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    Sometimes he thinks about whether they would have made it out there, in any other unit. A lot of the times he thinks that of course they would, any one of them, of course they would be fine. 

    But during the times that really count, Hawkeye is pretty sure that none of them would. He thinks that the place they all wound up is the only place, with the only people this ever could have worked with. 

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    The Enterprise is called to investigate the sudden appearance of an Earthlike planet just inside Klingon space, while the 4077th contends with a massive increase in casualties thanks to the Chinese.

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    College au. The gang navigates through midterms, finals, and relationship drama. I'm really sorry but I suck at summaries. Please give it a chance.

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    PS: Nothing much. See what you guys think, love to hear what your opinion is .

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    A pensive, wise-cracking army surgeon must find ways to stay sane post-Operation Iraqi Freedom. During his tour, he comes face-to-face with a violation of his Hippocratic Oath, the loss of friends and is taken hostage by Iraqi insurgents. In captivity, he learns that evil and good are relative, and can only be understood through an intimate relationship with death, love, and pain.

    I know that to many a rewrite of this cherished television series is sacrilege –however, a well-conceived and respectful tribute to these characters is very much in order, especially today. As war rages on in Iraq and Afghanistan, a reflective and emotional look into the consequences of our actions is long overdue. A re etching of Hawkeye as an African American surgeon and Trapper as his lesbian sidekick will allow a fresh look into the consciousness of present-day America.

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    "Oh me? I'm fine!" she said brightly. "Never better."
    "Funny," he said. "I sometimes cry too when things are going perfectly."

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    Hawkeye and BJ are swept up in a whirlwind- the start of an illicit, albeit enjoyable affair that the two of them never imagined. Right when an affair begins to turn into something more, Hawkeye is captured by invading North Korean soldiers. Unspeakable, unimaginable events ensue. Can the two captains handle it?

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    16/?
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    43
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    Margaret responded by wrapping her legs around his hips and pulling him to her with all her strength. "Enough with the gentleman act," she hissed, teeth grazing his neck.

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    Hawkeye and BJ are swept up in a whirlwind- the start of an illicit, albeit enjoyable affair that the two of them never imagined. Right when an affair begins to turn into something more, Hawkeye is captured by invading North Korean soldiers. Unspeakable, unimaginable events ensue. Can the two captains handle it?

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    15/?
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    After the birth of their son Henry, they thought that was the end of it. But boy were they wrong

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    Hawkeye expects to spend the holidays alone.

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    1
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    It's 24 ficlets composed of whatever content I goddamn like - multiple fandoms, a lot of Christmas themed but a lot not, mostly fluff. Check the tags if you want any actual information on what's happening within the confines of these works.

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    Chapters:
    24/24
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    1
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    The year is 2530.

    A hum coming from beside him on the bench startled him and made him look down. Pierce’s digipad was still unlocked. He must have checked it only seconds before the new patient had been brought in.

    Charles didn’t mean to look; it was something only someone way below his station would do. But he had already seen the message before the lockscreen had turned the digipad’s screen dark. Charles quickly glanced away.

    I need to talk to you. I think I’m falling for Chuck.

    Someone... was falling for him?

    *

    Sometimes it takes a crashing ship (not theirs) for two people to admit their feelings for each other.

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    "Toto, this isn't Boston."

    Relegated to a poorly administered upstart of a supposedly VA hospital, thanks to unfortunate decisions by his father, and obliged to room with a kid from Maine (who is a surgeon, not an ER doctor, dammit, Chuck), Charles has only a few bright spots in his life.

    (Honoria, the anime genre on Netflix, and the local Japanese restaurant, obviously)

    Until it turns out that their shabby little hospital at 4077 Bleaker Street holds the seeds of a found family.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    When Hawkeye is left in charge while Potter is away, he finds himself in a spat with BJ. Takes place during 7.1 "Commander Pierce"

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    Sidney arrives at the 4077th just as all hell breaks loose in the mess tent. Potter enlists his aid in getting everyone back on track, as courts-martial are a distraction that nobody needs.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1234
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    Hawkeye goes into the war expecting to grouch about the whole time.

    (Expecting to die, really, but he tries not to think about that).

    Instead, he falls in love. Twice.

    just a bunch of one-shots about the family that is MASH 4077! expect many perspectives and relationship explorations

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    It is a rule universally accepted that exchange students from the same country will find each other within an astonishingly short amount of time.

    It takes Roger's new American friend Ben - an exchange student from Maine - only a rough two weeks to spot a tall, sun-tanned blond in the crowded lecture halls of their Medical Ethics II class and drag Roger along to go find the guy again after class.

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    1/1
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    Someone didn't think the Korean War was bad enough.

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    When MacArthur High's jazz band gets chosen as one of the few high schools in the country to go up to Chicago for the Midwest Jazz Clinic (which Hawkeye has been told is a big deal, despite never hearing about it before) the big band's new director puts a lot of pressure on the kid's shoulders.

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    7,354
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
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    7
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