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    I'm still a victim in my own right
    But I'm the villain in my own eyes

    When I was older
    I was a sailor
    On an open sea

    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~

    After the war against You-Know-Who, Harry Potter has fallen into depression, and the Ministry of Magic is up to no good, as usual.
    As part of their Prisoner Rehabilitation Program, the former Death Eater Draco Malfoy, now Prisoner #6583-9K, is given over to Harry Potter's custody. Misunderstandings, shenanigans, and hurt/comfort ensue.

    (Title and lyrics from When I Was Older by Billie Eilish)

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    Draco is sassy as heck but under he is soft and kind. Only a few can see what's under his cold mask.

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    Malfoy snorts. “You sound like that Granger girl.” Then he pauses, hesitantly lowering the stick, eyes examining Gakushuu’s face with an increasing look of horror. “You’re not- You’re not actually like her, are you? As in, a mudblood?!”

    Muggle, mudblood, and strange stick waving. Whatever next.

    -E.D.

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    When Draco Malfoy walks into the Pumpkin Spice coffee shop, the last person he expects to see is Isodora Summers. As he gets drawn back into the Death Eater's world, Draco must choose: rekindle an old flame, or leave her like he did after the Second Wizarding War?

    ***

    15 part story, alternating between the present and the past. Set Post-War with flashbacks to Hogwarts years (years 2-7).

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    (Because I'm a total slut for the whole Ice King/Sunshine Queen trope.)

    Evangeline Rosier was never meant to be a part of the war. Hell, she wasn’t even supposed to be alive. But when she's pulled out of hiding and back to England she can't help but jump right into battle. Forging friendships and battling death eaters along the way, Evie falls in with a mismatched group of friends that she can't help but to love. But when fate comes knocking will she be able to give the former Death Eater a chance?

    Lucius Malfoy doesn't deserve a second chance, at least that's what he tells himself of every time he looks in the mirror. But, following his wife's death and his son's disinheritance, he knows what he must do to keep the Malfoy name alive. Little does he realize how much life is waiting for him beyond the walls of the manor.

    Pushed together by the gods themselves and surrounded by a bunch of lovable idiots who just want the best for them, how can these two not fall ridiculously in love? Starring a whole host of characters and a shit ton of shenanigans, this fic is bound to get a little chaotic.

    ***WEEKLY UPDATES***

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    12/?
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    Draco Malfoy has endured a lot of pain in his life. From that bastard Lucius, to the Dark Lord. To even Harry Potter himself. Draco has had more pain inflicted on him than he ever cares to think of. Eventually though, there will be healing. And not just from the potions that Severus provides during the darker moments. Eventual Drarry.

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    5/?
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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco is broken. His family is torn apart. He can barely make it through the day without having a panic attack. The last thing he wants to do is return to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year, but he doesn't really have a choice does he?

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    Still focused on George, he saw the redhead's eyes drift to something on Harry's back; relief, guilt and pain showing on his face in such quick intervals that Harry doubted he'd ever seen it. For a second, he thought Fred had actually come back as a ghost to haunt them, but then he heard it. The scream. It was the most heartbreaking sound he'd ever heard. It was as if the voice was made of nothing but pain and he kind of expected to find the screaming person dead behind him. As if the last of their soul, of their will to live, had left their bodies through that yell alone. Broken. They sounded truly and irrevocably broken. His eyes settled on a figure on the floor and as he recognised who it was, fire ran through his body, bringing feeling back. The emptiness was gone and what an overwhelming sensation that was. He was angry, tired and sad, but above all, curious, for right there, at his feet, knelt a shattered Draco Malfoy.

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    Draco screamed as another curse hit him, his shields were crumbling, his mind was unprotected.

    Draco screamed as he felt every memory he had ever made leaving him.

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    NOT RELEASED YET

    There were worst possibilities, Lucius knew it. It didn't make him like it any better, though.

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    The war is over. Voldemort is dead, the Death Eaters are rounded up, and the rest of the wizarding world is left to go on with their lives. But for Draco, the war in his head still rages.
    By the time a letter comes demanding he returns to Hogwarts for his eighth year, all he wants to do is lie in bed and slowly rot away in silence. Unfortunately, the world wants to give him a second chance. Sorry Draco.

    My first fanfiction I'm publishing! Features a lot of depressed Draco, but I swear it will lighten up eventually.

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    On ne joue pas avec la Magie Ancienne, elle est capricieuse et elle obtient toujours ce qu'elle veut. Ça commence donc avec Harry et Drago qui font n'importe quoi, pour changer, puis la vie qui suit son cours : devenir adulte, se reconstruire, reconstruire la société sorcière, penser aux enfants… Une vision du monde sorcier à travers les nobles familles [HPDM] et autres couples...

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    So this started out as a Harry Potter fic and well ya know it went to hell from there it also met up with the Percy Jackson fandom so yeah

    Two transfer students from the states meet on the train going to Hogwarts. What happens to these young people you might ask well you gotta read the story to find out.

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    Life was supposed to be perfect after Voldemort was defeated, that's what Hermione Granger had always firmly believed. She would complete school with top marks, marry Ron and become half of the Golden Power Couple, have a career in the Ministry or St. Mungo's, rising like a meteor through the ranks before settling down to have 2.5 children, a crup, and white picket fence. Except that's not what happened. Ron broke up with her, she has no idea what she wants to do after graduation, her PTSD is a bitch, and she just almost shagged Draco Malfoy in his compartment on the train to Hogwarts... and she doesn't even regret it.

    If nothing else, at least this year is shaping up already to be quite interesting.

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    a.k.a. DRAGONS.
    A series of letters exchanged secretly since Draco was a child.
    Without realising it, they grew up together, wrapped in each other's words.
    Though Draco still does most of the bad things he did in cannon, he's no longer a coward, how could he be? He had ink and fire burning in his heart now.
    Ravenclaw!Draco.
    Summary and title will (hopefully) be made decent when I'm awake enough to do so. I'm posting it so I can't change my mind afterwards, or chicken out of continuing. Sorry.

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    Draco and Theo we're friends since childhood. Draco never spoke, but Theo did enough for the both of them. Draco doesn't mind. Draco had other things to do, like staring off into space, eyes darkening as he thought about how quick one could kill off everybody in the vicinity.

     

    Harry thinks he's cute.

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    A little AU fic where Draco is not having his parents' Death Eater BS.

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    6/?
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    For Draco, getting accepted onto a muggle reality television show for drag queens in the States was the easy part. But with muggles who prize living outside a closet and MACUSA aurors monitoring his every move, can Draco keep his magical identity a secret? More importantly, can he fake his way around enough muggle cultural references to stay in the competition? When was he supposed to learn about Lady Gaga, anyway?

    -OR-

    Finally, there's a work of literature that answers life's profoundest question: What if Draco Malfoy were a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race?

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    Draco and Harry haven't always had the best relationship. However, when Harry finds Draco in tears, their relationship begins to change. Starts as a rewrite of the septumsempra scene from the Half-Blood Prince, and then continued upon request. Enjoy :)

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    Draco was sure what his boggart was. He was also sure that absolutely nobody should ever find out. So what happens when he's made to battle it in front of, out of everybody, his biggest crush?

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    5/?
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    13
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