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    “Bollocks…” Hermione mutters under her breath. And it is— bollocks, that is. The whole thing. She stares at the cover of the Daily Prophet with a blank expression— watching his picture as he walks up the steps into the Great Hall of Hogwarts and embraces Professor Snape as if they were old friends. They were, she supposes, before the war. Now, seeing Snape embrace the monster who had allowed her to be tortured on his parlor floor causes Hermione nothing but pain and confusion.

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    Draco goes back to Hogwarts as per his probation requires and comes to face the rage of his fellow students. He figures he deserves it, the taunts and the hexes, the filthy slurs and the blows behind bathroom walls. Merlin knows he's done worse himself, so he heals the bruises and the cuts quickly and quietly, not even bothering to see Madam Pomfrey.

    Draco expects to be left alone by those who aren't angry at the war, and to scrape by with the best grades he can. But when the savior himself stumbles upon Draco shirtless and mid-healing in one of the less trafficked bathrooms, everything takes an unexpected turn.

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    Draco has started getting visions about what his life could look like in the future, and a lot of them involve the bushy-haired Gryffindor he sits behind in potions class. And speaking of potions, what does his mother have going on with Professor Snape?

    FIRST CHAPTER HAS BEEN HEAVILY EDITED, SO REREAD IF YOU'VE READ IT BEFORE!!!

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    Bibiana Malfoy grew up being exactly who she thought she was supposed to be. Perfect little daughter, perfect little student, perfect little liar. And she was fine with that.

    But that changes when she discovers the lies everyone has kept from her. With help from a set of twins and a shy boy, she has to piece together the secrets that reveal not only who she is, but who she wants to be.

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    Morgan Weasley is the first daughter of the Weasley family, the fourth child, and the last surviving member of the clan that still has their sanity. In the Battle of Hogwarts Harry Potter died and stayed dead, and Voldemort rose to power. The war has lasted twelve years, the gap between the wizarding world and muggle society has collapsed and the muggles have resorted to attacking any wizard they see, even those last few fighting against the Death Eaters. Morgan has gone off on her own, researching, doing her best to find a way to put an end to this hell on Earth. And she believes she has finally found it. Time travel that takes the soul and magical core of a person and places it in an older version of themselves. She takes all the proper precautions she can and does the spell, and ends up in her six year old body back in the Burrow. Now it's up to her to prevent the future from happening again.

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    Draco Malfoy is thrilled to become an animagus...but he never thought he would be using his new ability to run away from home. When the Dark Lord begins to show an interest in Draco, Draco has no choice but to run away or submit. Before he leaves, his mother casts a spell on him to help Draco find someone who will protect him.

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    Lucius is the biggest mistake Narcissa ever made.

    Draco is the sunshine is Narcissa’s life.

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    "I've heard that we're to be blessed with another Weasley this year,"

    Fred chuckled. Sarcasm had always been her forté.

    "He's hardly a blessing, and an annoying excuse for a Weasley," He felt a sense of pride hearing her giggle at his joke, "-I've also heard that we're to be cursed with another Malfoy this year."

    Ara Andromeda Malfoy was anything but a curse, and Fred Gideon Weasley knew that from the bottom of his heart.

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    Draco twisted it between his fingers... back and forth. The metal wasn’t particularly unique in appearance, it was actually rather plain. Yet, the piece had been discovered in the corpse of Hogwarts. Amongst the ruins of his former house, in the dungeons. It bore his family crest. Curious. No jewels adorning it, one of the many faceless minions brought it to him hoping for favor. Everyone recognized the Malfoy crest, feared it. He glanced briefly at the crumpled mass bleeding out on his floor, smirking. Favor indeed. He would need to refer to his father, ask what he knew. How had it been buried there? Who’s had it been? He sensed power pulsing. Curious. His mind wandered back to the blood and smoke of that final battle, the day the Dark Lord rose and conquered... the day hope died. The day many good men, women, and child soldiers fell... that Harry Potter was frozen within Amber... when Granger vanished. Most believed she was dead, but years later, Draco somehow knew she was alive and kicking somewhere. He’d keep orders current for her capture, to be brought directly to him. She’d be alone now... he almost pitied the survivors. His own guilt ate at him enough. The silver almost felt warm.

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    What happens if the prophecy Trelawney gives is slightly different?
    What if the birth date is at the start of June instead of the end of July?
    What if the chosen one isn't Harry Potter but Draco Malfoy?
    What if it's not even Draco Lucius Malfoy now but Draco Regulus Black-Tonks?
    What changes? What stays the same? Read to find out!

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    Reader is in Ravenclaw and a pureblood. Meaning: She doesn’t get to decide who she’ll marry.

    Enter Draco Malfoy who has enough problems of his own.

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    As a 24 year old Divination professor at Hogwarts, you've had some trouble students in your years of teaching.
    After a particularly enlightening parents evening, you find that sometimes Daddy Issues are a personality trait and Mommy Issues are keeping your bed warm at night.

    Hello, next chapter might be a little while. I hope you understand.

    Me reading kudos and comments: 😭🥺🌈

    Here's the playlist I listen to when writing: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7cQRoS0u4onQWlVhaJjjYz?si=k1q72sCtTfCX0abM01syEA&utm

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    Kidnapped in England, Victoria finds herself in an impossible world of witches, wizards, and magic. Despite all the wonder, it doesn’t look like she’ll have a happy ending. She’s chosen to be sold in a black market auction to the highest bidder where she’ll be forced to do who knows what for some slimey, rich, magic bastard. But just as it looks like her fate is sealed, she’s bought by a beautiful blonde couple for an insane amount of money. Now, wrapped in a different set of chains Victoria must endure months of mind numbing pleasure and debauchery all while trying to stay sane enough to find a way out. But the Malfoy’s aren’t what she expected. Her servitude isn’t what she expected. Can she beat them at their own game, or will she drown in pleasure? And if she were to win, would she have the strength to leave?

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    At twenty-five Draco Malfoy finds himself still single, watching his friends building families, with only cat by his side. He has a deep hatred for himself, thanks to his very own father, and he found himself having the most silly, deep crush on one and only Charlie Weasley, but there is one problem - the redhead with the most splendid blue eyes, despises who Draco is.
    Draco started his twenty-sixth year of life with high hopes of putting his life together, but fails miserably as months are passing by.
    or
    Draco falls in love with Charlie Weasley, hot dragon tamer, but Charlie seemingly hates him.

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    Draco Malfoy is cursed.

    Ever since Fenrir Greyback ripped him to shreds, Draco has transformed into a monster every month on the full moon. The change is painful, and living with Lucius Malfoy might be worse. But Draco is strong. He doesn’t need anyone, especially not Remus Lupin.

    Remus Lupin might be the only person in the world who understands what Draco is going through—but he has enough on his plate, between the still-raging wizarding war, the publicized nature of his status as a werewolf, and his best friend, Sirius Black, who Remus might think of in a more-than-friendly way. He certainly can’t take in a seventeen-year-old Death Eater—can he?

    (Portuguese translation available)

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    He wasn't much. His father told him that much constantly. Correction, his father constantly told him he was nothing. Often with pain accompanying it. He glanced across the room and his eyes were drawn to her. He startled and shook his head, tearing his gaze away from the brown haired mudblood. She laughed so happily, he thought, jealously. He wished he could have that true happiness. He wondered how you got it. Was it somewhere in the heart of a Gryffindor, just waiting to burst out at the proper moments? He scoffed at his own thoughts. Gryffindors are never proper.

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    Aka: my reposted fic about Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Lucius Malfoy's A+ Parenting.

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    Join me in relishing in Severus Snape’s moments.

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    Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.

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    霍格沃茨大战后5年半。 在与德拉科大吵一架之后,赫敏发现了一份手稿,是他写的。 这是他们的爱情故事。 直到从他的视角看到这个故事,她才意识到,一直以来他有多么挣扎。 现在她懂了,可她担心现在修复他们关系中的所有错误可能为时已晚。 而且在这个故事中,德拉科的父母极力反对他们的关系,无所不用其极地试图拆散他们。
    这个故事是德拉科视角,因为这是德拉科写给赫敏的书,包括德拉科的作者注。

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