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    Taako starts acting weird especially around Ango. Basically Fallout from "Taako's Ponies".

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    English
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    519
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    38
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    Things had been going great for Taako since the Day of Story and Song. He had a sweet, gigantic house he shared with his undead boyfriend, their cats, his son Angus McDonald, and his sister and her husband. He had all of his family back and everyone was safe. It was a great life, a charmed life, and just as Taako was finally getting settled and convincing himself it was all real, everything changed again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,383
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    789
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    Taako and Kravitz are getting married. Except, well, there’s a little bit of a wrinkle. A tiny hiccup. The planar system’s smallest monkey wrench.

    The thing is, the whole “alive/dead” thing is kind of a problem vis a vis ancient death rules. To beat the system, the Raven Queen’s got a fetch quest that’s a little more complicated than your usual wedding “something old, something blue” and a little more urgent than your standard save the date. Good thing Tres Horny Boys have a whole year of relevant job experience in finding things, because Taako, and everyone else for that matter, has his work cut out for him well before any wedding cake’s getting cut.

    Turns out getting married is a little more complicated when your relationship is less “Til Death Do Us Part” and more “At Death Do We Start.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,033
    Chapters:
    9/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2090
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    Edward and Lydia make Taako a job offer he can’t refuse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    68
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    Taako always felt like he was part of a whole, and the other piece was missing. He chalked it up to the depression and didn’t stop to think about it. That was, until he became part of a secret organization to save the world, and remembered more than he should’ve.

    Now he just had to undermine Lucretia (And mess with her, of course), find Barry, find Lup, and avoid suspicion from Magnus and Merle. All the while dealing with faulty memories.

    Shouldn’t be too difficult, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,363
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    540
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    A collection of short, disconnected missing scenes, hypotheticals, and character studies. Duck Newton meets Kravitz. Magnus takes a hit. The Moonbase has some quirks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,835
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    557
  7. Tags
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    Taako caught something on their latest adventure. Not fun for anyone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,420
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    752
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    After learning the truth about the Glamour Springs incident, Taako things he might just be able to start moving past it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,731
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    122
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    A story about Magnus Burnsides and the love of his life. How they met, fell in love, fought against Governor Kalen, and how Magnus will get along without her. I'm hoping this will be really sweet but also it will be pretty bittersweet in later chapters. For the most part this takes place in Raven's Roost. Sorry if my summary isn't the best, this is my first fic and I'm still learning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,370
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    107
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    Summary

    Angus really wanted to cry right now.

    But that would be so rude! Forcing his idols to take care of a crying little boy was not a very professional thing to do.

    And even though his skin felt like electricity, like static, and his heart was pounding so, so hard, he just smiled and played along.

    It wouldn’t be long and then he could be alone again, quiet and calm and he definitely would not cry.

    Until then, he would just have to grin and bear it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,723
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1151
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    Summary

    They do things that don't make sense on reflex, know things that they couldn't possibly know.

    They do what they need to to survive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,108
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    365
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    Summary

    Kravitz takes a midnight stroll, Magnus rushes in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,336
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2649
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    Ever since Taako woke up alone in a field ten years ago, he’d known something-- someone-- was missing.

    He traveled all throughout Faerun, searching for that someone. He recognized that his memories were wrong; they told him he had been alone. But he knew he had her. He’d never been alone. Well, until now.

    He takes a job for some extra coin, his heart aching as he meets his new colleagues. When he finds the umbrastaff, it feels heavy in his hands. He wished he knew why.

    That glove (Phoenix Fire Gauntlet, his mind tells him through the static) felt horribly familiar as it destroyed the town.

    Then he got to the moon, and he drank the ichor. And he remembered more than he was supposed to-- He remembered Lup, his other half, the missing piece. Barry, whom he considered a brother. The rest of the IPRE and their long journey through reality.

    But even after ten years of searching (without knowing exactly what he was looking for) he didn’t know where Lup was. Now he just had to find Barry, avoid suspicion from Lucretia, and also collect the relics without acting too weird around Magnus and Merle.

    Shouldn’t be too difficult, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,021
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    538
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    There's always an element of blank when Taako tries to think about his past. One thing he's pretty sure he knows is that he doesn't have friends: never has, never will. Magnus and Merle beg to differ.

    (In which Taako tries to get used to the strangeness of having people care about him and eventually remembers that it wasn't always strange.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,004
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    170
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2504
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    Summary

    The umbrastaff breaks.

    But it's too soon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,163
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2544
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    The obligatory Taako, Merle, and Magnus get transported to the Critical Role universe due to a few godly machinations or two.

    (Or:

    ??? wakes to three people standing over him. A flashy blond wizard, a small dwarven cleric with flowers in his beard, and a large burly human man. The only thing he knows is that a man named Caleb and the Mighty Nein are waiting for him. Him being Mollymauk Tealeaf, apparently.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,363
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    356
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    I based this off of a writing prompt I saw.

    The Tres Horny Boys are camping out in the woods when a group of dire wolves attack. Pretty much what the title says.

    This is set before Story and Song but after the Chug and Squeeze date because Taako and Kravitz are dating.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    315
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    Summary

    7 birds.
    Who were they before the Hunger?
    How did they join the Starblaster?

    Why would they find in each other a family?

    We gotta go back to understand the present.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,538
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    177
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    "You're more than your ability to wield a dope-ass axe, my dude. Honestly, I kind of like you more this way. The new threads? Iconic."

    Taako tries to make a persuasion check against a Magnnequin on the team's last trip to Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true (got a deal for you!).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Summary

    Davenport has always done things by the book and has never even considered straying from the path laid out before him. When a routine interview on behalf of the Bureau of Benevolence goes horribly awry, fate throws him into the path of Merle - a carefree, stubborn and secretive dwarf who refuses to cooperate in the ongoing investigation in the aftermath. As the two get to know each other, things become more and more complicated. As tensions grow, will the two find their way back to each other, or will the lingering chill of the past drive a wedge between them forever?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,103
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    316

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