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    Levi and Erwin didn't start things off on the right foot, but Levi will keep fighting for them just as he always did.

    This story will tell Erwin and Levi's story from the Lollipop series, how it started and how it's going ♥

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    6/?
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    Master Elrond was adamant in his decision – only proven warriors of the highest birth can join on the Quest to save Middle-earth. Then why is a young Elleth sent to accompany nine brave walkers on this adventure? She must carry the heavyiest of burdens, of course, and test the hardiness... and hardness of these men.

    Or: Tenth Walker does the Fellowship.

    CRACK and Smut! Pairings in chapter titles; additional tags/info/warnings in chapter notes.
    Main ships: Boromir/OC, Legolas/OC, Aragorn/OC, Aragorn/Legolas!

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    18/?
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    Steve is dying, but what hurts the most is watching how it's affecting his family, his friends, everyone around him.

    Nothing seems to be helping - not his community rallying around him, not magic itself, and not the devoted attention of Eddie Munson. Eddie is a rock and a hurricane in Steve's life. Steve might also be a little bit in love with him.

    Then, one day when all other options run out, Eddie introduces him to one Billy Hargrove, and Steve's already-screwed-up life might be taking a turn.

    But is it for the better or for the more dangerous?

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    8/?
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    Duke’s @ 0200

    Rei stared at the message before promptly deleting it. He didn’t have to reply; the Grand Sorcerer was confident enough in his compliance.

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    Monica Granger, Hermione's mother, is angry. She caught Wendel cheating, which stirred up regrets from her childhood. Monica gushes to her young daughter about how unfair life is. Hermione begins to research why society ignores young girls in that way. Because just like her mother, Hermione too is being crushed under the gentlemanly charm of a man; her mother’s new boyfriend.

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    The rising column of smoke in the distance and the massive explosion that preceded it were unexpected. You stood idle in contemplation for only a moment before loping towards his factory with a lazy show of teeth. It was a good excuse to track him down and an opportunity to break him a little bit more.

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    The Conduit program has existed almost as long as the Anbu, evolving side by side as a sister project. Where Anbu scout for talented shinobi with darkness in their hearts, the Conduit program scouts for the opposite and looks for compassion and kindness, seeking men and women who could offer empathy and become a safe place.

    Shikaku is an Ex-Conduit, struggling with a fresh divorce and no work-life balance, spiralling into a burnout.

    Hound is a young Anbu broken by the things he's done for 'the greater good'. Distant, untrusting and cold, no one can break through his defences to see the man under the mask.

    But maybe. Maybe they can save each other.

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    “Jamesy wants to have sex.” The Winter Soldier piped up one foggy Sunday morning, earning the bug-eyed bewilderment of his comrades.

    “…Come again?” Steve managed to choke out, noting Sam’s quick cooling of his facial features and mimicking with a gentle cough. “I didn’t hear that, pal.”

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    Harry treats Hermione for a surprise dinner at a mysterious, elite pop up restaurant near Mayfair.

    They are both shocked at the apparent disappearance of Draco Malfoy was actually to train as a chef in the Muggle World. A wizard who has renamed himself.

    Cue forgiveness, outburst and dredging up feelings long thought buried. Plus smut.

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    Michael lost track of the days too long ago, and it's getting harder and harder to believe that anybody is coming for him. He's trying to stay strong, but when the new guards show up, everything goes from hell to worse.

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    Coriolanus made his way down the dusty road a ways before fastening a sling from the silk scarf lining his pack. He kept his head low in hopes of not attracting too much attention on his way back to town. Customers were about as common as those who would denounce him for being a devil for practicing ‘dark magic’ if they heard his offers.

    It seemed half the town was gathered in the center when he arrived, surrounding a platform that Coriolanus had had to avoid walking through town before. The sheer energy radiating from it giving him a headache. Echoing wails of so many final dying moments hanging suspended in the space it hurt.

    Someone’s going to be executed.

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    It's my crack necromancer/healing mage Snowjanus au, heed the tags if you do not already know what you're getting into

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    Ridiculous plans bring deliverance.

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    Emperor Luo Binghe wants a kind Shizun of his own. He conquers the demon realm of a different, somewhat kinder world and abducts an unsuspecting Shen Qingqiu right off Qing Jing Peak. In doing so, he becomes the scum villain of another world’s story.

    Su Binghe defeats a demon lord wearing his own face and inherits by right of conquest an empire, a palace and a consort. He is determined to make the best of this marriage of convenience and work hard for his story book romance.

    Shen Qingqiu is prepared for sacrifice and misery. He didn't expect his second demonic husband in as many months to try and … woo him?

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    The ad for an extra pair of hands to help move in made Trevor laugh. But he wasn't laughing when he saw Adrian Tepes. The man was gorgeous, aloof and sexy as hell. Worse, his living room faced Trevor's.

    This shouldn't have been a problem except that Trevor worked in his living room. And Adrian did yoga every afternoon across the way in the tiniest shorts in the world.

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    46/?
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    "Dual cultivation?" Fang Duobing's eyes were as wide as saucers, like he'd heard some shocking gossip. He practically whispered the term, even though they were certainly alone in the lotus tower and no one could overhear them.

    Di Feisheng was less impressed. "Is that all? Why haven't you tried it already?"

    "It's not just ordinary dual cultivation," Li Lianhua said, trying to keep a dignified and serious expression on his face. "It's more like... triple, quadruple, quintuple cultivation. To, ah, introduce an 'extreme overabundance' of yang energy into my body."

    "That still doesn't explain why you haven't tried it already," Di Feisheng said bluntly.

    "Because I didn't have anyone, let alone multiple someones, that I was willing to do that with," Li Lianhua replied, his back stiffening. "Or who I could trust."

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    Your name is Lily Raven. As you are trying to recover from prolonged heartbreak, you decide it’s better to focus on your work of art.

    Since you’re an artist, you have to make a marble statue for some project. But somehow, a miracle happened on that one rainy evening in autumn.

    Your marble statue magically becomes a real human; an extremely handsome man that looks like a China doll and a Greek god named Jackson Wang.

    ~

    A story with witchy vibes, modern fairy tales style, and some dark fantasy/ supernatural/ mystical elements.

    Featuring: GOT7, Joji and Jaehyun of NTC.

    Mentioning: Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung of BTS.

    ~

    Made with love, especially for Miss Tigerlily (thank you for the commission via my Instagram).

    ~

    WARNING and DISCLAIMER: Some of my stories are probably offensive, disturbing and triggering for some people. It's not always sunshine and rainbows. It’s not everyone's cup of tea. It's dark and gloomy.

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    3/?
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    6
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    It's hard to go straight when the alternative is so much easier.

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    Everyone knows Draco Malfoy has a twin brother who attended Durmstrang—everyone except Hermione Granger. When she returns to Hogwarts for eighth year, she finds comfort and healing in the most unlikely of places.

    -or-

    The triad fic we never knew we needed in our lives until Frau Blucher’s brainchild was blessed into creation.

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    When the legends spoke of the fall of Shambala, they loved to focus on the city's great ceilings crashing in, sunlight streaming below ground to burn up the shadow empire. The literal collapse was a wonderful metaphor for the opera, after all. A neat resolution to the story.

    Life was not so neat.

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    Or, Ferdinand is disabled after the final battle. This story follows his healing and eventual reclaiming of self. (feat. hubert's dick)

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    I blame the soapghost discord for this (affectionate)

    Simon thought summoning a demon would end with him dead in his own summoning circle. He hadn’t meant to summon an incubus, though, and this one was… odd, to say the least.

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    12,900
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    12/?
    Comments:
    146
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    788
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    132
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