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A silly bet means a wealth more than it's intended.
Crowley's gaze turns into mischief. "Oh, so you're a better teacher than me, you say."
"Yes," Aziraphale says, roughed out. "That's exactly what I'm saying."
Crowley smirks, tips his tongue into the open space at the corner of his mouth. "Well, then, Mr. Cortese. How about if we test that?"
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Various short little things that I've written in Discord for various things that have prompted me to do so xD (formerly known as Various Discord Ficlets, but I wanted a nicer name)
I'm putting them here in case I want to expand on them later, which more than likely I will.
Ratings will range from G to E and be notated on each individual ficlet <3
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Suit Up by myfinejacksauce (murphywilling)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Mar 2022
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For the prompt: Suit and Tie
Before resuming their education/observation of Warlock as the tutors Cortese and Harrison, Aziraphale convinces Crowley to visit her tailor.
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- Part 2 of Non-TV Ineffable Wives
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A series of letters Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese kept hidden in the Dowling's mansion.
Most of them where never sent. Some of them where sent and never read. I'll let you choose the scenario most of the time. Enjoy 🖤These letters are independent of one another. None of them will follow a specific order.
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- Part 2 of Lost Letters - Mr. H & Mr. C
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First part of a series of letters Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese kept hidden in the Dowling's mansion.
Most of them where never sent. Some of them where sent and never read. I'll let you choose the scenario most of the time.These letters are independent one of the other. None of them will follow a specific order.
Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them ♥
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- Part 1 of Lost Letters - Mr. H & Mr. C
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One of the two individuals sat at the bar and nursing a premature glass of Beaujolais could be quite clearly identified as not being a member of the homo sapiens species. The other sported two large, fluffy ears and a long, hairy muzzle that was conveniently submerged in an apple martini.
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- Part 13 of Good Omens Fluff & Banter
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Two walnuts attempt to educate the child they believe is the Antichrist. Or, alternatively, 500 words about Aziraphale rubbing Crowley the wrong way.
He'll probably rub him the right way later, but this is a SFW Guess the Author round.CW: Brief mention of the words blood and dismemberment. Nobody's actually bleeding or getting dismembered. Warlock's ten, he likes gross subjects.
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- Part 22 of Five Hundred Word Ficlets
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sorta, kinda godfathers by ImJustPassingThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?
Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.Series
- Part 7 of backwards omens
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The Primal Scene by hanap, lookitsstevie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Feb 2021
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Harriet notices that there’s a crack of light at the end of the hallway coming from the door to the library, and her mood brightens considerably. Perhaps the tutors are still here, putting together their lessons for the next day before they leave for the night. She leans down to pick up a piece of cloth that’s fallen on the rug. Her breath catches in her throat when she realizes what it is – a necktie with a familiar tartan pattern.
She nearly drops the tie in shock at the unmistakable sound coming from the closed door of the library. A sharp, quickly stifled moan.
[Or: Harriet Dowling accidentally bears witness to divine ecstasy.]
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such a mark of love... (have you no idea that you're in deep?) by MovesLikeBucky for Euterpein
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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Sometimes he wonders what it would be like, to slip into bed alongside Aziraphale, to curl up close to him sleeping. These thoughts won’t do, of course. They’ll never have that kind of freedom.
He thinks of Aziraphale’s fingers, quickly and deftly writing lines on the chalkboard. Of the laughter lines that crinkle around his eyes when he smiles. Of the twinkle he gets in his eye when they verbally spar in the classroom, arguing over this bit of history or that bit of science. No one gets Crowley quite like Aziraphale does, no one ever has and no one ever will.
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- Part 6 of 12 Days of Blasphemy 2020
- Part 6 of Ineffable Tutors
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“I’m doing nothing?” Crowley shakes Aziraphale just a bit, just enough to drive his point home. He doesn’t know why Aziraphale hasn’t made a move yet. He could easily overpower Crowley if he wanted to, but he stays still against the shelving. Quiet judgement painting his features. “I’m the one doing nothing, you sit there and you wait for me to make the move, for me to go first, for me to put my neck on the line, and I’m the one doing nothing?!”
Aziraphale takes a deep breath, Crowley does, too. All at once a wire snaps.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Tutors
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Stolen Moment by Phoenix_Soar for theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Nov 2020
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‘You know, Mr Cortese,’ he drawls, ‘I’ve noticed you looking my way an awful lot these few years. A man could get the wrong idea, you understand.’
At the end of their employment as Warlock Dowling’s tutors, one Mr Cortese and one Mr Harrison steal an intimate moment together, during the first snow of their last night, before they must inevitably return to being hereditary enemies.
Update: Now with art by wargoddess9!
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- Part 18 of We Were in Screaming Colour
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Vignettes for kinktober prompt fills. All of them written in 20 minutes or less in Discord sprints.
Aziraphale and Crowley through the ages, experimenting and learning with each other.
Notes on specific fills at the beginning of each chapter.
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23. Pegging by Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Oct 2020
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Warlock has two tutors, Mr Harrison and Miss Cortese. A small glimpse into their free time.
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- Part 18 of Ineffable Kinktober 2020
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Lesson Planning by Euterpein
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2020
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“Are you ready, Mr Harrison?” Aziraphale whispered, right in his ear, and Crowley shuddered violently.
“Yes,” he answered, fervently, feverishly.
And then, Aziraphale moved.
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- Part 9 of Ficlets/Event Fills
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Murder Is Like by SylWritesStuff for skimmingthesurface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Oct 2020
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When Mr. Cortese and Mr. Harrison stumble across a deceased servant, there can only be one culprit. The Antichrist may be seven, but that's surely old enough to awaken some of his darkest powers.
Or is it? It's up to one demon and one angel to find out.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Ghost Wranglers
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And today Crowley had worn tartan socks. Aziraphale had noticed as he watched Crowley teaching Warlock maths (Crowley had always been regrettably good at maths; Warlock was shaping up to be much the same). Crowley had deigned to perch on top of the desk in the library they were using as a one-student classroom, crossing one leg up over his bony knee. The cuff of his trousers had ridden up just enough that the pattern was evident. A tiny peek of beige and tan crosshatch, unmistakable to Aziraphale, who’s been wearing that pattern for centuries.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Tutors
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Putting one and one together by nightbloomingcereus for doorwaytoparadise
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Sep 2020
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In which Warlock Dowling's tutors are very, very married, even if they never say so in so many words.
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This Love is Ineffable by PrincessDianaArtemis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley had been made for one another - whether it be in Heaven or on Earth.
It’s ineffable, after all.
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- Part 8 of Ineffable Husbands AU Week
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What We Do in the Dowling Estate by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Sep 2020
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A film crew follows Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese, private tutors hired to educate Warlock Dowling, the son of an American Ambassador.