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    JAKE: You didnt know?
    DIRK: I kind of just rode in on my badass steed, so I’m gonna need the lowdown here.



    On a quest bequeathed to him from some late paternal asshole, Dirk (and Dave, begrudgingly), arrive at the charming little town Silverdale. Unbeknownst to them, this town is not as peaceful as it seems, and they are quickly dragged into a much larger ordeal than either anticipated.

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    Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
    And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
    All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
    If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.

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    alternate title: timeline shenanigans: the fic

    what happens when pieces are placed on the board that aren't supposed to be there?

    Current Act: Act 3
    Illustrations in chp.: 2, 6, 8, 14, 19, 28, 31, 46

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    52/?
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    Paradox Space is well a paradox, so naturally an AU has an AU.
    "It's less about things going to our plan, but more about messing with someone else's."

    It is recommended you read or listen to Homestuck: Alternate Universe by FunkMcLovin.
    Any direct passages from the original work are used with permission.

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    “Иди на улицу, побегай. Мне надо увидеть Дирка.”
    Дейв как-то потускнел. “Хочешь увидеть Бро? Ну, он наверное на диване.”
    Это тоже должно было дать Джейку понять, что с Дирком неладно. Но он жизнерадостно всё проигнорировал и зашёл внутрь.

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    It is worth noting that you are, as of next week, forty years old. Nevertheless your mother holds claim to a large portion of your consideration if nothing else, and you are a firm supporter of respecting one's parents among other elderly folk.

    And so, despite your severe shortage of personal investment in a suitor, you agree to having dinner with this allegedly fascinating fellow who has your mother's attention.

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    The legends said not to stand within the ring of mushrooms, lest one get whisked away to the fey realm.

    It's a pity that Johnathan Egbert never listened to such lessons.

    Alternately: John is a fool and Dave has to come to his rescue.

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    Roxy Lalonde, weary from caring for a sixteen year old she can't understand and living a life without purpose, finds a kind soul in a bar. She never wants her to leave.

    (momnanna old woman yuri moment. yippee!!)

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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    Soldier. Summoner. Saint. Orphaned and expendable, Solliksa Starkov is a soldier who knows she may not survive her first trek across the Shadow Fold- a swath of unnatural darkness crawling with monsters. But when her regiment is attacked, Solliksa unleashes dormant magic not even she knew she possessed.
    Book 1 Part 1.

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    Eridan has had enough of his dad. The house he lives in stopped being a home a while ago, and he's looking for a safe haven.

    Cronus is not expecting his baby brother on his doorstep.

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    It's a Game Over. But as Terezi begins to plan how to fix things, it turns out that Rose wasn't quite dead just yet and she has a few additions to the retcon plan.

    or

    how the archival staff of the Magnus institute end up in a different kind of apocalypse.

    (Warning: Crow Strider AU of Homestuck. I have a basic idea of what entails written down bellow if you have never read it before but it implies there are differences for regular Homestuck, just so you don't jump the gun and then become confused. Also I recommend reading the AU because the art is good, all the characters get screen time AND character development, even the less popular ones, and everyone lives)

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    At the moment the Handmaid's youngest self was leaping through the windows of Scratch's mansion, blissfully unaware of the futility of her actions, while her oldest self was fighting and dying against the Condesce.

    She was going to die. She accepted that, welcomed it. But that fury of rebellion from her youth, which Scratch had thought he had beaten out of her, remained. That part of her that demanded she throw chairs and raise her middle finger at any and all opportunity. It remained, nothing more than a spark, and now looking upon the last of her wayward cross-dimensional companions the Handmaid decided to indulge the urge in her final moments. The last clarion call, a final fuck you to her masters.

    She liked that.

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    21/?
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    Dave's bro dies when he's seventeen.

    _______

    Alternatively: Dave catalogues everything that Bro has left behind in a series of broken vignettes. Until, of course, everything connects.

    (title from for the love of music by Vylet Pony)

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    Jade

    Iwill be adding more to this because I'm having great ideas from my friend thank you Jakerton. Thank you my grandson.

     

    This gets better as it goes on trust me...

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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    A baby boy is born.

    (Originally conceived - heh - for the Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition's first monthly writing competition - September 2023, "off-screen scene.")

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    Who would have thought house sitting for one afternoon would somehow lead to defending large reptiles from creatures dressed in goofy attire after the world ended? Makes me almost wish I went to that stupid parade, even if our last moments together would be spent watching death descent from above.
    Heh.
    Who am I kidding?
    I miss them so much.

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