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writing's on the wall, by kaydeefalls (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for yusufs-stew-of-romance (Orientation)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
29 Jan 2024
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"Orphans make the best recruits," M told her once, her voice laced with regret. Andy will always hate the woman, at least a little bit, for how often she's right.
(James Bond AU. Andy is 007, Quỳnh is Q, the boys are all double-oh agents, and MI6 is in trouble.)
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- Part 3 of Old Guard 007 AU (podfic)
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Five Times Andy Froze to Death (or maybe she didn't) by azarias
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Jan 2024
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Five cold nights in a long life.
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Ride Eternal by cheshirefox
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Mad Max Series (Movies)
12 Jan 2024
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Max's transfusion comes too late. Furiosa dies from blood loss and a collapsed lung in the back of Immortan Joe's Gigahorse.
And yet, somehow, the Imperator returns from the gates of Valhalla with an earth-shattering gasp and her hands reaching for a gun.
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- Part 2 of another time, another place
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Nile proposes different consequences for Booker's actions.
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Reignited by thatmartiangirl
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
16 Oct 2023
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Fifty
Years
She’s almost grateful she was so untethered from the passage of time if that’s the case. Fifty years could be an entire lifetime! An entire lifetime of cold, dark, lonely deaths.
It’s going to take a while to recover and readjust, she knows that, but the living members of her whole family are here, safe and united again, and they’re not going to let anything bad happen to her. Just as she’s going to protect them from ever having to go through anything like that.
Ever.
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Quynh is rescued after only 50 years under the sea and swears to protect her family from detection and capture. A mission from Copley, and suddenly that oath is put to the test. And with a new immortal, the risks increase.A re-telling of the movie, but with Quynh
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“Maybe it’s not actually here?”
Andromache shook her head, frustrated. “It’s here. I know it’s here. It’s just not where I thought it would be. Looks like you’ll have to help me. You start from that end, I’ll start from this end.” She didn’t even look at Quỳnh to confirm, just started rooting through the nearest crate as if there was no question Quỳnh would go along. Which, to be fair, there wasn’t. Quỳnh sighed, sat down in the clear space she’d made, opened an ancient wooden chest, and got to work.
Or: Quỳnh and Andy take a three-millennia walk down memory lane.
Or: 5 items from Andy's past that weren't the right gift for Nile, and 1 that was. Fic by astraea215, art and beta reading by sassy_wartime_nun.
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I was the life of the party, they wrote that out with a sharpie by cheshirefox
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
17 Aug 2023
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By the time she turns 21, Nile has accepted it as one of those weird facts of life; sometimes it rains frogs in South America, lobsters can't die of old age, and there's at least three people walking around the Earth (or maybe just Chicago and that little part of Florida) that can't die at all.
or; 5 times Nile met a dead person walking and 1 time she was the dead person walking.
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an astonishment of form by raedear for bluetigerlilies
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
18 Jul 2023
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‘Daydreaming like a maiden on the eve of her wedding.’
‘That’s hardly daydreaming if it’s the eve of her wedding.’
‘But you don’t deny you were dreaming. Or being a maiden.’
‘I deny all. Especially the latter. Or do you forget so quickly collapsing that tent on Yusuf and I so we’d cease—’
A glimpse of how Nicky and Quynh's friendship might have formed.
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Nicolò and Yusuf looked at the piles of fabric in front of them, looked at each other, and looked back at the fabric, with expressions of deep trepidation. “They will not bite,” Quỳnh sighed. “Completely free of fleas and lice, I promise.” This did not seem to either reassure or amuse them.
“We can help you put them on, if you like,” offered Andromache. “They are not quite the usual – we’ve sewn in some padding, to help get the right shape.”
Yusuf dismissed the offer. “That is not what concerns us,” he said with an airy wave.
They could just barely hear Nicolò mutter, “That is not the only thing that concerns us.” They ignored him.
Or: Sometimes fighting for what they think is right requires disguising themselves as a different gender. As millennia pass, Andy has less and less patience for explaining the hows and whys.
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take what i'm willing to give (love it or hate it) by incurableromancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
30 Jan 2023
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“Bullshit you’re straight. Everyone wants to fuck everyone. Sexuality as a preference rather than a fact of humanity’s innate, insatiable, all encompassing hornyness is a farce as childish as believing in God.”
There were a dozen different things Nile could have said to that off the top of her head, not the least of which being that Andy can bitch and moan all she wants, but it’s never going to make Nile stop believing in God, and it’s never going to make her anything but straight. Probably. She settles on, “I don’t think that’s politically correct.”
Or: a meditation on immortal sexuality, as experienced by one Nile Freeman along the long and winding road to discovering that Booker is the only person she really wants to fuck.
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Nicolò is born when Lucia is thirteen years old.
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Or, Nicolò di Genova, through his older sister's eyes.Series
- Part 2 of if you should ever tire
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Supernatural Crossover Fic by RosettaRoseburn
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
28 Nov 2022
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I've been thinking of a long length crossover fanfic with Supernatural being the main universe. This would crossover with Harry Potter originally and also eventually crossover with The Old Guard. Maybe some ever having some smaller inserts from other fandoms I like but HP and TOG would be the main ones.
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- Part 2 of Story Ideas
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lost in the sun (can anybody find their home?) by knoepfchen, Syysmyrsky (Arktikko)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
22 Nov 2022
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Andy licked her spoon with the tip of her raspberry red tongue. ‘Have you tried having sex about it?’
‘It’s not for me.’
There was a brief moment of silence as Andy sat her glass down and crossed her arms on the table in front of her.
‘Sex with a woman?’
Quynh rolled her eyes. When Andy’s gaze did not relent, she laughed. ‘Oh please. I’m not twenty-two anymore.’
‘No. You’re an adult woman, who is allowed to do what she damn well pleases. And because you seem to be missing even the signals you’re giving yourself, much less mine: Yes. I am coming onto you.’
Quynh is an acclaimed writer of literary fiction who has never missed a deadline in her life. Andy is the woman of a thousand trades she meets on a research trip for her latest book. What starts as a bit of fun might just be the thing that makes Quynh miss her deadline - and change her life forever.
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in a million years (will the stars align?) by liadan14
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
01 Nov 2022
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When Nile and Lykon pretend to date so they can finally sleep in one of the better beds in Andy's safehouses, it seems like a decent plan. It’s not a sustainable plan, or a well thought out plan, but it is a way for Nile to finally find one single solitary perk in the new life she’s been thrust into. However, soon enough, Nile realizes she hasn't considered how dating another immortal will affect the dynamics of a team she's only just joined, or how lying to that team will make her feel. Already struggling to adapt and unsure of her place in the group she’s found herself in, Nile is soon torn between pursuing what started out as a fake relationship but might have real potential and coming clean to the group.
Will her uncertainty about the work the team does and her relationship with Lykon damage her still fragile relationships to the group beyond repair? Is she even ready to be part of a new family? A canon divergence AU in which Lykon lives.
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Harry Potter Son of Hestia, Loki and Adopted by Johnlock by RosettaRoseburn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Sherlock (TV), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
27 Sep 2022
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The Fates have a plan for Harry Potter, they just need him to have a few additional parents for it to work out. Enter Hestia becoming Lily Evans so the stillborn girl can live and also James Potter summoning Loki to be his son's father!
Joe and Nicky had always wanted children, they just never expected it to be possible when they were both men. Enter Doctor Meta Kozak's experimental procedure that can create a child from the DNA of two men, she just never knew she was using godly essence to do it. So now Joe and Nicky have demigod children.
Warning: If you came here to read about The Old Guard I want to warn you that they are not a big part of the story. Mainly it's their demigod children who befriend Harry and they come in much later. The "human experimentation" tag is mostly for them because that's how the kids were created. There's nothing graphic, just the characters recalling things that happened to them in the past and Doctor Kozak thinking about it.
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- Part 1 of Son of Hestia
- Part 3 of Harry Potter Is Adopted or Has Different Parents
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all the time in the world (to make you mine) by gallifreyburning for kaydeefalls
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Doctor Who
04 Sep 2022
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Andromache of Gallifrey is the last of the Time Lords. Nile Freeman is a human who stumbles into her TARDIS. Somewhere along the way, they pick up Quỳnh, a childhood love who Andy lost long, long ago.
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All the Magic in the World, by loflight501 (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for moema
Fandoms: Non Essere Cattivo | Don't Be Bad (2015), Aladdin (2019)
23 Aug 2022
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Jafar has been free from the bottle for three months and is happily building his empire in Ostia. He's especially happy to have Cesare by his side. But their relationship is far from perfect, and Jafar's about to learn that his magic has limits.
A sequel to Your Wish, My Command.
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- Part 4 of A Sorcerer in Ostia
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“The red ones are my favourite,” the man says conversationally, folding up the wrapper into a little square.
“I prefer the green,” Liam says, hoping his voice doesn’t sound as shaky as it feels.
The man grins. “Good, because I hate the green ones, and I don’t think I can eat this whole bag by myself.” He digs around in the bag for a green-wrapped candy and holds it out. “I’m Joe.”
“Liam,” Liam responds as he takes it.
“Nice to meet you, Liam.”Series
- Part 4 of i have seen angels in my time
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Andy is tired and wants to end her life. Will The Guard be able to change her mind?
Takes place after the first movie.
Trigger Warning for suicide
AU Nile Freeman is a medic...also, I know Marines can't be medics, but in my world they can beSeries
- Part 1 of The Tales of The Old Guard
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a thousand years, a thousand more by chlodobird
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Aug 2022
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Gerry dies.
And then they wake up.
They're not bound to a book, not in this universe- something Else has intervened. They've got a heartbeat, they breathe, they can feel. Gerry doesn't know what's happening, but they do know that it's probably not good. At least they have their knives and their lighter.
(Meanwhile, the Old Guard crew just want to find their newest immortal family member. Shame about all the new kid's trauma.)Series
- Part 1 of turn the page and start again