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    David starts a Knitting Group, takes up crochet and knitting, and helps play matchmaker to various townies.

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    A Schitt's Creek fan video to the song Secrets by Rachael Jenkins

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    Patrick meets a drifter. Or he thinks the man is a drifter, anyway.

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    Well, this is the crossover nobody asked for.

    Reproducing Schitt's Creek, Reddit style. Join our favourite lovable characters as they turn to Reddit to ask if they were the assholes, rant or rave.

    Each chapter is a different character and a different scene/plot, unless it is an update.

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    Patrick decides to volunteer at the town's new community garden. It's a far dirtier job than he bargained for.

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    Ruth can scream. She can wail. She can effortlessly hit the kind of notes that Axl Rose has to warm up for, jumping from pitch to pitch with the kind of abandon that seems like precision. And she knows how to dial it back, following Patrick's lead with an obvious ease that startles Stevie. When their voices meld together, Ruth matching him beat for beat, note by note, Stevie can't help herself.

    She catches Mutt's eye, tilting her head towards the vocalists, and bites back a grin when the two of them join in.

    And the funny thing is: this shouldn't be so effortlessly easy. The four of them have never played together before.

    Voting her into the band, though, is the easiest decision that Stevie's ever made.

    --

    OR: Stevie hates when people tell her to smile. After Ruth joins her band, though, she can't stop smiling.

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    Alexis is still captivating as ever, even while wearing forest green snow pants and a North Face fleece.

    It’s been years, really, if Twyla stops pretending that she only just noticed how she can never stop noticing Alexis in the cafe (and the Wobbly Elm) (and Rose Apothecary) (and around town during her runs) a few months ago.

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    "I performed in my all-boy's high school's Christmas Pageant. It wasn't actually a huge part, until I decided to write an original song entitled 'Mary Christmas, Baby.'" -Patrick

    "I was offered the part of the wise man, but I turned it down. I played myrrh." -David

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    This is a Gilmore Girls AU. You don't have to be familiar with Gilmore Girls in order to enjoy this although there may be some spoilers. Basically, David Rose moves to Schitt's Hollow to raise his daughter, Dani. David Rose is Lorelei, Dani is Rory and Patrick is Luke. As for the other characters, they are a mishmash of both shows.

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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    Patrick Brewer's a member of one of the biggest boy bands of the moment. But he wants out. Along comes Alexis Rose and turns his life upside down in a very good way.

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    “Patrick? What are you thinking? I don’t like that look.”

    “We could do a haunted house.”

    “No. No, no, no, no, nope. We are not doing that. Haunted houses are incorrect!”

    In which we discover yet another thing David finds incorrect; the question is, who will win the debate this time?

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    David was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unnerving.

    “Is this your idea of foreplay?”
    Patrick’s lips twitched. “We can skip it if it’s not to your liking.”
    ”I don’t know.” He said, just to see what would happen.
    There was no anger or violence on Patrick’s face. He spoke softly. “Kiss me, then.”
    Somehow that made him shivered. “Is that a command?”

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    "How, um... How do you feel about... flavored wines?"

    "What, like Herb Ertlinger's fruit wines?" Stevie pulls a face, obviously not having caught on yet.

    David takes a deep, only-mildly-mortified breath, hoping she will. "No, like. I mean, what really is a red wine, anyways? Like, sure, it's got a different color from white, but different people like them because they taste different. So I was just wondering. Since you're a red drinker. Is it... the label, or the grapes, or... the taste? What if--I mean--you made a wine out of white grapes but you pissed off Dionysus or the scientists worked their magic or whatever and it came out tasting like a red?"

    "Okay, David, I think you are vastly overestimating how picky I am about wine--and also how much I, like, know about wine? Because I know this is a metaphor but I have no idea what you're talking about."

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    A reimagining of the events of Carl's Funeral & Honeymoon (where David and Stevie talk sexuality, hook up, and break up) in which David Rose is a trans man.

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    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

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    "Okay," Johnny said, clapping his hands to get his children's attention. "Here’s how we solve this one: old rule out. New rule: Alexis can date..." Alexis's eye lit up, and David gaped. Johnny pointed at his son. "...when he does."

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    The 10 Things I Hate About You AU I finally got out of my head and into a document.

    This fic is complete, and chapters will be posted daily.

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    Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.

    Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.

    Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?

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    A day in the barn life, feat. various plants, oppressive summer heat, and Mutt quietly having emotions about literally everything.

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    My name is Alexis Rose. But you knew that already, didn't you?

     

    There's no need for shyness. You don't need to pretend that you didn't Google me before you read this article, or that you don't know who I am. I shouldn't misspeak, though: you think you know who I am. You have an idea of who Alexis Rose is.

    Maybe you've never seen any of my movies. Maybe you think I'm washed up, someone only your parents care about. Maybe you think I'm irrelevant. Maybe you think I'm a whore.

    Oh, don't duck your head. I guarantee you're not the first person to ever let that idea enter your mind, and you won't be the last.

    In 2015, Alexis Rose pens a tell-all for Vogue, promising to finally tell the truth about all seven of those infamous husbands and then some...

     

    Podfic of The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose.

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    Jake and Mutt invite Patrick on a canoe trip. Or did they invite him for a threesome? Only time will tell.

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