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    "A Witcher's duty, first and foremost, is to kill monsters."

    Vesemir's words still ring in his ear, even weeks after leaving the mountain for the first time. He has two sharpened blades and his first contract already acquired before he even set foot outside of Kaer Morhen's gates.

    His first monster waits for him in a dilapidated cottage outside of Daevon.

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    New Witcher Lambert sets out on the path for the first time, ready to fulfil a promise he made to himself during the trials.

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    When Vesemir collects his newest child surprise, he finds Lambert —an underweight selkie with a vicious streak running deeper than the ocean she came from. He takes her to the Temple of Melitele to become what is likely to be the worst acolyte they've ever had. She finds her place in the world anyway.

    Or in other words: Lambrt doesn't become a witcher... she becomes an acolyte of Melitele instead. Vesemir is still her not-dad, Geralt and Eskel are still her brothers, Aiden is still her lover, and she's still the bitter bitch we know and love.
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    Lambert meets Aiden, there's a knife-to-her-throat moment, and plenty of banter is had. Note to self: straddling sleeping people without double-checking their identity is definitely a bad move.

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    Monsters don't have feelings.
    Monsters don't deserve nice things.
    Monsters kill.
    Lambert lives in a government run care home for Littles, forgotten by the world and surviving on the smallest of care. It's when he's at his lowest that he meets a man that might change his life.
    Vesemir doesn't have room to care anymore, his heart is closed to love for fear it might shatter him if he ever does so again. But a Little with no hope left might just be the one to unlock his heart and change his life.

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    Back in Kaer Morhen for the winter, the Wolf Witchers begin their Annual Winter Bitch Session/Drinking Binge, in which they discover that everyone seems to have had something strange happen while on the Path. The commonality? Someone named Burt Lamb The Third.

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    Kairosclerosis: the moment you realize you're happy

    Lambert knows pain.

    As time goes on, it all blurs into one. Physical, emotional, mental...sooner or later, it blends together, and he can no longer find the difference. Pain is pain, and it all hurts the same. People speak of childhood like it’s something fond, a time of happiness in memories long past, but Lambert doesn’t know what that feels like.

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    Vesemir is the father of three young boys, Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert. You can probably guess who is the most difficult to make go to bed. But Vesemir does have a trick up his sleeve- a bedtime story.

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    His dad said the man was going to pay money for it.

    And that Lambert wasn't anything but a leech on their money anyway. That he owed at least this much, for all his dad, his family, had to sacrifice because he'd been born. And that it was about time Lambert finally paid some of it back, for once.

    And that if Lambert didn't do it, maybe his dad was going to make his mom do it, instead.

    So Lambert does.

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    Aiden has found Lambert, but now they have to make their way up the notoriously difficult Trail to Kaer Morhen...and hope that Aiden is allowed in when they get there.

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    The Battle of Kaer Morhen...how he escaped the frost in time as the Wild Hunt broke through, Lambert couldn´t explain. But now, that Vesemir was overpowered, he knew he needed to do something, quickly.
    A prayer sent in desperation get´s answered. But not in the way Lambert would have ever imagined.

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    For the BIKM February Bingo (Posting separate from collaborative work)
    74-Insurance

    Vesemir has lost so much; he refuses to lose his remaining sons.

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    For the BIKM February Bingo (Posting separate from collaborative work)
    23-Sock

    Lambert hates the cold.

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    When Lambert finally earns his medallion he makes three promises to himself: to never return to Kaer Morhen, to never forgive them for what they took from him and to never help train another witcher.

    In time, he chooses to break all three promises. He's either an faithless oathbreaker or, possibly, growing up.

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    “Lambert,” he says quietly. Lambert only groans in response, trying to hide his face in his arms and twitching when the movement jostles his dislocated shoulder.

    “’m fine,” Lambert mumbles, despite the obvious pain bleeding through his voice. He tries to curl up and fails with a pained gasp the makes Vesemir’s heart clench.

    “You’re not,” Vesemir tells him as gently as he can. “Let me help.”
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    3+1. Three times Vesemir looked after his pups. One time they look after him.

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    Cats. Crazy fuckers, right? Cold and apathetic one second, blindly, murderously furious the next; don’t give two shits about you until they decide they need you. Bad mutagens does not stable witchers make. Simple. Except... it’s a little more complicated than that...

     

    Aiden's fine — perfectly fine, indulging his lover's desire to go home for the winter but as usual feelings (the little bastards) get in the way of an alright thing.

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    Julian is a little who is struggling with self acceptance, having been pushed aside by his family. Every little needs to have one or more legal caregivers though, and social services have placed him in the care of Geralt and Eskel Rivia, who have been looking to adopt a little boy for a really long time.

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    Lambert discovers that Aiden has been using spit - fucking spit - along with a laundry list of other disgusting alternatives for sex (tallow, yeah, that was on offer too). He whips up his own lube using a centuries-old recipe and they go to town.

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    “Shhh.” Geralt reaches out, waiting for the boy to flinch away, but he doesn’t. He pats his shoulder. “I’m sorry. You’re safe here, now, with us. What’s your name?”

    “Ardyn.” The boy sniffles a little. Vesemir tries to hide his sharp intake of breath but doesn’t succeed. Not to a Witcher’s hearing, at least.

    “Ardyn.” Geralt tries to put the warmest smile on his face that he is capable of. “As I said, you’re safe here. You can stay as long as you need. Right, Vesemir?”
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    Lambert finds a little boy in the snow and brings him home to Kaer Morhen. The Witchers, especially Vesemir, take care of him – but not everything goes as smoothly as it should. Something is very, very wrong.

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    This is a compilation of Vesemir shorts that aren't quite long enough for their own post.

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    This started as Vesemir selling weed out of his herb garden, grew some angst, some fluff, and some Lambert. In summary, Vesemir’s heart breaks as he watches Eskel deal with the pain of his facial injury, and so he develops a very specific interest in botany.

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    The wolf witchers like their oatmeal warm in the mornings

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    4
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