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    And then they were roommates.

    Adam and Andrew are best friends turned roommates turned co-workers. Andrew is searching for a new roommate since Adam lives at the Harvard campus with Neil Josten. And Andrew's roommate turns out to be a certain blue-eyed boy who Adam knows. Will Adam face Ronan Lynch again? After breaking his heart or will he choose to not face him at all? And will Neil find out that Andrew has a thing for him? Or will Andrew have to make a grand confession of love?

    This is a story about friendships, caring and most importantly, finding love in the cracks that time leaves.

    (Updates every Monday and Wednesday!)

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    Neil Josten goes to the Nest for Andrew, but he stays for a lot more.

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    "I'm sorry Coach," he muttered.

    "For what kid?" Wymack shifted. "You've got to give me something to work with here."

    Wymack watched the thin traces of sorrow as paper exchanged hands and he was looking down at a contract with the Edgar Allan Raven's.

    "I signed them Coach, I'm sorry."

    ~

    The one where Neil doesn't come back from Winter Break.

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    Even though Neil doesn't mind that the swan he affectionately named Honker keeps returning to his cottage, he is growing a bit worried over Honker's reluctance to talk to him. So Neil decides if he wants to become friends, he's going to have to gain the swan's trust.

    On the flip side, Andrew isn't sure why he keeps returning to Neil's cottage. The witch is distracting, makes good food, and is the only human he's come across since he's been cursed. And he also can't deny that Neil pushes all his buttons in the right way, and that's going to become a problem.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew and Neil bond over the three months after the curse was casted.

    NOTE: There are eleven parts before this I'd recommend reading first to understand what's happening, but you don't have to read them to get what's going on.

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    Nathaniel Wesninski is seven-years-old when he's brought to Castle Evermore to train with Riko Moriyama and Kevin Day as a business exchange by his father, Nathan Wesninski, the Butcher of Baltimore. He's eleven-years-old when Jean Moreau joins them, creating the Perfect Court. He's twelve-years-old when he makes his first deal, selling himself to the Main Branch in return for Jean and Kevin's safety in The Nest. Constantly saving others in exchange for himself--his body, mind, and freedom--so they can get out unharmed, a true martyr that Nathaniel Wesninski is.

    Andrew Minyard is nineteen-years-old and a freshman at Palmetto State University when he first meets the seventeen-year-old boy with icy blue eyes and auburn curls that fell in his eyes at the fall banquet.

    Hell's floodgates can all but collapse with all that comes after but [almost] everyone would agree that they would change nothing.

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    “I’ll never forget you,” he’d said.
    “I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy,” he’d said.
    “You aren’t nothing, not to me,” he’d said.”

    Yet here I was, sitting on the kitchen counter of our rental house, dreading that my entire summer had been some sort of trauma induced fever dream.

    OR

    An Only Mostly Devastated AU where Neil is Ollie, Andrew is Will and instead of music and basketball, it's math and exy. Basically: Neil and Andrew meet over the summer in Columbia while Neil and his sick mother are visiting Uncle Stuart in South Carolina after finally escaping The Butcher. After they say goodbye, Neil finds out that they're staying in Palmetto and he can't wait to find Andrew again. To his excitement, Andrew goes to Palmetto too but when they see each other face to face again, he's not the boy he fell in love with over the summer. Add in a little bit of teen awkwardness, mafia violence and some family drama, you get this.

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    This is probably going to be really long. Basically, Andreil, after they both join a pro Exy team. Neil suggests they make things a little more interesting and don't necessarily tell anyone about their relationship, just act as they usually would. Cue the Minyard/Josten rivalry and basically just Andrew and Neil being little shits and thoroughly enjoying making everyone think they can't stand each other.

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    “So…” Neil trailed off, and Andrew finally looked up at his eyes again. “If I asked you to see a movie and eat ice cream with me, what would your answer be?”

    “Yes,” Andrew replied quickly. Probably too quickly, if the way Neil bit his lip to try to hide a smile was anything to go on. “We have all that here.”

    “What a coincidence,” Neil said, the smile breaking free.

    Andrew wasn’t sure how he managed to keep his own off his face. His body felt light, but in a good way. “And if I asked you to kiss me,” Andrew said quietly, glancing at Neil’s smile, “what would your answer be?”

    “Yes,” Neil breathed. “A definite yes."

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    “Jesus Christ, Andrew. Why are you so obsessed with this guy, anyway?”

    Andrew tried give Allison a look that could only be interpreted as ‘stop being so stupid’ but considering that her question was already stupid, perhaps the meaning was lost on her. Andrew couldn’t be sure. So, he glared some more, just in case.

    “Well? Are you going to just look at me and not answer? Wait. Are you flirting with me right now? Is this ‘the look’?” Allison asked with a self-satisfied grin on her face.

    Andrew gave up. There was no reasoning with idiots. He just had to explain everything. “Because I hate him. Because he’s getting under my skin. No one gets under my skin, Allison. I must deal with the nuisance before it becomes interesting.”

    “I think it’s already interesting, Andrew.” Allison said.

    Or

    Andrew and Neil are coworkers and Andrew wants to kill Neil only ninety percent of the time. He is also most definitely a gay disaster and he just needs to get Neil out of his system. Allison decides to make things even more interesting.

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    “Hey, I just murdered your entire family.” The voice was gruff, as if the man had made it his goal to swallow sandpaper for a living. Neil was confused, at this point- why would he be upset about that? Another pressing issue was afoot, however.

    “I live alone?” Neil’s own voice was quiet in the dark room, which gave the apparent murderer a pause before they flicked on the light.
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    Neil is woken up by a murderer who has apparently saved his life- a murderer who doesn't want to be thanked in any way, shape, or form. A murderer who eventually marries Neil Josten.

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    Neil has recently figured out that he enjoys being artistic. Neil and Andrew go out to the small and Andrew buys him a gift.

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    It's officially been over a year since Neil and Andrew broke the curse that kept Andrew transformed as a swan for half the day. They both know this is it for each of them, so there's only one thing left to do. Get married.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew and Neil get married, and their found family is invited.

    NOTE: There are ten parts before this I'd recommend reading first to understand what's happening, but you don't have to read them to get what's going on.

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    "I'm Andrewsexual."

    Allison raised a perfect brow. Then she held up a hand, in a dismissive ‘one moment’ gesture, before she removed her coat, pulled her sunglasses atop her head and clasped her hands together on the table, leaning over it and once again raising her eyebrow. “You what?”

    “Yeah, so,” Neil shook his head, “Turns out I’m not homophobic.”

    “I’ll alert the media,” Allison replied, with a sarcastic drawl.

    “I’m not Andrewphobic either.”

    “I didn’t realise that was even- whatever, carry on.”

    Neil continued, “I figured out that I don’t really mind Andrew kissing other guys if the guy part is singular and the said guy is me. In fact, I rather like it. Therefore, I must be Andrewsexual.”

    --

    A week had passed since Neil and Andrew first kissed when, after a conversation with Allison, Neil realises that perhaps him and Andrew are not on the same page with their relationship.

    Cue Neil conferring with each of his friends, wondering if he has perhaps developed teleportation at one point, and all around being a clueless idiot, instead of just speaking to Andrew!

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    Andrew is still in the process of remaking his court, which, on any other day, gives Neil some sort of entertainment by insulting elderly nobles.

    Key words: any other day.

    He'd forgotten there are some things a king will have to do to secure a promising future for a kingdom. Specifically, providing an heir.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew and Neil add to their family, and Robin is a great and supportive friend.

    NOTE: There are nine parts before this I recommend reading first to understand what's going on!

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    “Excuse you,” Neil grumbled, nudging his nose against Andrew’s head, “it’s about to be Neil Josten-Minyard.”

    “I don’t want your stupid last name.”

    “But I want YOUR stupid last name.”

    ~*~

    Wedding days aren't always picture perfect. Sometimes things go wrong, but if the day ends with you walking down the aisle with your husband, could it really be so bad?

    Andrew doesn't think so. He thinks that's as perfect as he and Neil are going to get, and it's exactly what he wants, too.

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    Three months after Andrew was crowned King, he and Neil travel with their friends to the Vixen Kingdom to attend Aaron's wedding. But the journey across the kingdom isn't without any dangers, no matter how small they may seem.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew manages to not kill anyone (even though he wants to), Neil makes a new friend and Jack is an asshole.

    NOTE: There are eight parts before this I recommend reading first to understand what's going on!

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    “If you slip and break your neck, I’m not coming for you.”
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    Neil goes for a run in the winter, slips and twists his ankle. Andrew has to deal with him.

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    “Do you want to see my Pinterest wedding board?” Andrew asked, already pulling it up.

    Aaron, who’s arms had been crossed in what could only be him trying to be intimidating, completely lost his composure. “Your what?”

    “My Pinterest wedding board,” Andrew repeated. He patted the cushion next to him in invitation that Aaron hesitantly accepted, sitting down so slowly and gingerly it was comical. “Here.”

    He turned the computer towards Aaron, who gave Andrew a concerned look before finally looking at what was there. “You’re serious,” he stated.

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    With the curse broken, Andrew can now take his place as the King of Palmetto. Neil's along for the ride, but going from living in a forest alone to life in a castle is jarring. Not only that but he and Andrew haven't spent much time together since everything happened, and while Neil doesn't regret his decision to move, he's wondering if it was really the right choice to make.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew is crowned king, Neil gets a job and Betsy teaches people how to properly explain their feelings through metaphors.

    NOTE: There are seven parts before this I recommend reading first to understand what's going on!

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    In the words of Crown Prince Aaron of Palmetto, "After what happened with my uncle and Prince Riko of E'Allen, we can rest assured that the plots against the Palace of Palmetto have been dealt with. Unfortunately, my brother is still cursed."

    Andrew no longer seems to care that being cursed takes away everything else he's worked so hard for in his life. But Neil cares, and he's going to break it for him. Even if it's a love curse.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew finally shares his feelings about being a swan for half the day, Neil finally gets kissed and Renee is honestly the best person in the world.

    NOTE: There are six parts before this I recommend reading first to understand what's happening, but you don't have to read them to get what's going on.

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    The Palace of Palmetto is saved from treason with Luther locked away, which means the only thing Neil and Kevin have to do to save the rest of the kingdoms is find Riko. But before they can do that, they need to get Andrew back to the lake before the curse ends up killing him.

    Time is running out. Not to mention the fact that Riko isn't really happy that Neil put a stop to all his plans.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew's curse is killing him, Neil figures out how to use his magic for the first time in his life and Riko makes more stupid decisions.

    NOTE: There are five parts before this I recommend reading to understand what's going on!

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