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    His name was Cancer. He was once a celestial being, a constellation that was loved and respected. He was powerful and he had eleven close friends that were just like him. But suddenly everything went wrong.

    His name is Karkat Vantas. He's now a depressed, problematic freak of a teenager with memories of a god in his head after he was diagnosed with cancer. Fucking hilarious and ironic he knows. He is weak and had eleven close friends when he was younger but they've drifted apart and changed. Everything was wrong.

    He didn't have a lot of time but he was going to make things right, no matter what.

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    4/?
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    Gamzee and Karkat get together, finally.

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    Kanaya Maryam, leader of the vampire covens in the state of New York, is getting married. Karkat Vantas, best man, couldn't be happier watching her up at the altar, dipping her wife into a kiss. He could almost cry, screw it, he is crying. He's never been one for big group gatherings full of people he doesn't know, too many folks asking why he's at gatherings for magical beings if he's clearly a human. At least he knows Roxy, most of Kanaya's friends, and the douche bag in the shades he saw on Tinder's magical rip-off site. Karkat wouldn't be talking to him if it weren't for that fact that he just dropped his very expensive looking coat right next to Karkat's chair, and Karkat should definitely return it before Shades leaves the building. It's what a decent person would do, right? No harm in returning a eye blistering red lettermen, right?

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    14/14
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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    63/?
    Comments:
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    Dave is watching vines at 2 am and Karkat just wants to sleep.

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    1/1
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    1
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    44
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    202
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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    15/?
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    35
    Hits:
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    It's simple. Bro does not like werewolves. Werewolves took his brothers from him and you're a werewolf now. That cool kid you once were is gone and whatever is left of him, whatever you are, living in the body that once was called Dave, owes it to him to go down swinging and take as many monsters with you as you can.

    Homestuck Werewolf + more AU

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    7/?
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    Dani proposes to Nico a day after realizing she’s in love with him . It ends with Dorian consoling a crying drunk Dani while Mark gives Nico the Heimlich maneuver three feet away from her. Meanwhile, Damien explains to Aisha in explicit detail why she biologically qualifies as a midget. Not that anyone expected it to go any better.

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    Kanaya gets commissioned to make two dresses, and Dave and Karkat happen to be the right size to help them fit.

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    John Egbert should be happy. He should be the happiest person on Earth. Because he's got two boyfriends and a good life with them, and they love him as much as he loves them. But something's bothering him, and he can't help feeling like there's something wrong with him. And mostly, he's worried about how they're going to feel when he finally talks to them about this.

    (An asexual!John fic)

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you’ve just been dumped.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and this guy just said the words on your thigh.

    (So, in this Soulmate AU you have a phrase that appears usually from 5th to 8th grade. This phrase is the first words your soulmate says to you. Most of the time your soulmate will have moved to your town or you'd see them when it appears. When you first get it, it feels getting a tattoo. When you eventually find you're soulmate the mark will burn, softly but it will still hurt a bit. If at any point in time your soulmate dies before you, your mark will be crossed out. It will feel like a knife slowly dragging across each word. For a year after that if you look at anyone you might be even remotely attracted to. Your mark will burn and sting. After maybe 2-3 years that pain will be gone, and you will be "free" to date. It will not work out, however. If they find their soulmate you'll be left alone. But if someone else who has gone through the pain of losing a soulmate then it may work out. Now, this is my AU there are many like it but this one is mine. You can use the idea of it just credit me -AD)

    Hiatus

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    The Game is over and done with. It’s time to head out to the new universe and start again. It’s time to go forward.

    You should have known better though.

    Even if you leave the game it will always be with you.

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    Earth C isn’t what anyone expected. And now with the kids adjusting to a new life, the Games remnants coming to haunt them, and a ridiculous amount of mystery surrounding the nature of the world they have created, will they be prepared for the next step?

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    7/?
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Where Karkat gets emotional during a movie.

    He doesn't notice he's gripping Dave's hand.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    How each of Karkat's friends found out his color and how they reacted.

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    16
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    156
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    Hits:
    2017
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    Karkat has nothing else to do, but he certainly doesn't want to be helping his idiot friends. But hey, when has anyone ever listened to him, ever?

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    1/11
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    Karkat Vantas has just discovered he's a demigod. Now he must find a way to fit in at a camp he doesn't really feel like he belongs to. Then again, this may not be as bad as he thinks, there is that annoying but cute boy here...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1299
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you should be dead.

    You were stranded millions of miles from the nearest planet, and slowly losing consciousness as your oxygen ran out.

    Then, the Gods of a religion you never believed in appeared and saved your life. Now, everything you knew is falling apart - or is it falling into place?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,286
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    364

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