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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

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    (Technically 23/365)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,371
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    413
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    Hood used to check for him when he'd pull up flexing
    Now he check under the hood before he start the engine
    Came out the stash house, something didn't smell right
    He on the ground trying to look up in the tail pipe
    Mighty fall for a mighty man
    Had a manicure, now it's dirt and oil on his hands

    6/365

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    52
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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,718
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1059
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,888
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2996
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    Terezi finds a baby lizard at school, but when it escapes her pocket she needs Vriska's help to distract the teacher so she can find it again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,151
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1059
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    В котором Карката Вантаса приводит на музыкальный фестиваль его лучшая подруга, чтобы она могла вблизи познакомиться со своей любимой музыканткой.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    6,541
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    80
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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,429
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    206
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    After traveling the world for years and years it's time to settle down and leave your vagabond past behind you. Though maybe becoming a maid for the second most dangerous mafia gang in midnight city through craigslist is probably a bad idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    213
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    Third installment of my Lyricstuck scripts. This one is No Children, by The Mountain Goats

    I can't draw good so I write the lyricstuck instead. Link to the song to accompany the reading is in the author's notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    56
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    It’s been a little over year and a half since the graduation ceremony where the kids passed high school. Everyone continued on with their lives by working, going to college, and going on dates with their significant others. The world is still divided on their beliefs about the relatively new species that has arrived on earth, so the Trolls will have to learn to adapt to a new homeworld. However, time is changing. The world won’t be the same after a interspecies couple discovers learn some shocking news about themselves. Or, in other words, Terezi becomes pregnant with half human half troll offspring a few months before her wedding day.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,169
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    518
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    When it comes to life's injustices, holla' at your resident coffee shop employee Eridan Ampora for a daily dose of insecurities, follies, and just plain misfortunes buried deep within a sea troll's psyche. In other words, he's almost a hundred and eleven percent sure he is completely insane.

    And this stupid mutant were-bear isn't helping.

    Whereas another, albeit semi-incorporeal Aradia Medigo just kinda floats around, minding her own business. Don't pay attention to her, oh no, she doesn't really exist anymore. Yep, just allow her a peaceful unrest in her graveyard- it's her home now.

    At least, she would be nonexistent if this rainbow drinker would stop incriminating her of fashion-related felonies.

    And Snowman is the poor yahoo in the middle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,349
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    152
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    or "The MSPA Snapchat Never Stopped Being a Thing, and Jujus Never Stopped Being Indestructable"

    A continuation of the MSPAofficial snapchat and an exploration of the ramifications of Earth C's newest exile on the people who worked so hard to escape him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    656
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    114
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    First installment of my Lyricstuck scripts. This one is Guys and Dolls, from the musical Guys and Dolls.

    I can't draw good so I write the lyricstuck instead. Link to the song to accompany the reading is in the author's notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    42
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    Slick and Paint go for a picnic in the park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    130
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    You never could keep your heart guarded from the wounded. Why would you? He was lonely in that bed, and so were you. So you talked, like grown carapacians do. He'd vent about his past, and you'd giggle as he got worked up, which brought him right back down. Sometimes, when the human and the unsettling centaur butler were away, you would crawl into his sickbed and lay on his chest, reading to him. Or, sometimes, you would both lay there together and do nothing at all. He was so different around you than he was around the others. But things happened — some sort of narrative climax you don't really know much about — and you thought you would never see him again.

    And then, you did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    263
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    Once upon a time, in a far away forest, there lived a Dersite Carapacian named Spades Slick whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying trolls, humans, carapacians and leprechauns. They were all banished from their homes by the evil Grand Highblood. Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Slick cuts a deal with Highblood and sets out to rescue Princess Paint to be the Highblood's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret. Can Spades Slick, along with the help of an annoying carapacian who insists he's the mayor of Can Town and a mutant-blooded troll whose goal is to make peace with the highbloods, succeed in their quest?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,115
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    The trolls have lost Alternia and all of their territories to an alien invasion and had to escape to a new planet. The remaining trolls are weakened due to being overtaken by an opposing force greater then them. The trolls land on earth where they are greeted with unhappy humans. The trolls don't want a war they can't win, so they make a peace treaty to let the troll live peacefully. Some humans aren't as friendly as others. This is the story of how they adapt to the new world the live in.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    98,209
    Chapters:
    43/43
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2301
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    The Game is over and done with. It’s time to head out to the new universe and start again. It’s time to go forward.

    You should have known better though.

    Even if you leave the game it will always be with you.

    ————————————

    Earth C isn’t what anyone expected. And now with the kids adjusting to a new life, the Games remnants coming to haunt them, and a ridiculous amount of mystery surrounding the nature of the world they have created, will they be prepared for the next step?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,629
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2697
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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    Permanently incomplete; final chapter outlines original story ideas.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,139
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2569

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