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    Michael finally has a second chance to make things right.

    Thousands of years ago, he defied his Father to protect his brother.

    As a result, he lost everything.

    Now he has his memories back, the only thing that matters is finding his brother and keeping his family safe.

    Michael will do whatever it takes to protect them. Even if it means he has to let the rest of the world burn.

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    After defeating the Darkness and taking a few months off to spend time with their mom and Angel, Sam and Dean Winchester decide to tackle a case close to home. They meet the world's only Supernatural Consulting Detective, who just so happens to be a Chosen One. This Chosen One also takes an immediate interest in Dean's arm, specifically the place where a hand print used to be. The newly formed group tackles Angels, Demons, suped-up Monsters, and Lucifer himself.

    Victoria Doyle, Supernatural Consulting Detective, plays an interesting role in the boys' life. As they all face their trauma, both internal and external demons, and Apocalypse 3.0 (or 4.0, how can they keep track anymore) they learn a great deal about each other. This learning is slow, as all the members of the group have baggage complete with stowaway compartments.

    The eventual pairings in this tale are Dean/Castiel and Sam/OC.

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    au verse - bits and pieces of dean winchester's crazy life.

    the day older brother sam winchester left for school, he left behind a broken, 15 year old selective mute little brother with a father who couldve cared less. just when dean was living the worst time in his life, john decided he had to leave dean behind too.

    it still blew dean's mind, in just four years, how life had changed. from crappy motels, drunken asshole family members, yelling, fighting and beatings, to warm houses, nightly hugs and kisses, cooking dinners, researching hunts for fun, art supplies by the bundles, crazy family friends and movie nights ...

    yeah, life was pretty good. and he loved it.

    (requests open)

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    Angels and demons invaded earth long ago. Their war going on for several hundred years. Demons and angels have evolved to be stronger and more equipped, their true forms now combining with humans. Humans have been moved to camps that regularly get destroyed in the war.

    But there is a time when your realize that a war isn’t worth the damage it’s caused?

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    Castiel is a model. He has been since he turned sixteen. He loved having fans who cared for him, and he was quickly becoming a rising star. The only problem? No one actually knows him. All they seem to care about was what he looks like. He feels like he does not have a voice. Castiel has long since given up on love, knowing that they would only date him for his looks and fame.

    Dean lost his sight when he was twelve. A traumatic accident had left him blind. It took years, but the man had gotten used to the fact that he would never see again. He found ways to keep fit, do every day tasks, and lead a relatively average life. Hell, he even co-owned a restaurant with his brother, Sam. He, with a lot of practice, was able to cook and bartend just as a normal person would. Many people have underestimated him for being handicapped. He grew tired of all the sickening questions on ‘how he dealt with it all’.

    But what happens when a strange man seeks shelter from a mob in his restaurant?

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    Castiel Novak moved away with his nephew after his brother had psychotic breakdown and almost killed his 1 year old son Jack. Castiel decided to hide far away from home, from Shurley's, and ended up in the edge of the West Coast, in parts warm enough that he will have to travel if he wanted Jack to experience real snow filled Christmas. He found a job in the sandwich shop, close to the beach, where he met some...interesting people. He met Charlie Bradbury, amazing redhead far too smart to be stuck in town like this. There was also Anna Milton, quiet and lost girl, but always up to watch Jack if he brought him along to work. Then Meg Masters, one of Castiel's absolute favorite people in the world. Then there was his boss, Bobby Signer, man owned car shop in South Dakota before, no one knew what sudden change was about, and no one dared to ask. And then there was Dean Winchester, with all his freckled skin and... interesting style. When Castiel first met the man he was doing his first shift and he walked in a kilt and some band shirt. No one seemed to be fazed enough by this to say anything, so neither did Castiel.

    Everything was fine, but world just hates Castiel, in summary.

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    but in the very sickest ways, sam would always prefer michael over lucifer. It had become a relief to him, in the time spent in the cage, when it would be michael facing him. When it was michael who was holding him, leering at him, spitting. it was easy, it was something sam's dealt with his entire life. punches, insults, kicks, it's that ground pain that sam could deal with.

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    Destiel and Sabriel High school AU. IDK how many chapters. This is my first fanfiction please leave constructive critisim.

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    Sam's first quarter at West Kansas University is coming to a close. He's struggled, no doubt, but finding love... that was worth every damn minute of anguish. The end of term exhibition was a veritable shit storm, he's all sorts of exhausted after, so when his tutor and friend Ellen offers him the chance for a quiet get away this winter break, he jumps at the opportunity. He can't wait to get away with Gabriel, spend a little time together in the company of Dean and Cas too, but just as things are looking great between them, Gabriel starts to pull away. Something's wrong, but Sam doesn't want to push. Maybe with a little time away Gabriel will open up to him... he hopes.

    Gabriel's life is finally on track. He doesn't exactly earn much, he might not be going places in the way most people would term it, but he's happy. He has Sam, he has love, he even has his annoying brothers he dearly loves. But of course that's when it all starts to go wrong. The exhibition dredged up some shit from his brother's past. He's not great and Gabriel has to swoop in and deal with it. Sam's clearly worried about him. But he can't... He can't go there... Not yet

    (This is a sequel to What Would Klimt Do)

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    Lucifer is a yuppie lawyer at one of the biggest law firms in New York; the problem is his work visa expired and he's facing deportation. That is until his assistant pops his head in the door and he gets a brilliant idea. Marry his assistant, spend a couple days in Kansas and bing-bang-boom, problem solved. Right? Well, that was the plan but things get a little more complicated when he starts to fall for tall, dark and handsome, for real.

    Sam accepts to marry his asshole boss, Lucifer, so he can keep his job and make a little extra cash. The problem is, once they get to his hometown he starts to wonder if he can pull this off? between seeing his college sweetheart and the feelings he may or may not be developing for his boss, he doesn't seem so sure anymore.

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    When Sam goes to Lucifer's cage seeking help to stop The Darkness, he doesn't get what he expects.

    Looking for a sword that sounds like it never existed is impossible, but Sam is still confident he has the power to defeat Amara.

    After all, what could go wrong?

    (Starts in 11x09 O Brother, Where Art Thou)

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    Lucifer and Michael are back to end the world, except something isn't quite right.

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    Pre-S15 AU Jack wakes up in the Empty. Lucifer finds him and gives him two options—help him and Michael get out or suffer eternally. Jack needs his family now more than ever, but will they find him in time and, even more importantly, can they forgive past sins?

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    Rumors. They’re extraordinarily dangerous. Especially when they tell of a prince by the name of Castiel Novak holding a special competition to find a queen. This competition is called the Choosing.

    Fifty girls are selected and brought to the Grand Castle to try to win the affections of the prince. So, when Dean Winchester hears of such a competition, he finds it an utter waste of time.

    But, like all things in his life, there’s a catch. This year, they’ll be allowing both female and male competitors. This throws everyone in the kingdom of Caelum into excited chaos. Well, everyone except for Dean. He still doesn’t want to be a part of an old-fashioned tradition like the Choosing but… Well, the world has a way of throwing him for a loop.

    And Castiel himself has a secret. A dark one that the world is not ready to see. These two starstruck fools find a way to fall in love in the midst of a political game where evil lurks in the shadows.

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    If there was one thing Castiel Gotteskrieger knew for certain in this world, it was that everything happens for a reason. The reason might not always be obvious, but it was there; one could hardly think otherwise in a world with mystical timers on people's wrists counting down to the moment they would meet their soulmate. But there was something to be said for the theory that Fate sometimes has an odd sense of humor.

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    6 Years ago Sam lost the love of his life. He dropped out of college and made some poor life choices. Now he has a second chance. It's the second day of his course and his favorite class. It's been years since his last life drawing session and despite the nerves he's eager to get stuck in... but there's something about this life model that makes Sam's heart skip a beat. He's strikingly attractive and unlike anyone Sam's ever met before. He can't afford to get distracted, he can't afford to let someone in. Besides, he's a mess, he really can't subject someone to that, can he?

    Life isn't exactly what Gabriel dreamed it to be, but he gets by... mostly. Despite the severe lack of funds, he makes the most of things. But then Sam walks into his life drawing class. He's sex personified and a giant puppy dog at the same time and Gabriel is instantly totally and utterly smitten. He knows he doesn't stand much of a chance, but he's never let that stop him before. Time to get his game face on. Time for the big play. Because Sam is not going to stay single for long...

    [Prequel to What Would Klimt Do]
    [Quick important note: some text got lost in the epilogue when posting, so sorry. It's fixed now]

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    Gabriel finds out about Sam’s experience in the Cage, but there’s not enough time. There’s never enough time.

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    Ten years later, the gods, the universe, Hell, whatever you call it, put Eve back into Maze’s life. Maze may not be ready, but what if Eve takes advice given from the demon and finally gets herself together? Let’s see how this goes.

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    The one thing that Sam doesn't utterly adore about his fiancé is his sister Lucy. Lucy is a spiteful, petty, awful person who would try to tear someone down on their wedding day.

    Fortunately, Dean and Michael are so not letting Sam's day be ruined by anything, even awful sisters.

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    Lucifer tortures and violates Crowley in ways the former king couldn't have dreamed of.

    Set during late season 11. Guys this is really dark and rapey. Crowley likes it because he's Crowley, but it isn't okay. So please don't read if this makes you uncomfortable! This one of the more fucked up things I've written...

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