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    A very unlikely pair find themselves being college roommates, exact opposites. Geralt is riddled with anxiety, trying to find peace in his crazy head well Jaskier explores all college has to offer for him as being a newly open gay.
    Is Geralt being homophobic to his newly out roommate or is this feeling something else?

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    "Aiden,” Lambert breathed.

    Geralt's shoulders deflated a little, his breath hissing out through his teeth. “What’s an Aiden?” Jaskier asked in puzzlement, popping out from behind Geralt’s elbow.

    "I saw him,” he exclaimed. “In Oxenfurt. I know it was him. I saw his face.”
     

    A Cat Witcher murdered by a fellow brother on the side of the road and a Wolf Witcher murdered by an angry mob inside the walls of Kaer Morhen find themselves both very much alive, taken by a mage in order to further his own perverted experiments.

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    “Fuck you,” the witcher wheezed.

    Jaskier rolled his eyes. “Right, yeah, fuck me, I’m such a jerk for saving your life.”

    Jaskier spent twenty years denying his true nature as a switch and contorting himself into the perfect submissive companion for Geralt, only to have their whole friendship thrown back in his face. Eight months after Geralt broke his heart on the mountain, Jaskier meets a new prickly asshole with yellow eyes.

    Lambert has trust issues and a serious chip on his shoulder—witchers aren’t supposed to be submissives, and he has spent his whole life playing third fiddle to his Dominant brothers. The last thing he wants is Geralt’s reject bard following him around. He doesn’t feel anything for Jaskier. Fuck that.

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    Jaskier had been doing his best. Heartbreak and depression had given him the songs he'd played to take his career higher and higher-- until his band broke apart. Now alone, he's offered a job to manage the band of the man who broke his heart.

    The challenge of being a folk singer managing a heavy metal band may carry Jaskier into new discoveries, the least of them about music. Living on a tour bus with Lambert, Eskel, Geralt, and Vesemir is full of challenges and annoyances-- but perhaps something more can come from this. Healing, friendship... and maybe a love that blooms so slowly and naturally that it swallows them whole.

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    "If Life could give me one blessing! It would be to take you off my hands!"

    Geralt stared out at the mountains for a long time after he said those words, a constant string of "fuck, fuck, fuck!" echoing in his mind when he had calmed down enough to fully acknowledge what he had said, but when he turned to apologize, Jaskier was nowhere to be found.

    "Fuck!"

    ~~~~

    Two weeks after Jaskier left Geralt at the mountain, the bard found himself in some backwater town of god knows where minding his own when he overheard the alderman talking to some of his guards. Curiosity peaked when the word "Witcher" was heard.

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    Lambert doesn’t do emotions but he has somehow found himself with two husbands and this is how.

    Heavily inspired by Ledgea’s The Witcher Grapevine.

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    Coën arrives at Kaer Morhen. Yennefer doesn’t know how she feels about this. Jaskier continues to recover with Geralt and the pack’s support. Lambert continues to be a skittish bastard. Vesemir continues to be fondly exasperated and sickeningly in love.

    And Eskel-is that a goat?

    (To those just joining us, all you need to know from previous parts of this series is in the beginning note so you can jump right in!)

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    Lambert is a barista at Kaer Morhen Café. He has no hopes, no aspirations; he just wants to work in peace.

    Everything changes when an annoying, privileged little shit begins frequenting his shop...

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    Or:

    I proudly present to you my take on a Jaskier/Lambert Coffee Shop AU!

    Warnings: this story contains mentions of past childhood physical/emotional abuse and neglect, being in the care system, foster homes, suicidal thoughts and sexual abuse/assault happening to an underage character.
    It also features a disabled character who has an incomplete spinal cord injury. I apologise if I use any disability-related terms incorrectly, please let me know in the comments if you notice any such mistakes and I'll be happy to correct them!

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    Geralt releases a weary sigh. “It’s so easy to fuck up.” Letting out a bitter laugh he adds, “Monster hunting is simple. It’s black and white. You know their strengths and weaknesses, you know the best strategy of beating them, you battle it out, you hopefully survive.” He pauses, letting out a shaky breath. “I don’t know how to fight this monster.”

    Healing takes time. In which Jaskier works on healing emotionally and, after a run in with his old crew, Aiden works to heal physically.

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    Watching Aiden start convulsing and frothing at the mouth after Lambert stitched him up was the single most terrifying thing Lambert has witnessed. Not ‘cause he was scared for Aiden, just ‘cause...fuck off.

    Lambert tries his hand at being a nursemaid. Later, Aiden has a chat with Lambert about this little thing called bloodlust.

    **Part of a series but can stand on its own**

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    Lambert deals with grief his way.
    Geralt helps.

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    Lambert's evolution of snuggles.

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    The fic where Geralt and Jaskier are the ones who have their shit together for once and everyone has a case of the feels.

    Alternate title provided by the lovely Freerunner4427: fondly exasperated cat waits for fool of a wolf to get hit with the clue bat.

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    Lambert needs help with something but doesn’t want to ask, but lucky for him Jaskier seems to know exactly what he needs.

    Geralt and Eskel are briefly mentioned but it’s focused on Lambert/Jaskier.

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    Jaskier only Human but he loves Witchers, and well Humans die easily.

    Another Lambert-Centric but it’s about Jaskier.

    TW: Mention of suicidal thoughts but it’s a blink and you miss it mention.

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    Lambert has a bad day and he needs help coping.

    Again very Lambert-Centric but I have no regrets. Please know that it touches on topics like depression and anxiety, they don’t have a word for it but all the Witcher’s do have PTSD but all cops differently.

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    Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the first time. One by one, the Wolves fall to his charms and accept the bard into their family.

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    “Geralt, our parents are currently curled on the rug making goo goo eyes at each other!” Jaskier exclaims hysterically.

    “Hmm,” Geralt says with a frown. He didn’t know Vesemir could make an expression other than stern, disappointed, or fondly exasperated.

    Geralt and Jaskier's parents meet. Their sons don't know how to feel about that. Good thing Lambert and Eskel help provide a distraction via skittish cuddles.

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    Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen. It goes as well as could be expected.

    **Can be read as a stand alone or as part of a series**

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    Lambert is feeling a lot worse than usual, and he drops into one of his rages.

    It’s the first time Jaskier has witnessed him like this.

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