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    „Long enough, Merlin-” he said, stepping closer and closer until Merlin’s arse was backed against the counter and his heart felt like it was gonna beat right out of his chest, „-to hear, ’Oh Arthur, it’s been so long since I last had the chance to shamelessly drool all over you, may I please get down on my knees and suck your cock now? Please, please, please?’”

    The flush came back to Merlin’s face, this time accompanied by a very overwhelming, very sudden spike in arousal as he was assaulted by the sound of those filthy, mocking words, by the realisation that Arthur’s arms were suddenly on each side of him, trapping him in the tight space between him and the counter.

    In which Merlin’s a virgin but not a particularly well-behaved one, Morgana thinks her brother is a complete arse and Arthur is perhaps a bit of an arse. Additionally, he might occasionally be a tiny, tiny bit scary, but luckily Merlin is great at escalating handling that part of him, so really it’s all bound to go very smoothly.

    Or: Four years of Merlin being an incredibly stubborn, entirely irresistible little trollop and the weekend where Arthur finally gets to retaliate.

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    Just some light - hearted moments between the idiots of Camelot that we all deserve and the show didn't show us!

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    Merlin knows they're Vampires, he hasn't got a problem with it. Honestly, he thinks it's kind of hot, but he's not telling anybody that

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    Arthur's doing his job as the older brother, looking out for Morgana and trying to explain her Magic. It leads him to the Crypt, where it's rumoured a God lies in rest.

    How was he to know what would happen if they woke him up?

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    Morgana has a suggestion, for how the Knights deal with their crush on a certain manservant

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    When Harry Potter defeats Lord Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts arcane magic combines with the Deathly Hallows to an unforeseen consequence. Trying to raise Teddy and deal with those consequences as best as possible while desperately wishing his Saving People Thing wasn't quite so strong, Harry grudgingly involves himself in another war when he hears the Great Prophecy and realises people are expecting children to save the world again. Dragging Merlin along with him, Harry tries to keep his godson safe while his unexpected interference throws the Fates into an unknown future. Can he keep everyone safe in the end?

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    Merlin didn't expect to be Morgana and Mordred's child when he decided to let his soul reincarnate. Worst of all Uther is his grandfather. Arthur is his uncle, and a careless one at that. Morgause is his aunt, also she's married to Cenred and he wants to be a cool uncle.

    Thankfully he's not Merlin Pendragon. Still not helping.

    He's having a little brake down as a child. He's not sure he can handle this. But hey, its destiny.

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    Arthur demands the truth, and Merlin cannot deny him

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    How do you rebuild an entire legacy?

    Harry Hart takes on the role of Arthur and defies all expectations, meanwhile he realizes that a certain Eggsy Unwin has a bigger effect on his life than he thought.

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    After years and years of moving around from place to place, Merlin and his mother finally settle down.

    But the world isn't quite done with him, is it?

    Starting a new high school, Merlin meets Arthur Pendragon. Bratty, snobbish, rich Arthur Pendragon. Immediately, he hates him. It's even worse when Arthur has most of his classes with him, so he has a lot more interaction with him.

    But it is at its worst when his own feelings get thrown into the picture.

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    AKA High School AU of the Merlin characters but with my own little twist to it.

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    "I don't think you understand," Merlin said as he started walking backwards, brows wrinkled in confusion. "I can rip your throat out with my teeth and drink your blood. Does that not bother you?" He asked. Arthur finally glanced up from the papers in his hand to look at him, pausing his steps altogether. Merlin waited.

    "...Merlin, you fell over trying to put boots on." He said. Merlin grimaced, looking down at his feet.

    "I hadn't realized you were supposed to wear them all the time." He muttered, uncertain what this had to do with the fact he could murder everyone within a ten mile radius. Arthur sighed. "And those are bold words from someone who can't dress himself!" He added indignantly. Another sigh. Humans did that a lot as it turned out.

    "Merlin, that's your job."

    "And I've taught you several times. It isn't that hard."

    "No, I - " Arthur started and closed his eyes. "I don't have time for this."

    Or

    After living with demons for sixteen years, Merlin decides to explore his human side by venturing to Camelot. Also, he has a destiny to unite his species and bring magic back into Camelot, but he's not too worried about that.

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    When Arthur hears the staff gossiping about how Merlin is bedding his Knights, he snaps. If only he'd known it wasn't true!

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    Arthur has no chance of getting a haircut while stuck in lockdown, but he'll be damned if he lets Merlin cut it for him. Unfortunately, Merlin won't leave it alone.

    Or: 4 times Merlin messes with Arthur's hair, and 1 time Arthur got his own back.

    Part of a series, but each is a stand alone fic!

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    Deep in a maze, searching for a cure for the illness sweeping over Camelot, each of the group has their worst fear revealed.

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    A collection of shorts for the Kinktober 2018 challenge. Main prompt is the 'title'.

    This is probably going to take me a bit into November to finish ahahahahaahah I am totally working on this and I will have all 31 done. Hopefully by the end of August. Soon™

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    "Keeper," he greeted with a nod of his head.

    "Trollhunter," she greeted in response, bowing.

    "I do not carry that honor."

    For a moment, she did not move. "You are Draal, son of Kanjigar, correct?"

    "I am."

    Thoughts raced through her head. "If you are not the Trollhunter, why are you here, and he is not?"

    "Our Trollhunter, a human by the name of Jim Lake, has gone into the Darklands to face Gunmar. His trainer never told him about the Keepers. We were hoping…" He trailed off, seeming to think on his next words. "We were hoping you might be able to help us bring him back, if he still lives."

    Exhaustion sank into her along with his words. "Well fuck."

    ***
    Started this after season One, but I am working things from the following seasons, as well as some of the book stuff, into this. I feel there was not nearly a strong enough magical presence in this series. Had to fix it~

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    Another coffeeshop AU but in this one Arthur orders the worst drink imaginable and Merlin - the waiter - absolutely can’t take it.

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    Prompt: In the midst of writer's block, an author goes to sit at a bus station looking for inspiration. They get more than they bargained for.

    Arthur is 'helpfully' kicked out of the office and wants to find some inspiration outside without getting too distracted, while Merlin just wants to make rent without getting a concussion.

    "No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful."- They Might Be Giants

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    An abundance of toilet roll only leaves an abundance of rubbish. Still there's the opportunity for a fort competition between Arthur and their daughter. Or between Merlin and their daughter. Or, as it turns out, someone else entirely.

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    “Arthur didn’t really put you in charge, did he?”

    “Oh, no. He’d have to be an absolute madman to do that,” came Merlin’s easy reply. Lancelot just laughed fondly as the secret sorcerer shouted through cupped hands, “You’re going to have to pick up the pace if you want lunch, Percival!”

     

    The Knights are always messing with Merlin, so when he sees a chance to exact his revenge, he simply can't refuse.

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