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    A silly bet means a wealth more than it's intended.

    Crowley's gaze turns into mischief. "Oh, so you're a better teacher than me, you say."

    "Yes," Aziraphale says, roughed out. "That's exactly what I'm saying."

    Crowley smirks, tips his tongue into the open space at the corner of his mouth. "Well, then, Mr. Cortese. How about if we test that?"

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    Various short little things that I've written in Discord for various things that have prompted me to do so xD (formerly known as Various Discord Ficlets, but I wanted a nicer name)

    I'm putting them here in case I want to expand on them later, which more than likely I will.

    Ratings will range from G to E and be notated on each individual ficlet <3

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    For the prompt: Suit and Tie

    Before resuming their education/observation of Warlock as the tutors Cortese and Harrison, Aziraphale convinces Crowley to visit her tailor.

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    A series of letters Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese kept hidden in the Dowling's mansion.
    Most of them where never sent. Some of them where sent and never read. I'll let you choose the scenario most of the time. Enjoy 🖤

    These letters are independent of one another. None of them will follow a specific order.

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    First part of a series of letters Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese kept hidden in the Dowling's mansion.
    Most of them where never sent. Some of them where sent and never read. I'll let you choose the scenario most of the time.

    These letters are independent one of the other. None of them will follow a specific order.

    Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them ♥

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    One of the two individuals sat at the bar and nursing a premature glass of Beaujolais could be quite clearly identified as not being a member of the homo sapiens species. The other sported two large, fluffy ears and a long, hairy muzzle that was conveniently submerged in an apple martini.

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    Two walnuts attempt to educate the child they believe is the Antichrist. Or, alternatively, 500 words about Aziraphale rubbing Crowley the wrong way. He'll probably rub him the right way later, but this is a SFW Guess the Author round.

    CW: Brief mention of the words blood and dismemberment. Nobody's actually bleeding or getting dismembered. Warlock's ten, he likes gross subjects.

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    Harriet notices that there’s a crack of light at the end of the hallway coming from the door to the library, and her mood brightens considerably. Perhaps the tutors are still here, putting together their lessons for the next day before they leave for the night. She leans down to pick up a piece of cloth that’s fallen on the rug. Her breath catches in her throat when she realizes what it is – a necktie with a familiar tartan pattern.

    She nearly drops the tie in shock at the unmistakable sound coming from the closed door of the library. A sharp, quickly stifled moan.

    [Or: Harriet Dowling accidentally bears witness to divine ecstasy.]

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    Sometimes he wonders what it would be like, to slip into bed alongside Aziraphale, to curl up close to him sleeping. These thoughts won’t do, of course. They’ll never have that kind of freedom.

    He thinks of Aziraphale’s fingers, quickly and deftly writing lines on the chalkboard. Of the laughter lines that crinkle around his eyes when he smiles. Of the twinkle he gets in his eye when they verbally spar in the classroom, arguing over this bit of history or that bit of science. No one gets Crowley quite like Aziraphale does, no one ever has and no one ever will.

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    “I’m doing nothing?” Crowley shakes Aziraphale just a bit, just enough to drive his point home. He doesn’t know why Aziraphale hasn’t made a move yet. He could easily overpower Crowley if he wanted to, but he stays still against the shelving. Quiet judgement painting his features. “I’m the one doing nothing, you sit there and you wait for me to make the move, for me to go first, for me to put my neck on the line, and I’m the one doing nothing?!”

    Aziraphale takes a deep breath, Crowley does, too. All at once a wire snaps.

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    ‘You know, Mr Cortese,’ he drawls, ‘I’ve noticed you looking my way an awful lot these few years. A man could get the wrong idea, you understand.’

    At the end of their employment as Warlock Dowling’s tutors, one Mr Cortese and one Mr Harrison steal an intimate moment together, during the first snow of their last night, before they must inevitably return to being hereditary enemies.

     

    Update: Now with art by wargoddess9!

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    Vignettes for kinktober prompt fills. All of them written in 20 minutes or less in Discord sprints.

    Aziraphale and Crowley through the ages, experimenting and learning with each other.

    Notes on specific fills at the beginning of each chapter.

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    Warlock has two tutors, Mr Harrison and Miss Cortese. A small glimpse into their free time.

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    “Are you ready, Mr Harrison?” Aziraphale whispered, right in his ear, and Crowley shuddered violently.

     

    “Yes,” he answered, fervently, feverishly.

     

    And then, Aziraphale moved.

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    When Mr. Cortese and Mr. Harrison stumble across a deceased servant, there can only be one culprit. The Antichrist may be seven, but that's surely old enough to awaken some of his darkest powers.

    Or is it? It's up to one demon and one angel to find out.

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    And today Crowley had worn tartan socks. Aziraphale had noticed as he watched Crowley teaching Warlock maths (Crowley had always been regrettably good at maths; Warlock was shaping up to be much the same). Crowley had deigned to perch on top of the desk in the library they were using as a one-student classroom, crossing one leg up over his bony knee. The cuff of his trousers had ridden up just enough that the pattern was evident. A tiny peek of beige and tan crosshatch, unmistakable to Aziraphale, who’s been wearing that pattern for centuries.

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    In which Warlock Dowling's tutors are very, very married, even if they never say so in so many words.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley had been made for one another - whether it be in Heaven or on Earth.

    It’s ineffable, after all.

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    A film crew follows Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese, private tutors hired to educate Warlock Dowling, the son of an American Ambassador.

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