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    "You know what your problem is?” Hawkeye looks up, finally. “You're always trying to misdirect. Sleight of hand. I see the man behind the curtain, and he doesn't seem half bad. When you let him out for air- you’re going to smother him under all that-" Hawkeye gestures broadly, and BJ settles back onto his cot as Winchester rises to his feet.
    “Misdirect? I’m afraid I don’t follow- you are being deliberately abstruse.”
    “Abstruse,” Hawkeye mimics back. “You’re doing it again. Talking over my head in that tone. You think if you say things loud enough, mean enough, I won’t hear what you’re saying.”
    Charles is going red in the face. BJ wonders if the color has a name. “You are playing pop psychiatrist again, Pierce,”
    “Better than playing untouchable,”
    BJ sees the word strike a nerve, the vein in Winchester’s forehead starting to stand out. “If you yell, the whole camp can hear you,” Hunnicutt reminds them both, taking a sip of his martini.

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    Daniel Pierce passed away in his sleep 3,258miles away from his son. When Hawkeye learns the news he is heartbroken. How can a stupid math project Erin's working on bring Hawkeye the closure he so desperately needs?

    In Erin's POV

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    After being transferred to the 4077th M*A*S*H* Unit in South Korea, Captian Bellemare must survive the war while having a relationship with Hawkeye Pierce

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    Every doctor on the front lines knows you're not supposed to bond with your patients. This is war, not summer camp. But Benjamin "Lucky" Waters is from Maine, and Hawkeye figures there has to be some sort of rule about Bens from Maine becoming friends. It's a natural thing, like eating bread with your spaghetti or crackerjacks at a ball game.

    But Lucky dies, because that happens sometimes in war, and Hawkeye copes with the loss by writing a letter to Lucky's father back home. The only problem is he can't find the words to make things right, and no matter what he says, it just feels like he's putting Band-Aids on bullet holes.

    (Or, Hawkeye learns that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.)

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    One year after returning home, BJ surprises Hawkeye in Maine ahead of a MASH reunion in New York City. What he finds will change everything, including himself.

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    What happens when Hawkeye and Charles wake up one day in each other's bodies?
    How long will this last? And more importantly, what are they going to do?

    (A play on Freaky Friday...but M*A*S*H)

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    new employee Maxwell Klinger gets introduced to one Frank Burns

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    In which Hawkeye sees less than he thinks he does, BJ lies more than anyone knows, and Peg keeps BJ's secrets (a coda to Oh, How We Danced)

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    M*A*S*H but put it in Star Wars during the Clone Wars

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    A collection of drabbles of the various vessels Castiel didn't take

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    The waves lap gently against the boards of the pier as you take a long drag on your cigarette, the glowing end burning red through the darkness. You’re silhouetted in the fractured light of the moon, the beach in front of you smudged in shadows of charcoal grey, the pier beneath your feet doused in an inky, forbidding black. There’s not a soul around except for you, the only noises being the crash of the waves and the ragged breaths rattling out of your chest.
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    hawkeye pierce, private eye in a bleak nameless city has just met margaret houlihan, a bottle blonde widow with ice cold eyes and a personality to match. he’s already got a broken nose, how much worse could he get by taking on her mysterious case? the results may surprise you!

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    A nurse with a complicated past is plucked from her peaceful life by the draft and dropped into the 4077th. After everything life has put her through already, how will she adjust to this new, shocking setting? Especially with the kinds of characters in this M*A*S*H unit?

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    The events that follow the news of Henry Blake's passing.

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    En route to go see Old Ben Kenobi, Luke is waylaid by a detachment from Empire Medical Corps Unit #4077... who were trying to requisition some disinfectant, and ...apparently some sewing thread? from Tosche Station, but got...slightly turned around.

    They need a pilot, funnily enough...

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    July 27, 1954 - One year after the Korean Armistice, the old campmates meet up in a New York hotel for what will become an annual celebration. They come dealing with the changes of a year at home, the struggles of the war they lived through, and the hope that being together brings. A series of drabbles about the first MASH 4077 reunion. Some funny, some sweet, some sad, all MASH.

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    It’s a catchphrase, at this point.

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    Hawkeye has a flashback to the stewardess incident while trying to have fun with a nurse, and is forced to deal with shit.

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    In the summer of 1886, Dr. Hawkeye Pierce arrives in the Western town of Hunnicutt’s Creek. His comfortable East Coast way of life is turned upside down by the residents, including one dashing, daring cowboy: Trapper John McIntyre.

    Title from "A Bank Robber's Nursery Rhyme" by Goodnight, Texas.

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    You’re an army nurse, stationed at the 4077th MASH, and you’ve just learned you’re going home in a few short months. You’ve got a beautiful girlfriend Stateside, and you can’t wait to get back to her, and start your family together.

    The only thing is, you need to actually start that family first.

    Luckily, the men of the 4077th are more than happy to give you a helping hand.

    WIP. Pairings in chapter titles.

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    A blue box lands in the middle of a war

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