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    Jaskier is dealing with "The mountain Incident" by not dealing with it. It's going as well as can be expected, especially when he runs into Eskel.

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    Café Wanderlust.

    For Jaskier, it was his dream. A place he could be entirely himself, without judgement.

    For Eskel and Geralt, it was the chance to explore and acknowledge something they had never truly allowed themselves to before.

    For all of them, it was the start of something wonderful.

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    29
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    After Jaskier reveals himself in Oxenfurt they set out to Kaer Morhen together. There the two test out their new bond by pranking Geralts brothers and betting with Vesemir about who will catch on first.

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    13/?
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    In an inn in the middle of nowhere, Geralt learns the true effect and consequences of that day on the mountain.

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    2/?
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    142
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    22
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    Eskel x fem!reader AU. You are the only woman to have ever survived the Trials and live as a Witcher. You have been traveling alone for 30 years until you stumble across another Witcher, and he requests your help on a contract. The journey starts from there as they discover hidden pasts, dark secrets, long-repressed feelings, and just how human you both truly are.

    Chapters posted at some point during the weekend (lol)

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    18/20
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    Eskel invokes the Law of Surprise and discovers that he can’t do this alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    523
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    Jaskier follows Geralt on a monster hunt and gets caught. He's never been so happy about it.

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    2/2
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    4
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    22
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    2
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    171
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    Kaer Morhen is a warmer place than Jaskier had envisaged, and Geralt's family is nicer, and bigger, than Geralt had ever spoken about. Walking into the keep brings up some feelings that Jaskier hadn't realized were bubbling, and he has to delve deeper into his own feeling and who he really is.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    363
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    52
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    How exactly did Eskel acquire Lil Bleater? This is the story of a witcher, a goat, a shifter, and a whole lotta love.

    *Part of a series but can stand alone*

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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    99
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    530
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    Coën arrives at Kaer Morhen. Yennefer doesn’t know how she feels about this. Jaskier continues to recover with Geralt and the pack’s support. Lambert continues to be a skittish bastard. Vesemir continues to be fondly exasperated and sickeningly in love.

    And Eskel-is that a goat?

    (To those just joining us, all you need to know from previous parts of this series is in the beginning note so you can jump right in!)

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    English
    Words:
    34,690
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    286
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3984
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    Pairing: It's friendship ya'll. The goat's the star. (Okay, Lambert tried to steal the show, but when doesn't he?)

    Dialogue Prompt: "I feel like an idiot."

    Word count: 2,689

    For: Artemis

    Crack treated Seriously

    Li'l Bleater disappears while Eskel's on a hunt, but when he tries to find her, he thinks the worst.

    Jaskier saves a goat that looks so much like Li'l Bleater he just has to take her to Kaer Morhen so they can be friends.

    Lambert wants to bash his head into a wall. Geralt tries to understand. Coën's bad at reassurance.

    Jaskier shows up in Kaer Morhen expecting witcher and goat snuggles, instead well-

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Hits:
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    Through his absence, your cottage has taken residence to a few trinkets he's given you. To fill the longing, you know. Almost like a promise.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    227
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    It's been said that Witchers have no feelings... These people have never met a Witcher that's lost his beloved goat.

    (Or, the crack fic where Eskel looks for Lil' Bleater, and finds her where he least expects to)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    233
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    Jaskier was always quick to break promises he made to himself, which is why only three days after swearing to never smile at a Witcher ever again he befriends Eskel.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    647
    Kudos:
    681
    Bookmarks:
    100
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    Geralt meets people Jaskier rather tries to avoid.
    One fateful day he was suddenly one of them.

    Featuring: Priscilla, the Countess de Stael, Viscount & Viscountess de Lettenhove and Valdo Marx.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    306
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
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    Life on the road for a Witcher is a difficult one indeed, but life on the road for a Witcher hailing from the Cat School is somehow impossibly worse.

    Jaskier survived the attack on Stygga, survived traumas that he can't even openly speak of, but can he survive the chance encounter with the White Wolf, Geralt of Rivia?

    ...can his heart survive it?

     

    [aka: a Witcher AU where Jaskier is a Cat Witcher]

    Series
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    Words:
    92,625
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4798
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    on a spring day, you re-paint the trim of your cottage. it is an old, old pattern, but you are determined to make something new.

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    Comments:
    8
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    40
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    2
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    233
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    one day, you think, Eskel will be able to hear the words you’re already saying.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    862
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    Fan-render inspired by rawrkinjd's story 'Walking with wolves'

    "Eskel would sooner have faced a wyvern wearing nothing but a bow around his cock, wielding a tree branch using Lil’ Bleater as bait."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    415
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    Eskel meets a Nymph in the woods

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1515

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