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    dave is panicking over the fact he might be gay because Bro gave him a fuck ton of trauma about not being gay while karkat is mentally unhealthy and doesnt feel like he deserves a relationship, escpecially not one with that fuming incredible douchetrumpet.
    this Fanfiction currently has 38 pages i have not posted, so this is a tidbit of whats to come.
    no lemon.
    no incest.
    this fanfiction is about working with a lot of problems and has a bunch of stuff about SH, su1c1d3, homophobia, and badly written characters, as well as a bunch of unnnescary troll lingo.
    and while there are no sex scenes, there is a bunch of talk about dick, balls, karkussy, and a couple of makeout scense.
    so beware.
    this is the start of the optimists timeline, an AU i made up cause i cant deal with character death and homestuck has a lot of it.
    this stars after the end of homestuck, when everyone is an adult (gasp)

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    shitty self indulgent dave vent fic lol get silly

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    Dave Strider is a star Hollywood director—a true elite whose films print money on demand, and someone who can have anything they could ever desire. As his teenage brother Dirk Strider discovers, "anything" includes some big secrets he wishes he never found out.

    Meanwhile, Jake English thinks he's living the life of his dreams.

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    3/?
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    Your name is Jake English. You are hopelessly obsessed with a man who doesn't even know you exist, and the thoughts you have about him are utterly rancid.

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    I've decided my Bro isn't very nice.

    When I was younger, my Bro felt like a hero. He felt like the coolest guy ever, I wanted to be just like him. He had awesome puppets, some sick glasses, he could DJ, he could fight with swords.

    I wanted to fight with swords. So he decided I would.

     

    Dave's childhood, and how awful it was.

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    Jade

    Iwill be adding more to this because I'm having great ideas from my friend thank you Jakerton. Thank you my grandson.

     

    This gets better as it goes on trust me...

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    13/?
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    Prince Diederik "Dirk" of Skaia has plans and his knight, Karkat, finds himself at the center of them, and is determined to figure out why.
    Dirk struggles against all sorts of outside interference to try to make everything fall into place.

    With seers, fey, thieves, and foreign princes to disrupt the prince's plans and the knight's investigations, the pair will have to put aside their own motivations and trust each other in order to unravel the strange happenings unfolding around them.

    Arcs:
    The Tournament (Chps 1 - 19)
    Learning the Ropes (Chps 20 - 30)
    The Heart of the Matter (Chps 31 - Present)
    ???? (up next)

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    37/?
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    John sleeps over at Dave's. What else do I have to say?

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    It was rare that Dave smiled these days. Rose said smiles looked good on him, but Dave could never find one in his size. Too big, too fake, too tired. But this one… This one was real, and somehow, Dave felt more like a boy than he had in a long time.

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    (Sequel to "This One's For You")

    Dirk, Rose, and Roxy visit John and Dave following the birth of baby Casey. Jake is immediately smitten with Dave's handsome fox of a brother, Dirk, while Dirk struggles to integrate himself into the family dynamic.

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    After hearing his little brother talk dirty with one of his friends, Bro drinks himself stupid. Then gets fucked stupid.

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    • Part 10 of C
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    Dave has a question for John.

    [Companion piece/epilogue to "John Is Fine." Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe. Roughly 10 - 11 years Post-Landing.]

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    Dave Strider works as a tattoo artist across the street from a newly opened flower shop run by a guy he believes should probably run a shop that sells something a bit less delicate.
    (Tags may change over time and more characters will be introduced. Summary may also change based on how the story plays out.)

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    karkat and dave have a lovey movie night!!

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    After a rainstorm, Nepeta drags John out to a park to enjoy the sun - and John enjoys seeing his partner so happy, even when he struggles to be as happy himself.

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    Eridan and Karkat are roommates, they go to school, they share a bed, they're perfect friends, a little bit of spiked punch probably can't change the just friends bit.

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    John was here. Something he never thought would happen and was thankful that he wasn’t back at his apartment. Sure, It wasn’t all of his friends but this was just the beginning. They had all the time in the world to figure out how to see everyone.

    John finally meets up with Rose and Dave! Things actually go pretty well.

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    110
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    All three of them sat down and Roxy explained. The end of the world was soon, and not because of y2k. Jade was destined to make a new universe. Theoretically, they could just offer her up to the system and wait out the apocalypse. Theoretically, Joey and Jude wouldn’t have to enter the medium at all. But then they’d be just as bad as their father.

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    An alternate universe where Jade was raised by Joey and Jude.

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    Dirk has a bit of an obsession with his twin brother Dave. As they grow apart and Dirk finds he won't get the sexual experience he wants from Dave, he'll have to settle for the next best thing. Dave's recent ex, Karkat. Luckily, Dirk and Karkat have something in common. They'll both think about Dave while having sex with someone who isn't Dave.

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    35
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