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    in which a married couple of super powered beings live the perfect domestic life in the suburbs with the family next door and without worries about the end of the world. however, it is a matter of time before they start to realize that not everything can stay perfect.

    “𝗶 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿! 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶 𝘀𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗺𝗲” (right were you left me, taylor swift)

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    He'd spent weeks standing behind the counter, watching this man—Klaus, he'd learned—come in with sleepy eyes and ridiculous bedhead that stuck up in all directions and unfairly low-slung pants.

    He'd spent weeks making him his usual vanilla lattes with almond milk, doing the best latte art he could possibly do with such shaky hands, making elegant swirls, hearts, snowflakes, and once, he actually nailed the swan he'd been spending a while trying to perfect.

    He'd spent weeks with his heart in his throat around 9 AM, each ring of the bell over the door making his breath catch in his throat.

    He'd spend weeks with his coworker Lila making fun of him for his not-so-subtle crush and today, he'd make his move.

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    even if the world stops spinning, we'll find a way to carry on

    — in which the hargreeves receive two new additions and with all of them together, they learn to fight the skeletons in their closets and realize that even heroes need salvation; because in the end, it takes nine to save the world from an impending apocalypse.

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    “So, do you want to know where we're going to have dinner tonight?” Lila asked from her lounge chair, where she was just about able to reach Diego's back so she could drag her fingers across his shoulders and occasionally through his hair in an almost gentle caress.

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    DISCLAIMER: This is satire. I started writing it when I got extremely caffeine high as a joke and I only update it when I've had a tone of caffeine trying to survive school please please don't take this seriously.

    Deigo Hargreeves meets the love of his life John F Kennedy in the 60s after Kennedy hears about Diego's attempt to save his life. They fall in love and have to overcome great obstacles in order to have a life together. I'm very sorry for what you're about to read. It is a crack fic (AKA a joke)

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    Diego's disoriented.

    He is lying on hot sand but when he lifts his head there are no discernible landmarks that tell him anything else. He doesn't think he's in a desert, but he might be. His vision is blurred and his thoughts are disjointed and all he can see and feel is the soft ground underneath him and the purpling sky of dusk above him.

    Then he hears the sound of a battle.

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    one shots of umbrella academy, going into detail about stuff the show didn't

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    On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women were pregnant when the day first began.

    And on that same day, in the same year, at the same hour, you were also brought into this world by a woman who was not pregnant when the day had begun. But no one other than your mother knew that. You were the secret 44th child.

    By some bit of coincidence, or luck, or even destiny you ended up living across the street from what would become The Umbrella Academy, a school of superpowered kids. As you grew up your mother had one main rule, stay away from the house across the street. But that was a rule meant to be broken and the impact of it would last forever.

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    Diego’s moment of silence splinters, and he lets out a singular scream.

    He hears a muffled "shit", and the light, quick thuds of heels, before the door opens and a rather irate blonde woman skids in, her eyes wide. “What happened? What happened?”

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    Diego Hargreeves is an amnesiac. Vanya Hargreeves is in an asylum. The apocalypse is coming in ten days, and Five Hargreeves is so desperately, incredibly, tired.

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    Condemned by the Crown, Klaus finds himself torn between redemption and rebellion. In his turmoil, the young Duke finds a man that provides the salvation and damnation he desperately craves.

    Will these hands be the ones he holds? Can the Devil ever taste the kiss of God? No prophet, no angel, no text knows the answer.

    It is through thine own eyes thou shall Watch Fortune Turn.

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    Diego calls Lila by a pet name (that is not Crazy Lady) for the first time.

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    On April the 1st, 2019, the earth was destroyed in a cataclysmic event. Billions of people were wiped out in a matter of minutes. Ironically, the seven survivors of the apocalypse were the very siblings who brought it on.

    "Of Starlight" Sequel

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    An anthology of one-shot chapters about what would have happened if the Hargreeves had swapped out years that they landed in

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    Seconds, not decades. 

    The blue glow pulsed between his fingers and he pulled at the familiarity of the feeling, pulling until time and space bent under his touch, parting as he struggled to squeeze himself through just enough to jump and change the course of history. 

    The energy, familiar but somehow different, courses through his body and then he moves, for a few precious seconds existing within the time and yet outside of it. 

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    a.k.a.
    Five is so, so close to getting them back home and making things right. And then he isn't.

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    She still wants to see her parents so badly that her teeth and her ribs and her soul ache with it.

    And no, she will not admit that to him.

    She’s pretty sure that he knows anyway.

    Empathetic bastard, how dare his robot mother raise him so well.

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    Chapter 20: Obsession (Part 1)

    Five brings Klaus's hand to his lips, kissing Klaus's wrist, and he can't hide his smile when he feels Klaus's racing pulse, the omega can be quite provocative but every time Five touches him, Klaus simply turns to putty in his hands, ready to mold to his liking, eager to please him.

    Honestly, Number Five can't wait to be able to mark that pale neck, claim that slender body, and fill his omega's womb with his children.

    Soon they will both reach sexual maturity, and Klaus will have nowhere to hide from him.

    "Fivey" the way Klaus uses that childish nickname makes him smile.

    "Dear" he replies, leaving a soft kiss on the omega's flushed cheek.

    "You shouldn't be in my room" Klaus' skinny arms rest on Five's shoulders and he lovingly strokes the alpha's dark hair "If father finds us out he might punish us" the way the brunette speaks doesn't show any regret or fear.

    Klaus ends up chuckling as Five leans him against the door, preventing anyone from being able to enter the room.

    See the warnings in the notes

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    Requests open!

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    Sometimes, Five feels like a volcano. He bottles up his emotions, building up pressure and anger until it spills over. But he never lets his emotions get in the way of his duty to save his siblings. So, whenever any kind of emotion threatens to emerge, Five grabs it, burying it far, far down where no one can ever find it.

    But every day he gets closer and closer to exploding.

    Or, what if the scene in the barn went differently?

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    Inspired on a post by golden-wreath about the commission torturing their agents to get them to have a high pain tolerance, and also to fill the whump bingo square "hiding injuries from the group".

    Five gets banged up, again. He's so great at hiding it is almost impossible to notice.

    There's a reason for that.

    Hurt Five, sad backstory, Hargreeves worrying about him.

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    It’s the middle of the night when Vanya finds her badly injured brother in the courtyard, six weeks after he vanished. Unable to remember anything, Five can’t shake the feeling he’s meant to be doing something important, and he won’t stop until he figures it out. Where did he go? When did he go? Why can’t he remember?

    And why does he feel like he’s being watched?

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    “I warned you of the dangers, of the ill-effects even the attempt could have on your mind and body. It is of no pleasure to me to see I was correct.

    “Our own Icarus, your arrogance has led you to your undoing.”

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