.

    Who was the father?

    The one and only ex knight of Favonius and current owner of the Dawn Winery, Diluc Ragnvindr who also happened to be her secret boyfriend.

    Aka a story of Jean and Diluc becoming parents and trying their best to raise their kid.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    13
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    206
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    16
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    Diluc decides to throw a small party at his winery to properly celebrate the victory against Stormterror. He didn't expect for it to turn the way it did... in more than one sense.

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    7/7
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    255
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    28
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    Diluc Ragnvindr didn’t beg. He usually had other people beg for him, and they also were at the other side of his blade. He had never begged a day in his life, and he knew the game Kaeya was playing when he spoke those words.

    Diluc wondered if it was really worth it, if he should just throw out his dignity for some dick.

    Or: Diluc hates his feminine body, Kaeya plans to fix that.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    13
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    464
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    48
    Hits:
    5000
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    Before Lumine heads to Liyue, there is one final request Diluc suggests they make official before they depart. In one secret morning, they head to the church of Barbatos to complete their mission.

     

    Or the city of Mondstadt goes ballistic after finding out the richest bachelor in town just secretly married, and Diluc revels in the chaos of the people’s bewilderment by sipping grape juice among the shocked faces. (chapter 2 are the reactions)

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    2/2
    Comments:
    33
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    282
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Kaeya had one too many drinks at the tavern after going up against Venti in a drinking contest. As his lover, it's your job to take him home and look after him. And as your lover, its his job to properly thank you.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    355
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    23
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    5315
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    Taken place after the Unreconciled Stars Quest, there were leftover meteors! Now they’re being used to forge terrible weapons, powered by stolen visions. So hey! Let’s get the Knights of FAVONIUS gang together (with a Fatui Harbinger for flavor) and host a ball to entice the bad guys to come steal visions so we can beat the shit out of them! What can go wrong? While we’re at it! Let’s address our very convoluted pasts!

    Updates Biweekly/Weekly! This will be LONG.

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    17,054
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    138
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    19
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    Kaeya enrages people, Jean is stressed and Lumine is in the middle of it.

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    1/1
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    6
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    After realizing that Diluc never gives himself a chance to relax and enjoy the many festivals of Mondstadt, you and Kaeya come up with a plan to create a festival specifically for Diluc. One that he won't have a choice but to enjoy.

    "I want this all to work, because more than anything, I want to see the look on that bastard’s face when he realizes we’ve created an event so perfect that he’ll have no reason not to relax. He’ll be pissed.”

    In which Kaeya is a little shit, Diluc doesn't know what's coming, and you're a bit of a (love-stricken) fool.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,692
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
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    As your relationship with the cavalry captain of Ordo Favonius begins to go downhill, Kaeya makes it up to you when you pay him a visit at the knights' headquarters.

    Language:
    English
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    1,983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2604

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