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    There’s a wall of fucking fire racing towards them, absolutely obliterating everything in its path.
    And in a moment of sudden, intense clarity, Five thinks-

    Fuck that.
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    Or, they stop the apocalypse- but nothing is ever that easy, and they’re left to deal with the fallout of everything that came Before.

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    The dream had been a continuation of the last one she'd glimpsed. A young boy with aristocratic features wearing a fancy school uniform. A gun glinting under the fluorescent lights of a classroom. Children screaming and clambering under tables. The bodies of those that weren't fortunate enough to make a quick getaway. Blood blooming across white buttoned shirts and spoiling blue blazers. The alarm bell droning on and on and on in the background.

    She'd watched as a bullet tore the boy's shirt in half. She'd watched as he fell out of his chair and slumped to the ground, as lifeless as all the other children. She'd watched as the gunners left the classroom, triumph visible in every line of their bodies. She'd watched as he jerked back to life, the bullet pushing through his skin and bouncing off his thigh. She'd watched as he stared at the bodies surrounding him. She'd watched as something inside him fractured and broke.

    She hadn't wanted to watch anymore.

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    The Old Guard AU (with powers) that we've all been craving. (No knowledge of the movie needed.)

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    Number Five is legally thirteen-years-old. What do thirteen-year-olds do?

    Attend shitty public schools.

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    Five must band together with his siblings in order to stop the apocalypse. The Handler has other plans for him though.

    Starts during the events of the bowling scene, right before Vanya causes the apocalypse.

    Beta read by Johnny_Roundy, who has also helped me create the fabulous f*ckery that comes with time travel.

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    five is tired

    literally so short but like if u like i may write more chapters just diegos just so stupid please hes so stupid i hate him and his little knives like get original /not srs

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    After landing in 2019 with no briefcase and five emotionally stunted siblings, the job of keeping the timeline intact and finding a way home falls to Five. With the help of a mysterious ally, surprisingly amiable enemies, and powers that keep advancing, they may just be able to do it.

    Except, nothing ever works out in the Hargreeves' favour.

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    Or: I got sick of waiting for a season three so I decided to make my own.

    (Currently on hiatus while the author focuses on their other story 'Meliorism'.)

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    Klaus had asked if anyone else saw Five.
    What if his siblings didn’t actually see him?
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    Five looked up and stared at the single person who could stop the apocalypse, objectively the least powerful of the academy including Vanya- fuck, he wouldn’t be able to talk to her- and the one now bestowed with Five’s knowledge and task of saving the world. Klaus stopped his mumbling and stared right back, trembling, eyeliner screwy, and spoke in unison with the stray word that slipped off of Five’s numb tongue.
    “Shit.”

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    Season 1 AU

    After killing Leonard, Vanya takes the time to read Reginald's notes. It changes things.

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    A coffee run turns for the worst when Klaus and Five run into a demon.

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    He reached under his pillow on reflex, and there was something there, something hard and rectangular and Five couldn’t help but pull it out.

    It was a package, encased in brown paper, a small tag attached to the side. Five thumbed it over, ignoring Luther’s inquiries about what it said.

    To Mr. Five Hargreeves, watch these if you want to survive the apocalypse.

    “What the hell?”
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    My attempt at the Hargreeves siblings watching the show. Set around the beginning of Episode Four where the siblings all get together and watch their shitty lives play out in front of them.

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    “Nothing is real and then all of the sudden everything is very real with no warning.”

    Deymian never expected to find an arc reactor and a disc floating out on a lake. Neither did he expect to be told by Nick Fury, the director of shield, about the most important event in history. The dimensional collision.

    Now he and his family will meet fictional characters from all across the dimensional plain in the biggest party in history. They will soon learn that they will have to work together in order to protect their worlds from destruction. In order to work together they must bond and as they do they slowly start to realize one similar thing in all of them. That they are just a bunch of messed up trauma filled kids.

    Being a hero is hard but being gay gen z kids with trauma in the modern world is harder.

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    Description: An eleven year old, Deymian finds a floating arc reactor and disc on a lake. This leads him and his family to be recruited in the dimensional hero program. Now they must help prepare to celebrate the greatest historical event in history. The Dimensional Collision that will finally unify their worlds once and for all.

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    “I want you dead,” she said cheerfully.

    He could not help it. He chuckled. The last time he had done that around her, the sound had been low and rough with smoke. It had only been two weeks, but at this point, he could not associate that laugh with himself more than the feeling of not having a bullet wound in his body. It only made him hate her more.

    “What’s new?” he said at last.

    _

    Or, in which the Handler wants Five dead, and there's only one person she would trust with the job. It's not herself.

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    Five and Ben are stupid kids and then things get complicated.

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    Fam·ine /ˈfamən/
    noun
    1. extreme scarcity of food.

    Or,

    Five learns that sharing is caring.

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    Five times Vanya's book protected her siblings, and one time it saved her.

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    114
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    20
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    holding hands while the walls come tumbling down

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    His mouth opened in a wordless cry, the sound swallowed by the rushing darkness surrounding him, as Allison’s hand fell away. But they didn’t stop - couldn’t stop - as they rushed through the seemingly endless void.

     

    They hurtled through time and space – they hurtled through other worlds - and Five knew that whatever they were traveling towards, wherever his power was leading them, was going to get them into a lot of trouble. Fuck. He was going to need one stiff drink after this.

     

     *****

    The Hargreeves siblings are sucked into a different universe at the end of season one. Two years after winning the war that threatened her entire world all Aelin wants is a fucking break (set after the last TOG book)

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    In which Allison is soft, Five forces himself to ask for help, and he finally gets to take a fucking nap.

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    After the Hargreeves return from 1963, a few things happen. First, they're kicked out of their house by dear old Reggie. Second, they all move into a house downtown together.
    Third, Five gets enrolled in high school. Not by his own free will, of course.
    It goes downhill from there.

    Or, the Hargreeves learn the hard way that life can be dangerous even without the apocalypse as a constant looming threat.

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    3/3
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    Hargreeves dies when the kids are all 10. They are put into the system and adopted out to various families.

    15 years later, find out which ones ended up on the wrong side of the law, who ended up in the circus, and if they can all come together when Five and Luther's Mom decides that running a criminal empire isn't just enough with her current kids...she wants more.

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    17,320
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    4
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    51
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    4
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    833

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