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    “Don’t tell Yennefer, but I know I can’t hide the crow’s feet any longer,” Jaskier continued, as though the lines weren’t witnesses of years spent smiling until his eyes crinkled. “I am not like I used to be.”

    “Your eyes are still blue.”

    Jaskier was quiet for a moment, just looking at Geralt, thinking, searching. “Most people’s eyes become blue when they get old.” There was something in his smile that seemed not quite wrong, but…wistful. “Your eyes will stay golden. Always young.”

    or: When Jaskier gets too old to accompany Geralt on his hunts, they retire to the coast. Sometimes it's hard, sometimes it's beautiful and sometimes it's devestating. But it is always, always worth it.

    Previously a one-shot called "To rest their weary wings"

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    24/24
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    Being an agent for the Redanian Secret Service is murder for one’s personal life— a lesson that Jaskier learned the hard way six months before, when his relationship with the love of his life, Geralt, crashed and burned. But when Jaskier’s cover is blown and a dangerous crime lord puts a bounty on his head, Geralt ends up in the crossfire.

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    2/2
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    378
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    68
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    After a night of drinking with his best friend, Jaskier ends up making an account on a sugar daddy app. He applies as a sugar baby in hopes of finding a mature man who has his life together. What starts off as a joke, ends in him falling face-first for Geralt, a 38-year-old who is looking for someone to spend time with.

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    24,397
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    210
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    670
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    118
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    9677
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    A year and a half after he pushed Jaskier away, Geralt is hired to kill a werewolf, and finds an unexpected familiar face.

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    11,218
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    31
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    519
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    47
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    3838
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    Geralt meets Jaskier when he has to take Ciri to an occupational therapist. It's awkward from the start.

    "Love the way you just sit and wait for your appointment - broodingly," a familiar and lovely voice says. 

    Geralt raises his head and sees Jaskier. He's wearing a blue leather jacket, a turquoise low cut top, soft and worn, underneath, tight jeans and brown boots. He's leaning on the wall and smiling at Geralt. His bangs, chestnut, soft and unruly, fall on his bright blue eyes - a mercy for sure, since Jaskier's eyes are so blue one shouldn't look at them directly, just like one shouldn't like at the sun without a proper protection. 

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    207
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    19
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    2853
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    "You know, funny thing, but theoretically, if I were to tell you that maybe, perhaps, perchance I wasn’t—"
    "Human? I know."

    *

    Jaskier thinks that Geralt knows what he is (a Faerie. More specifically, a puck).
    And Geralt thinks that he knows what Jaskier is (an Elf).
    When Jaskier gets dragged into a Faerie ring, Geralt overreacts, just a little.

    The Witcher meets the Faeries from A Midsummer Night's Dream meets That One Norse Myth Where Loki and Thor Dress in Drag.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    196
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    812
    Bookmarks:
    92
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    6876
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    Pankratz was the exact breed of professor that grated Geralt to the bone. All new-age learning styles that throw away any sort of examinations and insisting on his students calling him Jaskier. The bastard had a five-star rating on Rate My Professor, while Geralt was consistently stuck at 3 with students complaining his tests were difficult or lectures were boring. Lecture style teaching was all he knew; he wasn’t about to change that now based on the opinions of some eighteen-year-olds.

    Geralt- a grumpy, workaholic, history professor- meets the flamboyant music professor Dr. Pankratz and immediately develops a rivalry. When they are recruited to work on a project together said rivalry and the stewing sexual tension between them make things... complicated.

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    46,168
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    Comments:
    207
    Kudos:
    650
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    8713
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    Geralt arrived at the fairgrounds at six-thirty in the morning, happy to have once again fulfilled his goal of beating the rising sun. He parked his rusty blue pickup truck in a convenient corner and swung himself down out of the driver’s seat with a happy little sigh. He didn't have to be Geralt deRiv for the next three and a half months. He didn’t have to deal with any stupid rich kids or their even richer parents or their sorely neglected (but gorgeous) horses; it was going to be just him and Roach and the Faire.

    or

    Geralt and Jaskier are both spending their summer working at the Northern Redanian Renaissance Festival; Jaskier as a flower crown merchant and Geralt as a knight and trick-rider.

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    8/12
    Comments:
    157
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    286
    Bookmarks:
    46
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    4270
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    "If you wanted to- to invite me to your bed, you should have done it before you bound yourself to the side of a homicidal sorceress.”

    (Geraskier for the alphabet drabble challenge, E is for exclusive!)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    165
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    912
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    A retelling of the Witcher in a universe where Geralt is a captain in the U.N army, Jaskier is a war reporter. And this is what happened.

    Follows events of the geraskier episodes of season 1 and expend after

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    10,915
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    897
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    Jaskier, the wayward son of a Viscount, manages to get himself kidnapped by pirates twice in one week, but luckily for him, the second set of pirates doesn't seem to be as fearsome as their reputation. Especially considering they're Witchers. Through baths, ballroom dancing, and an undeniable mutual attraction with their Captain, Jaskier thoroughly makes himself part of the crew.

    Until he isn't.

    Geralt doesn't know how it happens. There's a werewolf and a baby and a lot of chest hair, and suddenly, Geralt has this warm feeling whenever that infuriating bard opens his mouth. It's not enough, he tells himself. He's got Ciri to worry about, a ship to run, and Jaskier isn't fit to live this life. It's not enough.

    Until it is.

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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    3944
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    Eskel, the mage, has been Geralt's friend and fuck buddy for a long time. Now it's time for something to change.

    Like Geralt using his words. That would be a nice change.

    Language:
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    1,890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    377
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    [...]“You will train more than any knight of any kingdom. You’ll go through the trials. The very few who survive will become witchers. Those who do will learn what true pain is. Get used to it.”
    Everything goes too fast, and too slow at the same time, trees and rain and life too blurry to make out the shapes of them. He remembers those words now, clear as day, and it's not related to the gaping wound on his thigh.[...]

    Or,

    [...]Jaskier's heart nearly stops twice in the morning. First, when he hears the door bang open. He comes back to life, though, when he turns and sees Geralt, apparently alive, standing in the doorframe.
    The second time his heart stops is when Geralt limps through the door and falls unconscious on the floor, a small pool of blood slowly growing under him.[...]

    Or,

    Two separate times where Geralt gets hurt, and Jaskier stitches him back together. The first one, he leaves. The second one, he’s forgiven.

    Or,

    What if I mixed a sickfic with a fix-it... and made it very loooong

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    11,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2212
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    "The bathwater is hot, so perfectly hot she’d had to lower herself in slowly, cursing between her teeth. Yennefer’s skin is flushed and sweltering. Rebel strands of her low bun are sticking to her neck."

    Yennefer drinks some wine and relaxes.

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    Words:
    638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    31
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    Almost like buttercups, it took Jaskier a lot of time and trouble to bloom and find his place in the world, but it wasn't all golden...

    (aka: yennefer was his mother way before he was jaskier)

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    English
    Words:
    17,767
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    478
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    5444
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    Geralt is a park ranger with a murderous resting face and an inexplicable hatred of world-famous popstar Jaskier.

    OR

    5k of absolutely-clueless-outsider POV, now with bonus features!

    Language:
    English
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    6,848
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    1729
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    Jaskier gets rescued from Niflgaard, Geralt uses his words, we all know the drill.
    Based on a request from anon

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    English
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    1,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    979
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    “Hmm, perhaps.” The man’s expression turned cagey as he looked Geralt over.

    Geralt heard the unspoken implication and sighed inwardly. “What do you want me to do?”

    Now the bookseller looked scandalized and it wasn’t an act. “Why would I….well, fuck.” Geralt blinked and the man continued. “You’re probably used to having people take advantage of your services. That’s beyond rude, it’s incomprehensible. People have no manners anymore.” He sighed, straightened his doublet. “I was going to ask you to dinner.”

    “What?” Geralt’s ears must be plugged.

    Another Jaskier/Geralt first meeting AU, where Jaskier is a bookseller and Geralt picks up a package for Triss, which should be the beginning and end of such an errand. Jaskier gives Geralt a priceless book for Vesemir, in return for dinner at his place. And as the seasons change, Geralt leaves Kaer Morhen and returns to Novigrad...and a bookseller whom he can't stop thinking about...

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    English
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    12,799
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    526
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    5336
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    When Eskel’s goat farm hits hard times, his employee, Deidre, comes up with a brilliant solution: offering goat yoga. Eskel is skeptical at first, but he’s won over by the charming, blue-eyed yoga instructor, Jaskier, and his collection of colorful leggings.

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    English
    Words:
    16,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    1592
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    Jaskier's nan has always warned him about the creatures that reside just beyond the treeline - when he grew up, the tales seemed less and less real, more myths and legends than the honest truth. That was, until he started working the night shift at the Denny's in the middle of the woods, and he met a certain Witcher.

    Everything takes a turn for the weirder when he manages to accidentally adopt a Ghoul. Just his luck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,100
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    549
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    6497

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