6 Works in Matt Soot

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    Wilbur Soot and Charlie ‘Slimecicle’ Blackthorn are not golden boys. Wilbur wants to be a hero, but he has to lie to convince Sir Carson King and his companion Schlatt to bring him with them. Charlie wants to be a villain, but his conniving family disowns him for being useless and sends him off into the world, accompanied only by his cousin Pyrocynical. Both wonder simultaneously… “What do I really want?”
    Meanwhile, the threat of rebellion hangs heavy over the heads of King Jordan Sparkles and Vice Taylor Antvenom as they struggle to keep the kingdom of Cypress from falling into civil war. A mysterious leader calling himself Technoblade has surfaced, and his assassins only have one goal… bring him King Jordan’s head on a platter.
    And deep under the radar, a band of dastardly thieves and bandits calling themselves the Misfits may not be quite as transparently corrupt as they seem. The Sky Kingdom is missing a traitor from their dungeons, and it is suspected he was the one who kidnapped late King Nathan’s illegitimate son and true heir eighteen years ago… and the Misfits may have the key to uncovering their whereabouts.

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    62,329
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    "It's...complicated. Of course I'll try to win," he can't, "it's an honour to be here," it's not, "but I know it's going to be her. It's always going to be her. I-I'm sorry, I don't-"

    Luckily, they take it as him being overcome by emotion and not the end of a shallow lie. How fucking delightful. He proffers an effete half-smile as the buzzer blares, catches a glimpse of himself on the viewfinder. Surely a child looks back at him, but a determined one. A strong child with bewitching dark eyes, well-muscled if lanky, towering easily over the presenter.

    Reality finally registers; his milquetoast stylist has crafted from the scraps of his decaying personality an underdog. Someone to root for and cry for and adore.

    He doesn't want this.

    Does he?

    -

    Congratulations to 'WilburSoot', Victor of the 58th Annual Hunger Games!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,468
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1180
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    Basically Soothouse meets Misfits, the TV show
    Me just having fun getting around my lack of descriptive vocabulary using metaphors and comparisons and also venting
    Let me sing the praises of everyone in this story ok I love them all

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,502
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226
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    it's a drowsy night in the soothouse™

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,879
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    46
    Hits:
    846
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    Wilbur drags the whole Sootgang out of their basement hovels to play laser tag. With George having possibly Flex-Taped himself to the roof and Rhianna having established an independent nation on the top floor, Matt needs to find someone to team up with, fast.

    My first post to AO3! Just a really short little warm-up, I guess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    181
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    This perilously continued down the same ignoble path until George knows he's gone too far; he's getting married, and Charlie doesn't have a single clue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,969
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    550

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