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    At the ripe age of sixteen, Craig suddenly realises he isn't happy.

    He's sick of his friends; his family; his school life; he's especially sick of Cartman. The last time he actually felt happy was when he was dating Tweek, and that was three years ago.

    But when a stubbornly charming blonde and his orange parka force themself into Craig's life, he realises that maybe, he doesn't have to suffer alone. Maybe.

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    You want to protect the one you love most. The only person you love, you want to keep your real species away from him. You want him safe. You don't want to hurt him. Not again. But you can't stop yourself.

    You can't dispose someone to your own satisfaction if he was already what you were longing for.

    It would've been easier to just kill everyone. Everyone but him. But... you can't.

    Not again.

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    It's the end of the world, and the main boys are forced out on the road to look for a place to ride out the apocalypse with some of their friends. Survival instincts kick in, group breakdowns occur, people die, and Kenny can't seem to catch a break. (Written for the 2013 SPBB)

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    Kyle Broflovski (or better known as Kyley-B) is finally returning to South Park for summer break from Jersey. While away at college, he presented as an Alpha, and found a whole new look and identity for himself. What he didn't realize coming back home was others have done the same thing. Now he has a problem on his hands, he really wants to bang his Super Best Friend.

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    "If I can ask, what are those papers for anyway? Homework or something?” The question seemed to earn a little laugh from the blonde, and Kenny tilted his head.

    “No no, not homework. It’s for my job. I work for the Denver Newspaper! The last article I was working on got corrupted after I printed it.. So this is the only copy I have of it.”

    Kenny nodded in understanding. “I see. Well, I guess that’s why you were so panicked about losing it then… Working for the paper though, that’s really cool! What’s that article of yours about anyhow?”

    The other’s bright blue eyes quickly lit up at the question, as if it was something he had been waiting to hear. The excitement only continued to be clear in his tone of voice as he explained, “I focus on Mysterion articles! You know about him, don’t you? I was lucky enough to get assigned to write any news on him. This article in particular is about that bank robbery he stopped a couple weeks ago.”

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    Sweet sixteens. The boys are juniors now they should be worried about collage, romance and drivers license. They are but since they live in South Park that also comes with some extra worries. Like mental stability, medications, overcoming trauma both past and present, death, serial killers, sexual assault and if plotting murderous revenge is the best time to ask out your long time crush?

    Kyle has a lot on his plate when he becomes the victim of a seemingly random, sexual hate crime. The cops won't cooperate so it's just up to him and his childhood friends to find his assailant as he turns from rapist to serial killer.

    He finds it weird that out of everyone Cartman seems to be the most interested in killing this guy. Even properly medicated Cartman is a force to be reckoned with when he's pissed off or he thinks you took something that's his. Not that Kyle is his, at least he's pretty damn sure he's not. Some things even hardcore therapy can't change.

    (Cartman is NOT the rapist. I mean hes not a saint either but no he doesn't hurt Kyle. Somewhat slow burn but not really because I have no patience Sorry if the summery is bad idk what I'm doing here. )

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    Stan Marsh, AKA popular hot hunky jock dude of South Park High is flunking all his classes, so when Kyle— intelligent and sassy hot-headed, cutie— is tasked with tutoring Stan, lets just say they both learn a lesson that they'll never forget.

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    After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.

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    Kyle eyes the flavouring on the packet, bacon cheddar, and then Stan, pointedly.  “Really? Of all days?”

    Stan rolls his eyes. “They’re vegan. And like you care, anyway.” 

    [update 2020/12/04: ART!!]

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    Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric decide to have a sleep over at Stan's house. Eric tells scary stories of a place that houses terrifying monsters to keep the public population safe. The rest of the boys think this claim is bullshit, but Eric insists theres one in the woods surrounding South Park, and so the boys go hunting for it.

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    Clyde's physique takes a hard hit over the summer and nothing he does seems to help. How will he survive his last two years of high school in his new body?

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    Kenny and Butters relationship deepens after Butters notices Kenny’s ability to cheat death. Kenny sees his life as a curse, but with Butters in his life...

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    Stan recently has gotten out of a relationship with Wendy. Heartbroken, he turns to his friends, Eric, Kenny, and Kyle. Feeling like his other friends are giving him the cold shoulder, Kyle stays by his side. Making Stan feel a cluster of emotions he thought he'd never experience.

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    “no, it's much better to face these kinds of things
    with a sense of poise and rationality”

    the birth of stan marsh’s band “panic! at the disco”

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    Aliens find a way to raise cows to make burgers

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    South Park has changed, and so have it's residents. It's still the little town with all it's charm, but it's grown over the years. And so have the kids in it. Tweek and Craig have broken up, well.... more like they've been broken up, for many years at this point. But as they both begin to realize that their feelings never faded, things get rocky. Tweek, barely being able to push past Craig's stoic exterior, starts to think that Craig will never feel anything for him again. And Craig, still hurt by being dumped by Tweek, doubts that Tweek will ever have feelings for him again.

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    After Kyle and Eric hook up at Clyde's meteor shower party, they want to put the whole evening behind them. But a favour to Kenny and a run-in with the Cult of Cthulu leaves them to deal with an unforeseen consequence of their hook-up.

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    There was a contemplative silence that settled over them. The more Kyle thought about it, the more he thought maybe finding a sex-friend would be more trouble than it was worth. If he had a hard time finding a romantic partner, what kind of hope did he have of finding a sexual one? It seemed like one of those things that would always be great in theory, but impossible in practice. He wasn’t sure who he’d even be looking for.  

    “I’d do it.”  

    He turned to look at the man on the ground next to him with wide eyes and a gaping mouth. “Are you propositioning me?”  

    “I’m not exactly being subtle, jackass.”  

    “I just - I wanted to check.”  

    The silence that fell over them this time was much less comfortable.  

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    A group of kids from South Park play a game, but soon discover it is linked to the end of the world. Now they must find out what is going on in this strange game world, as well as discover the meaning of the Ultimate Riddle. Will they win the game or will they be just another null session in paradox space.
    (more characters, ships, and more to be added to tags later.

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    Cartman makes his boyfriend go to the berlin wall.

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