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    When Uther Pendragon gets a clue about the legendary dragon island, a place where dragons and the last kin of the dragon lords are said to live,
    he sends out his son and his knights to find it. And destroy it.
    The war path, however, did not calculate the storm that was about to come.
    And sooner than expected, Merlin and Arthur find themselves alone on the island.
    Faced with Merlin's past that only he is aware of. And secrets about Balinor, that should not have come to light this way.
    And to top it all of, Merlin is alone with Arthur. Who doesn't even know that he's already confessed.

    Oh yeah. And let's not forget the clusterfuck that Sir Leon has to deal with. :)

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    Merlin says, “Give me the shirt,” because he is a reasonable person with reasonable demands.

    Pretty Boy says, “No,” because he is an objectively terrible person with terrible ideas.

     

    « I accidentally discovered you’re my soulmate because I punched you in the face during a fight in Hot Topic AU. »

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    Arthur and Gwen had freed magic users from persecution. A year later, the Druids come to Camelot and insist that the royals come to the Lake of Avalon to witness the crowning of the King of Magic on the spring equinox. Merlin's friends give him a hard time because he still hasn't admitted to having magic. Leon, Gwaine, Lancelot, and Gaius pester Merlin to reveal himself to the royals, but he evades them.

    Freylin.
    Merwaine.

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    Merlin is Arthur's manservant, then he becomes Arthur's lover. That is a death sentence for Merlin however Uther has a heart. He wants to separate the two lovers while not antagonizing his own children. So, he makes Merlin a Lord. This is Merlin's story as he tries to find his way to Arthur. If Arthur still wants him after the years of separation.

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    Arthur dies.

    Camelot burns.

    And yet, despite it all, Merlin survives.
    He persists, long after his friends have perished, experiences the rise and fall of empires, watches man walk on the moon- but Sherlock Holmes?

    Meeting him may cost Merlin everything (Including, predictably, his sanity).

    Or: Merlin decides to move to inner city 20th Century London to pull his life back together. Instead, he meets John Watson and Sherlock Holmes and- well let's just say his life gets a lot more interesting then he had planned on.

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    Morgana is escalating her attempts to see herself on Camelot's throne. When her plan to have Gwen executed or have Arthur leave Camelot with Gwen fails, she decides to cut her losses and poison Arthur. Merlin saves him, of course, and reveals his magic in the process much to Arthur's annoyance. Once the dust has settled things seem to go back to normal, but on a hunting trip gone wrong Arthur's blade gleams with a silvery magic light as he kills the last bandit attacking them. The thing is, Arthur never had magic before Merlin healed him.

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    Alright. Kilgharrah had had enough of this shit. He was over 1000 years old and he had still never met someone so inclined into getting into trouble as his lord and brother, Merlin.

    He had been alone so long. Twenty years without a soul left in the world who cared about him. He was the Great Dragon, Triple Goddess be damned. No longer would he let Merlin risk his life alone, unprotected and uncared for.

    There was only one clear course of action left.

    Assume human form and move to Camelot as Merlin’ long lost half brother. It was mostly true, anyways.

    There was no way for this to go wrong, he was sure.

    Ah. Famous last words.

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    He was so occupied, in fact, that he did not notice the 2359th person in the museum approach him.
    “How did you do that?” demanded the voice. If Merlin thought about it, he would realise that the tone was more curious than accusatory, but he will be forgiven if his mind was at the moment more concerned with how the man was unaffected by his magic.
    Before he even finished turning around, he felt a slight intrusion through his mind that made him sway a little on his feet. He clutched his head with a gasp and blocked whatever it was. “What – did you just get inside my – stop that,” Merlin hissed.

     

    Merlin finds himself in New York, following a personal cause that is, in his opinion, nobody else's business. An intrigued Charles begs to differ.

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    Arthur receives an envoy of an Irish King to set an alliance. Turns out the visiting King is more interested in catching up with his cousin, Merlin.

    (Used google translate for bits)

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    Lord Arthur Pendragon is tasked with escorting his sister Lady Morgana to New York for the summer so that she may practice before she is presented to society the next spring. They take the world's finest ocean liner, and while there Arthur meets a rather irritating steward.

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    A story about Zoe and how she met Hisirdoux 500 years before actually meeting him.

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    Oh, the opportunities presented by the giant abandoned castle with its many, many empty rooms…

    And yet, everyone seems to be finding the same one.

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    Just some light - hearted moments between the idiots of Camelot that we all deserve and the show didn't show us!

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    Merlin had thought he didn’t know what he was getting into when he cleared the air and agreed to stop hating Mordred, but it turned out the knight, not the warlock, was the one who was completely unprepared for what it would mean to be considered Merlin’s friend.

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    “Wait -- wait! Is that my dagger?” Arthur cries, outraged (not really) as he catches a glimpse of gold-encrusted ruby sitting prettily in Merlin’s belt. Merlin turns around, all wide eyes and the picture of innocence as he tries to push the object into his pocket instead, right in full view of Arthur, who scoffs loudly and crosses the room to Merlin in just a few, long paces.

    “No,” Merlin replies intelligently as Arthur pulls the dagger from his belt, inspecting it closely.

    “This is definitely my dagger,” he says.

    “...No. Mine now,” Merlin grins, and his laughter can be heard echoing through the halls as he runs away, snatching the dagger back and waving it in the air as he sprints away.

     

    -- The four times Merlin consciously steals Arthur's possessions, and the one time he steals his heart.

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    So. That… just happened. Leon, in his lifetime, had witnessed many strange, unbelievable, and frankly quite concerning things. When one lived in Camelot, and was friends with both Arthur and Merlin, one usually got into a lot of crazy and unbelievable situations. And Leon was no exception.

    But this. This had to take the cake. “Merlin.”

    He hummed in response. It was entirely too calm. “Why did you just drink poison?” Fire, no literal fire and chaos reigned around them.

    “It seemed like the reasonable thing to do at the time.”

    And yet, he found himself not surprised in the slightest.

    Leon pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling the oncoming headache behind his eyes. Goddamn fucking stubborn idiot.

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    Merlin decides poisoning himself is the best way to prove a point. Leon is just tired. So tired.

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    “I just don’t understand why they removed the wisest teeth I have,” Merlin whines.

    “True, you were barely wise to begin with,” muses Arthur. “No, don’t cry, I didn’t mean it-”
     
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    Merlin gets his wisdom teeth removed. It's a difficult few days for everyone.

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    Prompts that made me laugh to I cried.
    Total self indulgence here.

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    Bo Unwin doesn't have a father.
    Well, she does. She's just never met him.
    All she knows is that her dad Eggsy met a man named Harry in the deserts of Morocco and they fell in love.
    But also that Eggsy couldn't stay with Harry, Cause Harry was a very important person. He didn't have time for a kid.
    So, Bo decides she wants to meet this mysterious man. But upon arriving there, she makes a startling discovery: The man she's looking for is Lord Harry Hart, a member of the British upper class, who is running for political office.

    And had no idea she even existed.

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    “The ocean is full of untamed magic”

    When Arthur gets lost at sea, a beautiful creature comes to his aid. Well, kind of.

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