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    Jack Noir was the last person who should be Queen of Derse. Unfortunately, he was. And unfortunately, he needed a King.

    A self-indulgent AU where Jack becomes Queen of Derse after killing the former Queen.

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    English
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    1/?
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    4
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    8
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    1
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    A Stabdads story. (Based on a fictive's source memories)

    https://spadestuckinfo.carrd.co/

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    English
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    8/8
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    Nine months after entering the new universe, all the sprites died. Nine years later, Hal Strider reckons with living life as his own person, and faces his past.

    [Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the main characters chose not to skip five thousand years ahead in time, and instead settled down to help rebuild civilization as their world's creators.]

    10 YEARS POST-LANDING

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/16
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    116
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    1,804
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    A collection of Carapacian-centered stories set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, aka "Luna's Sandbox Earth C," where the characters chose to build civilization themselves rather than skip forward five thousand years. (An anthology series, set at many different points in the timeline.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
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    78
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    77
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    5
    Hits:
    918
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    January 5th, 2024: "coming apart at the seams and/or teasing + jane"

    To send a prompt: post a comment, or send me a DM on tumblr (@melsnack)

    Hope you enjoy! Let me know what you think!

    Language:
    English
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    16,272
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    5,194
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    In the wake of a less than stellar first contact, the Alternian Empire and the Governments of Earth have reached an uneasy alliance. As a neat little side effect, those seeking to escape the Empire's long reach are starting to settle on this brave, new world.
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    Karkat is new to this planet, and everything to do with it. As a refugee with his family from the Empire, he's been chosen to take part in a galactic exchange program at a local human school. With barely enough of a grasp on English to make it across town in one piece, he just wants to keep his head down and survive. Unluckily for him, he met Dave Strider.
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    Dave knows three things about trolls: they're big, they're mean, and that the first time they laid eyes on Earth they made it pretty fucking clear just what they would have done if humans hadn't shot first. And now they're sending them into schools. His school, specifically. As if highschool didn't suck enough.

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    English
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    38,250
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    82
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    188
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    35
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    2,749
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    There was only one real rule in figure drawing class: no photography. It was a rule so simple that everyone in class had no issue abiding by it. But Karkat Vantas? Well, he always did have a problem with authority.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    549
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    Do you feel like post-canon Homestuck sucks? Not as good as the real canon? Yeah, same. Which is why I'm writing THIS.

    My own remake of post-canon, but WORSE!
    (I'm not lying about that, or maybe I am, It's a matter of perspective)

    This is 25 chapters of continual degradation of story and character as a metaphor for how the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are fucking terrible and ruined everything. And don't take that lightly, trust me, there's a LOT I cut out of this story (and just LOOK at the warnings, jeez...) so that it isn't too fucked up. Enjoy your stay :)

    Oh yeah, you also might wanna read my other works to get a sense of what the fuck is happening, don't worry, there are only short 16 stories you'll need to catch up on ;))

    Tags will be updated with every new chapter (2 chapters will come out together, don't expect time consistency)

    The title is a reference none of you will get.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/25
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    2,584
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    Be Diamonds Droog ==>

    Your only motive in doing this was to at least attempt to salvage your evening and have a bit of fun, though, you suppose, this very well may be your ticket to getting under Slick's skin as much as he's been getting under yours. Picking up his ex in front of him? Not that you're particularly proud of the idea of using a lady in such a manner. Not when she's been such amiable company so far...though you suppose it couldn't hurt to up the ante. Moments like this almost make you wish you were a better man.
    "What are you doing after this, Ms. Paint?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    264
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    Who would have thought house sitting for one afternoon would somehow lead to defending large reptiles from creatures dressed in goofy attire after the world ended? Makes me almost wish I went to that stupid parade, even if our last moments together would be spent watching death descent from above.
    Heh.
    Who am I kidding?
    I miss them so much.

    Language:
    English
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    6,505
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    3
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    "Date me, Dave Strider." Those are the magic words that will earn you a fortnight of high school romance... if you're lucky.

    When Dave takes on a long-term dare - be asked out by and date someone new every two weeks, or else lose his shining reputation - he expects to get through it no problem. And there are no problems. After all, who doesn't want a chance to date one of the most popular students at Skaia High?
    Enter Karkat. He has no interest in Dave whatsoever. And he certainly isn't interested in asking him out.
    So how did they get into this mess?

    Tags update with chapters.

    Language:
    English
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    65,412
    Chapters:
    24/30
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    8,129
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    Fuck it, Foster AU.

    ON HIATUS

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,365
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    60,825
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    250
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
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    She tastes like tea and smells like Cherry Blossom and Peach.

    She doesn't need magic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    67
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    Twelve [?] trolls play a game, which will definitely not be empty and dead.

    But let’s see what the trolls’ perspectives were during Lorien Amaris.
    Act I - A World Doomed From the start.
    Chapter 1-6
    Act II - Manipulator of Heart.
    Chapter 7-15
    Intermission : Midnight
    Chapter 16-25
    Act III - Ruins and Iodine
    Chapter 26-36
    Act IV - The Sylph
    Chapter 37-???

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    English
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    81,018
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    326
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    Thirteen years after landing on Earth C, Karkat revisits his old enemy, the Ectobiology Apparatus, and breeds a fuckton of grubs. Chaos ensues from there.

     

    [13 years/6 sweeps Post-Landing]

    (Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe - our heroes did not travel forward five thousand years after terraforming the planet, instead opting to settle and forge Earth C's civilization with their own hands. Whether this was a good idea or not remains to be seen. Also, All Kinds of Bullshit.

    This was originally saved as my "Ectobiology Wishfic" and spiraled into whatever the fuck is going on now - i.e., this is where it all began.. Prepare for heavy self-indulgence. You have been warned.)

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    English
    Words:
    74,034
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,574
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    Slick reflects on just how much Ms. Paint means to him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    69
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    Today just doesn't seem to be going well all around you but you try not to let that bring you down as you try to tend to your boys.

    Luckily, your boys return the favor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,609
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    Language:
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    1/1
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    1
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    59
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    Finding themselves in a new universe, Rose and Kanaya must navigate the world of Chainsaw Man. There they will encounter enemies (new and old), find friends, and most importantly... be silly.

     

    (Super duper self-indulgent au, they mean everything to me)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,880
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166

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