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    3/?
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    He hasn't typed back, so now you, Sollux Captor, are worried. The lingering sense of doom is ever present, and you're not sure what to do. So you do what you do best; You run out the door to his house in the middle of winter.

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    1/1
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    50
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    "Vantas, Karkat." The old lady calls out.
    Karkat gets sorted. He doesn't enjoy the experience very much.

    Language:
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    261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    649
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    24/24
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    516
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    100
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    "Rose I missed three meetings that I had apparently scheduled that I didn't even remember. I have passed out on random furniture no less than three times this week and one of those may or may not have been the toilette. I have no time to rap anymore and I'm too much of a good guy to say no. Although it pains me to admit it, I need help."

    Dave doesn't know what he's signing up for when he says he needs a manager but, he's about to find out when he interviews one shouty troll.

    Language:
    English
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    8,286
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    680
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    Staying in a hospital can be pretty hard. But not when you run away from home! Karkat Vantas never got along with his family. But when his brother, Kankri falls into a coma, someone strange starts contacting him.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1051
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    Continuación de "¿Por qué yo no?". Au, humanstuck. Han pasado algunos años desde que John desapareció de sus vidas, ahora Dave debe seguir adelante con su vida. Pero, ¿qué pasara cuando entre la tristeza encuentre un rayo de esperanza?

    Series
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    Español
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    Chapters:
    3/25
    Kudos:
    1
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    74
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    Karkat Vantas is a jealous bitch. Karkat is a movie director and John is his star. Vriska is cast as John's love interest in the movie and enjoys making Karkat suffer in jealous rage. Karkat makes everyone on set miserable, and after he yells at an intern John drags him off to their trailer to set him straight (metaphorically of coarse they're both gay af)

    Its a whole fucking lot of porn folks.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2218
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    You hit a cow. It jumps, moos worriedly and then takes off running in a panic. You giggle at the animal as it pushes its way behind other of its kind and generally just goes all over the place for a couple of seconds. You tried to follow it with your mouse, but you ended up losing it when your eyes do that annoying thing where the skin around them scrunch up whenever you smile or laugh.

    You go around hitting every one of the cows once, and watch as they all run around in a wild panic and you have to hold your hand over your mouth to keep from losing it. You wonder if there are other animals in this game, and if there are, if they all do that. You may try to get a herd of them together at some point and just have a hayday with it. That is probably the best idea anyone's ever had playing this game.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
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    Sollux Captor and Terezi Pyrope have been members of the stage crew for their high school's theater for years, but never in their lives had they expected the short, grumpy kid to be able to sing so well.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    198
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    Podfic of A True Friend is a Compass by LaughingStones read by Rhea314

    Summary: Gamzee's taking dance. Karkat is startled to find he's... not as hopeless at it as described. Gamzee is equally startled.
    You can't get better unless you have an accurate idea of where you're starting from, and sometimes having an unflinchingly honest friend really helps.

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    Words:
    80
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    Dave is laying in bed. Karkat is laying next to him.
    It's 1 A.M.

    He has just been bitten by a spider. He could either die, or become the next Spiderman, and he's not sure if he can handle the responsibility that comes with being spiderdude.

    He wakes Karkat up. Karkat promptly tells him it's probably just a house spider and it won't hurt him. Just wash it off with some anti-bacterial soap and some water then put an ice pack on it and let him sleep, goddamnit!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    474
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    In which Dave does ballet and a few other tricks.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    380
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    Dave teaches Karkat how to scratch. He doesn't expect him to have any musical talent of his own.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3320
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    You’re not unfamiliar with fear, with the feeling of being hunted, but it’s different to see your hunter right in front of you. It’s different when it’s Gamzee.

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    This is much less brutal than this snippet suggests I promise.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3775
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    You are at Strider's dumb party, where drinking and dancing are being encouraged, and you are going to have a huge migraine in the morning.
    You haven't had even one alcoholic drink.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    300
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    Finally got it hyperlinked, big thanks to Kaki_Idk!
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    Dave gets out of finals, totally expecting to be able to lay down and sleep for a while. Luckily, John is there to rescue him and take him out for lunch.
    Karkat is their glorious waiter and Dave can't help but stare.
    I'm sure you've already seen someone write for this prompt, but this is a different story, so don't yell at me for it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    774
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    After nearly two years on the meteor, Karkat is pushed into an overdue feelings jam by his future self.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2059
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    Tavros fights with Karkat(female) and some smut happens. Yeah.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    1293
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    Wherein John attempts the highly complicated Triple Makeouts Maneuver with his usual care and grace, Karkat is a kinky quadrant-blurring sass master, and Dave goes for the gold in the Poor Coping Mechanisms Olympics.

    From the Kink Meme: "Have someone discover that Dave was abused horrifically by his Bro emotionally, physically, and possibly the sexually as well. Cue the hurt/comfort, 'how could I not have realized this before?'"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,341
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    6585

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