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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    13
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    Book One:

    Ultimate Hal is on a trek across space and time to defeat the renowned Lord English, deciding to go in John's stead after the timeline splitting decision. What Hal didn't anticipate was his complete and utter powerlessness, his underestimation of the Lord of Time. Now, he was trapped, locked in a cage and treated like an animal with no way to escape.

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    6,237
    Chapters:
    5/40
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    2
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    Клип на песню "Песня мушкетёров" группы "Король и Шут".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    5
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    When Dave and Bro Strider go urbexing to get some sick shots in an abandoned hospital, with an extra side of ghost hunting, they think it'll be like all the other times they've gone to somewhere and poked around. They aren't nearly prepared enough for what happens when the hospital isn't so abandoned, let alone when the hospital itself doesn't want to let them go...

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    English
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    8,380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    16
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    2
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    96
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

    Series
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    English
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    38
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    737
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    1/?
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

    EDIT 2/5/2021: [ON TEMPORARY HIATUS]

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    English
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    11,864
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    16
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    this is kinda just a self-indulgent fic where the alpha trolls are in high school and a bunch of them are cosplayers! this is pretty much just me yearning but. yeah enjoy! (warning for use of the f slur!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    6
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    198
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    They fuck you up, your mom and dad.

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    English
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    1/1
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    12
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    And all amid them stood the tree of life,
    High eminent, blooming ambrosial fruit
    Of vegetable gold; and next to life,
    Our death, the tree of knowledge, grew fast by,
    Knowledge of good bought dear by knowing ill.

    - John Milton, Paradise Lost

    A speculation about a certain windy boy and the way his adventure could have concluded.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    13
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A new country, a new job, a new chance to prove himself once and for all! Jake English is ready to tackle being a teenager, all the strings attached! A group of close friends in a chat together? Got it! Loving family there for the ups and the downs? Already in the bag! A secret plot to rule the world being brewed under his nose while the trust from others he held so dearly gets strained farther than ever before under influence of real actual villainy? Well sure toss that on in!

    Cue the laughtrack and set the stage! The world won't know what hit it!
    --
    wTTf: Oh god the Karen in line is stopping bag lady. Place your bets folks guess what's coming next.

    Pog Champ: dirk r u gonna like??? help??????

    wTTf: Jake's got this.

    Pog Champ: i cant belibebe ur sacrificin him

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    English
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    1/?
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    Earth C is such a beautiful place. 8 kids, 12 trolls, and the wonderful work they've created around them. The world they made, the people they made, and the rest of their lives ahead of them. Seems like a wonderland! But alas. Nothing lasts forever. And especially not death, it seems. Lord English has risen from the grave with a vengeance, and a patent for controlling trolls. Will 8 kids be able to defeat Lord English one more time?

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    English
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    1/1
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    Tick Tock, the grandfather scrikes.
    Time is ticking.
    Time to strike.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    The warning signs were there. They were clear and concise. We just didn't realize what was happening until it was too late.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    213
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    Hal, prince of the underworld itself and brother to Lucifer (Dirk, obviously), is royally fucked. Or, rather, he did royally fuck, and now he's going to pay the consequences, brought to you by hell's #1 Best Torturer and #1 Worst Dad.

    If you read this... I'm so sorry. It's as bad as the tags would have you think.

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    English
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

    Language:
    English
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    803,857
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    847
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    1220
    Bookmarks:
    146
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    Dirk strider is a under cover FBI agent going out of his comfort zone to go to college to befriend a crime bosses sister to open a case wide open. But he fall in love with someone. That someone happens to be his roommate and end up mixing him up in the mess he caused.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    3
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    103
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    On the very edges of Paradox Space, at the border of unreality at the shattered remnants of a dead-end timeline, where The Void has settled in comfortably, a not-quite dreamer and a not-quite ghost meet. Surprisingly, they get along.  

    Alternatively: Google, how do you tell someone that you might be falling in love with them because you keep accidentally (and now not so accidentally) meeting up with their only-sometimes-alternate/splinter self that's stranded in the Void?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,259
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    470
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    Anyway, fr33ze frame. Yeah, that's me, Davepeta. I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. The situation where I'm traveling through a black hole, riding Lord English like a buckin' bronco, yee-hawing it up? No. That's obvious. You should know that already.

    Yes, I know. I shouldn't be addressing the audience. It's fine. I'll stop soon, purromise. I'm obliterating all the rules.

    Anyway. What I meant by this 'situation' is narration. How did I get the narrative? Surprise, I'm my ultimate self. It was super easy what with being part Time and part Heart, plus being a sprite squared. I don't want to be an asshole and make a big deal out of it or anything though.

    Don't worry, this isn't just going to be me talking about how cool I am while traveling through a spacetime tunnel. I swear. So yeah. Long story short…

    The vibes I'm picking up from the timelines are beyond shitty, and the Heart player in me wants to turn some furrowns upside down. Hopefully, I succeed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,659
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1412

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