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    After his last adventure, Artemis Fowl II has returned home. He has two new brothers, a new set of magical powers and a new woman he's looking to impress. However, when Artemis tries to perform the ritual to renew his powers, the consequences throw him back in time, before he had any adventures with the LEP. With no friends and a dissolving mind, Artemis runs on borrowed time.

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    Minerva Paradizo has been encouraging Butler to read, but sometimes her choices are a little off...

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    artemis fowl fics. looks like one-shots but will be in a slightly coherent timeline by the time i finish the one-word prompts

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    3/?
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    Artemis Fowl II and Minerva Paradizo play chess. Who will win?

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    Pretty vague context, but let's say Artemis, Minerva (and everyone else I guess) are students. The two geniuses go to different schools, but a collab comes up and Minerva looks forward to the moment she'll meet Artemis again. What could possibly be wrong?
    A lot of things, actually, especially if a certain girl wih auburn hair is present too.
    Just a random stream of Minerva's consciousness. Hope you enjoy!

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    "I've been meanin' ta talk ta all of you about,"-Andromeda broke off, motioning frantically towards the journal, in all its stained and olden glory-"this thing. Why te hell did the old man give me this thing?" Seeing Severus' face, she shook her head. "Don't answer that- I don't want te answer ta that question."

    "What is it?" Dakota asked. She looked around. "Wait, why is everyone looking at me weird?"

    "It's the narrative, hun."

    "Albus owned it before I"-Severus shrugged-"You know. It has everything in it, apart from the future, presumably."

    "Indeed," Artemis traced the tome. "How did he even come across this?"

    "The Raven Hall," Andromeda said. "There's nowhere else this kind of power could be hidden on this planet- concealed from everything."

    "Well obviously it wasn't that concealed, then."

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    Angeline is hosting a charity event and ALL Fowl's have to attend. Will Artemis enjoy this dance or retaliate due to his two left feet?

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    After 7 years of knowing one another, Artemis decides to rekindle there relationship, only to be faced by a changed, not so welcoming Minerva.

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    artemis and minerva meet again.

    the idea belongs to teenagecriminalmastermind on tumblr! not mine at all uwu

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    Hogwarts AU, crossover, starting at the end of Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, will take place during the events of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

    After the death of his father in the frozen plains of the Arctic, Artemis Fowl II goes in search of the magical world, believing it could hold the answers for the mysteries that all of a sudden seem to surround his family. Decided to claim his legacy, Hogwarts seems like the right place to start his hunt for truth. As he explores the wizarding world, seeking opportunities to profit, Artemis uncovers an intricate game hidden behind the already hidden magical community. The shadow of the Dark Lord is growing, and a famous criminal may be on his way to Hogwarts. Anyway, Artemis is not interested in taking sides. He is a criminal mastermind, a thief, not some generic hero. And he might just have discovered that Alchemy is real. There are only two problems, two boys from his own year with a knack for trouble that rivals his own: arrogant, blue-blooded Malfoy and meddlesome, too-clever-for-his-own-good Smith.

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    Minerva Paradizo, 24 year old certified genius, has the fucking worst best friend in the world. Artemis Fowl II, local bitch and philosophy ass hole, ex-child criminal mastermind and 100% filled with daddy issues. Minerva loved the shit out of him.

    These are some of their conversations through the Interwebs.

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    5/?
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    “I was under the impression that we were on a date,” Holly sneers.
    “So was I,” Artemis says icily. “But clearly you would never be interested in a coward such as myself, Ms. Short, so forgive me for troubling you. I wish you the best of luck with the upcoming season.”
    “Fuck you, Fowl,” Holly spits, and leaves him standing there.

    -

    When a vicious review of the New York City Ballet's last season goes viral, Holly does her best to put it behind her; she has a rising career as a dancer to focus on, and if she stops for every internet troll with a large vocabulary, she'll never get anywhere.

    Naturally, of course, fate has other plans. It's a small world, after all.

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    Holly is on the trail of a low level smuggler, however, when she and Foaly discover that the cargo he’s carrying is much more dangerous than they thought, they’ll need Artemis’s help to make things right. However, unbeknownst to his fairy friends, Artemis’s world has become a lot more complicated. Is there time enough to save the fairy world and put his life back together?

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    6/?
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    With Artemis and the Butlers' memories repaired following Opal's arrest, things slowly fall back into the way that they used to be. However, the magical heat-death of the universe looms on the horizon, and Artemis and the People must collaborate once more to prevent complete disaster. The only certainty is that it will take at least two near-death experiences before anyone attempts emotional vulnerability.

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    A canon-divergence that begins in the Lost Colony and will potentially expand to include the latter half of the series as well.

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    Years after the last colony, Artemis and Minerva meet again to play chess.

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    The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when an ancient plague threatens to erase the magic of the People. With hostages, space-time and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

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    3/?
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    After Holly and Artemis fall through the rift to Hybras, Minerva is left to pick up the pieces.

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    The words hang awkward and heavy in the air and he feels Holly stiffen up, even from across the room. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    Two years later and Artemis is making his way slowly, slowly through life and his ambiguous relationship with the illustrious Holly Short.

    (RUSSIAN TRANSLATION AVAILABLE, SEE BEGINNING NOTES FOR LINK.)

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    Artemis Fowl II examines his life, and reacts accordingly.

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    Monty goes undercover to prevent the kidnapping of a young girl. Little does he know that Artemis Fowl would show up and ruin everything.

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    5/5
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    16
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