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    The Resolution

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    Andrew and Neil have found themselves with three kids, one adopted and two honourary.
    Nevertheless, when it's time to meet their children's significant others... well no one would like to be in that position

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    3/3
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    127
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    Neil is wearing Andrew’s Fox sweatshirt, because at this point they have given up on separating their clothing, and he looks like a cliche baker from a children’s cartoon. He has flour smeared on his cheek and some in his hair, making it look like a snowstorm on a sea of red. 

    There’s chocolate sauce smeared on the frilly white and pink apron he vaguely remembers to recall as Nicky’s and a small bashful smile on his face.

    The kitchen isn’t better off, there’s chocolate chips spilled on the counter and a broken egg laying sadly on the floor. Everything else is covered in flour or cocoa powder. 

    “You’re early.” Neil breathes out, wide blue eyes slightly disappointed. 

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    The staring contest carried on for a whole five minutes and twenty-three seconds before one of them finally caved. It was always a toss up between who would win, seeing as Allison and Neil Reynolds were both equally as stubborn as the other, yet, for reasons unknown, this session’s winner was Neil. Allison let out a groan and fell back on her bed, ignoring Neil’s victory grin.

    “Fine!” She whined, “We’ll skip shopping. But you better at least wear the most decent of your ratty outfits. Don’t embarrass me.”

    “I solemnly promise,” Neil sarcastically agreed, nodding.

    In reply, Allison rolled his eyes, nudging his thigh with her foot. “Rude bitch.”

    --

    After a long life of abuse, Neil is saved from his twisted life when adopted by the Reynolds after the abrupt murder of his mother and arrest of his father leaves him alone. Now, nearly four months have passed and Neil is about to start his Sophomore year as a 'normal kid' at Palmetto High School. Neil has no clue what he's in for...

    (A Highschool AU and a Soulmate AU merged into one! Hope you enjoy!)

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    2/12
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    16
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    125
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    22
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    “I don’t want it anymore,” Neil announces as he walks into the Foxes meeting room with Andrew by his side, neutral bitch face back on and eyes glittering with something Neil can only call mischief.

    Matt ventures to ask, “What?”

    “A gender. I’m throwing mine out, effective: immediately.”

     

    or: Neil wears a dress and is generally a little shit. Also he comes out

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    Neil shrugged. "I don't like sweet things." As an afterthought, he continued, "That's why I like Andrew, he's salty as fuck."

    Or: the Foxes go to the fall carnival and shenanigans ensue. (Featuring: a concerning level of sugar intake, the usual amount of death threats, and one (1) stuffed animal)

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    239
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    28
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    1000
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    ‘You’re alive.’ It wasn’t what Neil had wanted to say, but the words seemed to spill from his lips and he couldn’t take them back.
    His sister scoffed. ‘So are you.’ Her eyes were sharp. ‘Fuck knows how.’

     

    Neil Josten's sister, Mary "Mack" Wesninski, isn't as dead as he'd once thought and—to his ultimate displeasure—she's got plans. Andrew's going to kill him. He just narrowly avoided one mob war.

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    He looks down where Neil has his hands pressed against Andrew’s stomach, when he realises that Neil’s skirt is revealing a lot of skin.

    Fucking hell Neil

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    1/1
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    Following what would have happened in Neil's life if his mother had taken help from his uncle while they were on the run.

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    8/?
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    Andrew just wants to go through one day of work without a dumb customer.

    Neil just wants to annoy the cute bartender.

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    Andrew works at the campus library. It's quiet most days which Andrew likes, but Neil Josten has to somehow ruin things when a random football player comes in and tries to start a fight. Andrew steps in with no ulterior motives whatsoever, certainly not because he thinks Neil is incredibly pretty.

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    1/1
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    Neil Josten was going to die, he'd come to terms with that early on.
    How early, he didn't know. Maybe it was when he became old enough to realize that fathers hurting sons was not a normal thing. Or maybe it was when the world went to shit and he got tangled up with a group that branded themseleves as the "Ravens".
    There are a lot of things in Neil's past that he's had to run from, both post and pre-apocalypse. Right now, he's just focused on survival, and if two teens can ensure that survival, then yeah, he'd follow them.
    Neil Josten was still going to die, just not today.
    OR
    Neil is trapped in a storage closet in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, and he's offered an impossible chance to live

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    2/?
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    5
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    “Exy isn’t the only team holding tryouts today.”

    “So?” Neil sneered. What did he care? What did he care about anything anymore, when the only person who had attempted to save him from his life just dismissed him in two minutes flat? What was left?

    “So,” the girl said, smiling and holding her hands behind her back, “Ever heard of the Vixens?”

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    Andrew was different. In so many ways. He had hard edges and damn near titanium walls built up around him, but slowly Neil had been hammering away at them.

    And sometimes Andrew handed him the hammer.

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    183
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    11
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    Andrew Minyard wasn’t poor. He just wasn’t rich. His situation wasn’t an ideal one but he didn’t really have a choice, did he? Working two jobs was just enough to keep food on the table and the lights on, and that was enough. But Andrew might have to begin splitting his tips with Stuart Hatford's snarky nephew who turns out to be a bit of a coffee elitist. This is the story of how Andrew found himself falling for his oblivious, jock co-worker.

    People who say coffee shop AU's are overrated can catch these hands, but can Andrew stop himself from catching feelings?

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    2/?
    Comments:
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    62
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    6
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    Cough, cough, cough.

    Well shit.

    When the realization settled in, Neil knew he was fucked. He knew from the moment he forced his eyes open and felt like death itself.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    377
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    36
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    1913
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    Andrew is not a monster and definitely not soulless and Neil will fight everyone who tries to argue with him. That turns out to be Aaron.
    And what does Andrew do when he sees his brother is about to hurt Neil?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    315
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    28
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    They were not free, would never be free, but with the sun shining down on them and plane tickets tucked into Jean’s bag, it almost felt like the worst was behind them. It was an illusion of an idyllic alternate world, but it was an illusion Nathaniel would cling to with all the strength he had left. No, they were not free, and never would be, but it was a start.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    367
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    54
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    "I think you'll quite like what I'm about to say next."

    Jean scoffed. "I highly doubt that, Lord Moriyama."

    "I need you to assassinate my brother."

    The words were music to his ears.

    ---

    Jean and Neil were partners in crime. Quite literally. Swearing loyalty to the elder of the Moriyama brothers' led to a surprisingly easy life(ignoring the occasional murder). Recently, Riko has managed to muster up the courage and people to take his brother's place. Tasked on a mission to assassinate Riko Moriyama, Neil & Jean face their own pasts and build their own future.

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    4/?
    Comments:
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    622
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    “Neil! It’s Friday, and we have no game for once. Are we going out?”
    Neil shrugged. “Ask Andrew.”
    Nicky rolled his eyes and piled his lunch tray with pasta, potatoes, and tacos. “You know that doesn’t get me anywhere, Neil! You’re a tease. An Andrew tease. Ask him for me.”
    Neil put his tray down on their usual table and picked up a piece of broccoli with his hand. He looked at it disdainfully and chewed on the end. “Maybe I’m done picking up the broken ends of your failed relationships.”
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    or, people are rude about andrew and neil is not having any of it

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