16 Works in Líng Wén & Péi Míng & Shī Wúdù

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    The entire third floor lobby was flooded. Amidst various books and stationary, quite a lot of inexplicable objects floated out merrily. These included an expensive fan, a single banana and somebody’s retired lacy underwear. Surprisingly, the last one came from the boys’ dormitory.
    Nobody knew how the flood occurred.

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    There is a flood at HuaLian's boarding school and no one knows how it happened. Nobody is free from suspicion.

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    The Four Calamities (a world-renowned alternative punk rock screamo band) and the Three Tumours (a desperate excuse of an indie band) are sworn rivals. As the Four Calamities' popularity skyrockets, and the Three Tumours sing more and more emo ballads, Pei Ming has to come to terms with whatever the hell he's feeling for Shi Wudu.

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    After Jun Wu's defeat and imprisonment in Mt. Tonglu, the Heavenly Court needs a new emperor. Someone's got to rule this pile of light and stone. Someone's got to stop the earthquakes that threaten to destroy the Heavenly Court and find an end to the constant waves of heavenly calamities.

    Ling Wen steps up.

    Pei Ming follows.

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    Shi Wudu looks, quite frankly, insulted. “Hurry up and lay out your demands. I don’t have all day.”

    “I don’t have any,” Pei Ming says, because it’s true.

    “I can’t return to the demon realm if I haven’t fulfilled our contract. The only reason why I took your case was because your contract specified a tier-3 request at an interest rate of 27%,” Shi Wudu says irritably. “Only an idiot would pass on a deal like that. So what is it that you want me to accomplish? Murder? Property destruction? Theft? Embezzlement?”

    “Yo, no, absolutely not,” Pei Ming exclaims, eyes going wide. “Dude, I’m a productive member of society. I can’t just up and murder someone!”

    Shi Wudu scowls, before looking Pei Ming up and down. His look turns appraising, the way one might examine a nice cut of meat at the supermarket, or, in the case of Ling Wen, the way one might look at some kind of artisanal notebook covered in, like, hand-dyed goat leather or something. “Actually. Debauchery can arguably be tier-3 if we try hard enough. Do you have a girlfriend?”

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    Pei Ming summons a demon.

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    Се Лянь, сын министра магии, по пути в Хогвартс вместе с Му Цином и Фэн Синем ввязывается в драку и ловит шоколадных лягушек.

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    And yet it stays over her, like a heavy constellation, that she wants to see him.

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    Shi Wudu ascended as the Water Master. Before he knew he could do such a thing as switching fates, He Sheng (He Xuan) ascended as the Wind Master and he and Shi Wudu became more than just good friends. At the same time, Shi Qingxuan's life is gradually deteriorating from his vile fate with the Reverend of Empty Words still stuck at him. Shi Wudu desperately searches for the way to save his little brother, but things don't go quite as he planned.

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    "Have you heard? The terrifying God of Death kidnapped the loser God of Mercy! And he refuses to give him back!"

    "Yes, we heard." Three Tumors grimace at unison. "Thank you, and fuck you."

    Or: In which Xie Lian is the Mercy everyone makes fun of, Hua Cheng is the Death no one would dare to mock and Shi WuDu, Ling Wen and Pei Ming are so done with this shitshow. Sorta Hades and Persephone AU.

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    “No better than this old muse of yours, eh Jing Wen? Well, boss, then you are no better than a pile of blood in her tomb. At least she has a coffin to rest in.” A black flame roared up over Ling Wen’s hand and swept up Jing Wen’s remains, burning them up into ash midair. Calmly, coolly, Ling Wen produced a pouch to collect them. “And soon, boss, you’ll be no better than the stone steps in front of this heartless bitch’s palace.”

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    Deep down, Pei Ming always knew the day he would stumble upon one of his many mistakes waiting for him on his doorstep would come.

    "LING WEN! SHI WUDU" He yelled as he stormed back inside their flat, holding the baby at arm's length like a hot potato. "WHAT DO I DO?"

    "Build a time travel machine and cut off your past self's dick before you can impregnate this snot and shit factory's mother," Ling Wen suggested, casually sipping on her seventh's cup of coffee of the morning.

    "Throw him in the trash bin and pretend you can't hear him screaming," Shi Wudu snorted. "Don't get caught though. I'm not bailing you out of jail again."

    "You two are awful human beings," Pei Ming said like this was astonishing news to him.

    Or: someone thought it was a good idea to abandon a baby by Pei Ming's doorstep. It was not.

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    The 3 tumours, in their final year of high school. Hijinks ensue.

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    He Xuan’s pupils shrank, as Crescent Moon Earth Master’s Shovel was casually tossed to the ground next to him.
    “The hell are you doing, lying there self-pitying?” Hua Cheng tsked and put his hands over his hips, “What a pitiful sight you are, Black Water. And to think I was hoping you’d deal with it yourself.”

    He Xuan keeps on silently stalking Qingxuan, until he can't take it like this anymore. Also, something seems to be off with the waters in Black Water Demon Lair...

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    It’s the first Mid Autumn Banquet after the events that shook the heavens, and the first one with many notable absences at the table.

    While everyone is trying to be cheerful and behave like it’s just another year, Pei Ming and Ling Wen mourn a friend in their own way.

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    55
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    11
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    Written for Hualian week 2019, Day 3: Reincarnation

    Reunited again in another lifetime

    ~Starring former politician!XL, Activist!HC, reporter!LW, lawyer!PM, model!Beefleaf, and bits of their shenanigans.

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    1/1
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    9
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    103
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    14
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    891
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    1) “We need to talk about what happened last night.” [3 tumors, M]
    2) “Love is overrated” [ShuiLing, E]
    3) “I’ve missed this” [SongXiao, G]
    4) “You’re trembling” [Moshang, T]

     

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    Fills for the dialogue prompts I did on twitter! Warnings and tags are in the individual chapters.

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    Pros of being Shi Wudu's friend:

    - cool holiday trips
    - he pays for everything

     
    Cons of being Shi Wudu's friend:

    - he WILL drag you to the other side of the world just to stalk Shi Qingxuan and his new boyfriend

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    1/1
    Comments:
    29
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    349
    Bookmarks:
    76
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