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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and today, you are on a VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.

    Said VERY IMPORTANT MISSION includes getting a JOB at the local crappy LIBRARY. Thankfully, it's currently a BLISTERINGLY HOT summer, and so you don't have to worry about walking THREE BLOCKS OF WINTERY WEATHER all the way there.

    Unfortunately, the library doesn't have an air conditioner, so you're kind of screwed anyways.

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    Movie Night is Karkat's favorite night. The one night he gets to gather with all of his friends and enjoy his favorite pastime. But what's even better than Movie Night? John Egbert. And when Karkat has a happy horny Egbert in his hands that he's missed dearly, he has a hard time saying no.

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    When Dib Membrane goes star-gazing again, a pod crashes in his yard, and he so happens to find an Alternian Troll (whatever that is, the guy didn't seem horribly keen on explaining his culture or anything), and surprisingly enough, takes him in. Why can't the poor guy just stargaze without conflict? Seriously!

    !!DISCONTINUED!!

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    You hesitated. Did he really mean it? Was he telling the truth? "So, wait. You're just gonna change your whole personality, and give up the act, for me. Yeah, no offence, but I really, honestly doubt that you could actually do that, based on how you've been treating me from the start. How could you possibly even think that you could even be capable of changing? You wouldn't do that for me," you croak.

    "I would. If I fuck up, then you should break up with me. That's gonna hurt me more than any fucking name you can think of calling me," Dave responded.

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    Nepeta's meowrail is unavailable, but she'd really like to have a tea party. So who does she invite instead? You guessed it, Karkitty.

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    I was at an all time low the night you walked in. I didn't know why you were alone but you weren't leaving that way. I don't wanna leave this bar until I get your number. And if I'm being honest, I can't wait to get you home. I won't drop your heart on the floor.

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    "We can get a little crazy, just for fun. Don't even try to hold back, just let it go. Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh." It's John's birthday and he has special plans for his crabby little boyfriend.

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    "He trots back over to you and shoves the paper into your hand. “Here. That’s my phone number. Call me when you pick out a CPU and I’ll help you out with the Great Fucking Graphics Card Catastrophe.” He grins. “Or, you know, if you have any other computer issues.”

    --

    Karkat decides to build a desktop computer from scratch and accidentally turns his life into a cheesy romcom.

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    Kanaya is obnoxiously supportive, often at the expense of herself and with disregard for her own struggles.

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    8/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.
    Tomorrow is the lottery for the Culling Games
    And you are ready.

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    You have chosen to be the Walking Dead Fandom. You've been through a lot of crap. But, you're safe now.

    What will you do?

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    Tavros stood up and took a step toward Karkat. "That's not true, Karkat. We're all going to do what we can to keep it from happening. You're still our leader, and more importantly, our friend! We're not going to let them cull - "

    Karkat cut him off. "Cut the bulgekissing, Tav. I. Am going. To die."

    -

    A birth to life is what I'm after
    My first name won't be my last one
    Let the light just drip into your eyes.

    Senses Fail - Let It Enfold You

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    Pets are boring and stupid, and Karkat's dad has never let him have one anyway.

    Then he meets a crab, and it's like serendipity, if such a thing existed and could be applied to small crustaceans.

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    Karkat has been taken prisoner by the Empress. The others will not take this lying down. A plan is concocted. A rescue, mounted.

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    “Shh, bro, shh. Only origami now,” he whispered, grin hidden behind Karkat’s unruly hair. “I’ll show you how to fold real nice now. We gotta caress this paper’s gentle sides; gotta make it cry out, like ‘oh, Mr Vantas, oh’ and all that.”

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    After the end of SBURB, everyone is landed in a universe where Earth hosts trolls as well as humans. Unable to find a decent job, Karkat takes up supernatural hunting and eventually ends up with the Winchester boys. (I don't plan on continuing this. I haven't worked on it in a year. If anyone wants to add to the AU they should go for it.)

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    Just some fluffy boy troll lovin <3

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    Alternate Title: In Which Two Assholes in a Long Distance Relationship Meet Up IRL and Fun Times are Had

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    Sometimes you wish game powers were still a thing, that Aradia could whisk you back to before all the bad stuff happened, that you could talk to some people a little more like they probably deserved. Alas, your game powers are gone, it's 3am, and you're staring at your computer screen wide awake.

    It's hard, leaving your friends behind, never being able to reach them again.

    Luckily someone understands.

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    Dave still doesn't understand the quadrants, and Karkat's the only one who will try to teach him.

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