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    It's always meat or candy for you, but have you ever think about what would happen if John would have choose none ?

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    Alien expert and conspiracy theorist Dr. Jude Harley takes you on a journey through the history of the extraterrestrial gene pool.
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    “WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BOOK IS THIS? YOUR BRAIN WOULD HAVE TO BE INFESTED WITH DISEASE RIDDEN NOOKWORMS TO READ THIS REDUNDANT SHITDRIVEL. ZERO STARS.”
    - Karkat Vantas, Commander-in-chief of New Alternia, vicious Grubtube book and movie critic

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    Traditionally, Heiresses go to meet the Empress in single battle, to earn their throne or die trying. Traditionally, those Heiresses die before their final adult pupation. Feferi is, however, not very traditional.

    Or: Feferi launches a coup, a civil war ensues.

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    Meaning: the impossible, or the unattainable. Since the blue rose itself is a rarity in nature, it stands for something that is hardly within one's grasp, an object that seems too difficult to be achieved.

     

    Karkat's favorite thing about flowers was the fact that they're a language all of their own.

    Dave's favorite thing about flowers was getting to meet Karkat.

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    Dirk meets Jake drunk at a bar in a club not far off the Midnight City.

    They become so you say, "friends with benefits"

    But when one grows more infatuated with the other, hell breaks loose.

    Idea originated from: Lover Boy by Zec

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    it all started with a sociopath who had wet socks

     

    a detroit become human au where hal is an android and dirk is depressed
    so nothings changed :)

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    You hear the automatic door open, a machinal voice announcing it to the empty and dim room. “Captain,” Sollux says, and it purrs out of him in the most unprofessional way ever. He makes this little slightly smirky expression with his eyebrows cocked just so that gives you barrels of nostalgia for his pale, ugly nerd ass that you knew when you were kids. Now, though, you find him significantly less ugly.

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    In the dead of summer, a man by the name of Karkat Vantas meets someone at the bar. He's charming, attractive, and wise. But, as it stands, things in the suburban outskirts of Skaia City are very rarely as they seem. Beneath shining towers of glass and steel lurk forces—both good and evil—whose origins were once known, but have long since been forgotten.

    When the world you know crumbles, what is left?

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    Dave gets a paper cut.

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    Dave Strider, local oogler of dead shit (legal job title) finds an old journal on a dig and becomes very interested in the rebel leader he reads about in its pages. He starts to wonder, what if they could've been friends? I'd say be careful what you wish for, but you know what kind of fic this is.

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    Instead of having John knock out Vriska, Terezi instead instructs him to stop Gamzee before he can go on his rampage, thus preventing the deaths of Equius, Nepeta, and Vriska.

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    The round-shades guy starts to trek up the hill to the door. You move away from the window and go halfway up the stairs to watch him enter. The door clicks open and creaks loudly as it does. The very first thing that you hear is a disappointed groan. “Oh, this place is just a shithole.”

     

    You immediately don’t like this person.

     

    Karkat Vantas (d. 1988), is facing something of a conundrum. After an unceremonious death at the ripe age of 17, he's stuck in his house in Assfuck Nowhere, Ohio. With the threat of Double Death looming over him, Karkat must actually take it seriously when a young man named Dave Strider moves into his now-decrepit house. Will he learn to tolerate the existence of this insufferable Texan? Or will he suffer eternally at what he believes is a form of hell crafted specifically for him? Only time will tell. And you, delightful viewers, will have the front seat to watch.

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    Karkat gets to know the enigma that is Dave Strider. It's not like there's anything better to do on this meteor...
    Or "In which the author indulges themself by projecting heavily on their favorite ship, contains pile building, multiple feelings jams, and gratuitous cuddling. Banned by her Imperious Condescension for blatant pro-mutant prpoganda and hints at future quadrantless romance but can be read as straight moirallegiance."

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    Karkat and Dave watch a movie. Dave falls asleep.

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    “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot— nothing is going to get better.
    It’s not.”
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    Dirk Strider, fourteen, is looking for adventure. Not for himself, but for his friends. All they want is an escape from their monotonous home lives, and lord knows Dirk’s friends deserve the world.
    So when the grandma mentions a local legend involving a mysterious Knight, Dirk decides to look into it— unaware of the decades old, globe-controlling secrets he’s about to unearth.

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    Dave Strider’s dream is to be in a proper band. He has a passion for rapping and playing the guitar but no one really knows that.

    Karkat Vantas’s dream is to also be in a band. Karkat loves singing and does it every time he can, but no one really knows that either.

    When an advertisement for a school band gets posted, the 2 boys get drawn together and have an opportunity to achieve their dreams

    (This is my first fic I don’t really know what I’m doing please pity me-)

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    In light of his Grandmother's unfortunate passing, Jake English is feeling stressed, overwhelmed, and even more impulsive than usual. The perfect time to start a romance with a minor deity, right? A measly stretch of ocean does nothing to stop him from visiting the elegant, marble-white oracle Dirk on his lonely lavender island. And maybe plotting to steal him away, too.

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    Do you ship Davekat? Dirkuu? Well then do I have an offer for you: boyfriend swap AU. Dirk is dating Karkat. Dave is dating Caliborn. Shenanigans ensue.

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    You have already seen this up close and personal, haven’t you, and wouldn’t it be a little silly to rehash an old story? There are other old stories to rehash, those which didn’t make the cut, ones that perhaps you haven’t heard before. This tale, right here and now, is warm and familiar to you. It’s brimming with hope and the promise of a tabula rasa. So let’s move on.

    What happens after the after?

    {Updates weekly.}

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    Dave and Karkat discuss comics.

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