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    After his last adventure, Artemis Fowl II has returned home. He has two new brothers, a new set of magical powers and a new woman he's looking to impress. However, when Artemis tries to perform the ritual to renew his powers, the consequences throw him back in time, before he had any adventures with the LEP. With no friends and a dissolving mind, Artemis runs on borrowed time.

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    the best laid schemes of mice and men go oft awry

    or, in which artemis never regains his memories after the mind wipe

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    es·cha·tol·o·gy
    /ˌeskəˈtäləjē/
    noun
    the part of theology concerned with death, judgment, and the final destiny of the soul and of humankind


    In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A magic au.
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    Young genius Artemis Fowl has been the mastermind behind numerous spells, despite not being a wizard. However, with his father missing and potential enemies from his family history, Artemis is forced to use darker methods to gain help in locating his father. However, this cascades into an unexpected disaster. With the threat of war, how will Artemis react?

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    At the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis arranged for future business enterprises with Mulch Diggums. Once again, his business pursuits will cross paths with the LEP Recon, particularly one officer named Captain Holly Short. This time, she is in need of his assistance. Spoilers: Books 1-3 and editing for flair. There is a rather large probability the rating will have to go up.

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    “I was under the impression that we were on a date,” Holly sneers.
    “So was I,” Artemis says icily. “But clearly you would never be interested in a coward such as myself, Ms. Short, so forgive me for troubling you. I wish you the best of luck with the upcoming season.”
    “Fuck you, Fowl,” Holly spits, and leaves him standing there.

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    When a vicious review of the New York City Ballet's last season goes viral, Holly does her best to put it behind her; she has a rising career as a dancer to focus on, and if she stops for every internet troll with a large vocabulary, she'll never get anywhere.

    Naturally, of course, fate has other plans. It's a small world, after all.

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    "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a spy in possession of a boring mission, must be in want of some excitement." — Jane Austin, sort of

    M16 knows that there's something very valuable concealed within the walls of the British Museum, and Alex is tasked with casing the museum until the British government is able to discern exactly what and where this object of interest is. It's a simple mission — almost a vacation, really.

    It's a pity that Alex is about to discover that things can never remain simple when Artemis is involved.

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    Wing Commander Vinyáya takes an interest in Root's efforts to recover Captain Short, Section Eight gets involved, and this whole business could all have been avoided if Root had only addressed the gaping flaws in Recon's operating procedures earlier. (AU of the first book, part of a WIP project, and somewhat meta)

     "Get me an outside line to E1. This Fowl person seems to know all of our rules, so it's time to break a few."

     NEW: Absent figures come back to haunt Artemis.

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    Artemis was always misunderstood and when an accident forces him to rely on a family both new and old that doesn't know him as well as they think he does he has to let them closer then he's comfortable with.

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    Foaly's aunt joins the rest at Fowl Manor for the holidays. Artemis has a little fun. Humor, drabble.

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    A story can have a happy or sad ending. Rarely, when they're both, victory is often bittersweet and the tears of war roll down past smiling lips. Some A/H, twisted plans for revenge, a bit of muttered humor, feasible plots and the sweet, sweet scent of grass and citrus.

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    The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when an ancient plague threatens to erase the magic of the People. With hostages, space-time and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

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    Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

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    After the events of The Last Guardian, Holly and Artemis start to tell each other stories.

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    Artemis has committed one of the greatest sins even if Alex says it isn't. He killed someone to save the one he loved above all else. However not all is exactly as is seems. The day after Artemis is banished from the Lower Elements he vanishes without a trace. Along with his adoptive older brother Alexander Fowl. Five years later someone is stalking Holly. Someone not of her world or even universe.

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    Cinder visits the junkyard in search of a spare part, not a dwarf.

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    After the techno-crash of 2012, fairy and human criminals have been working in conjunction at a rate that is increasing drastically. In order to combat this new threat to both human and faeries alike, a special task force comprised of none other than Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Foaly, the Butler siblings, and Artemis Fowl himself, is assembled along with a new recruit to provide assistance on the human front. The newcomer, biologist Leigh Hardy, is ready and raring to go, but has a secret she's desperate to keep. Will the team be better for it, or will her reckless behavior throw Artemis and the gang in peril?

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    This is where I'll be posting various short story bits of my series "The Living Complex" that don't make it into the story. I sometimes write stuff that I like and want to share but doesn't really fit in the story.

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    У Элфи День рождения, и она открывает подарки. Среди них есть сюрприз: таинственная посылка с запиской от неизвестного... Кто же это?

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    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly.

    Disclaimer: We own nothing and make no money off of this. All characters, fandoms, quotes, and references belong to their creators. We're only borrowing them! However, we do own Cats are Weird, Snooky, Stanley, Camel, Foofy, Camel's mom, Anna, Miranda, Elaine, Anna the Elf, and all other original characters AND the storyline. Thanks!

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