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    crowley is a journalist at the top of his game. he asks hard questions and never lets a story slip through his tight grip, but he's also never taken a vacation. with encouragement from his boss, he books a cabin on the outskirts of the small town of Tadfield to rent out for the month of december so he can finally relax and maybe work on his book. he doesn't have any family anyways and he isn't really a fan of christmas or the holidays...

    then a snow storm hits.

    stranded in Tadfield proper, he meets a fussy bookshop owner and learns that maybe christmas just needed a little more love.

    ***UPDATES EVERY DAY IN DECEMBER

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    In which Anathema can't go back to America for one of her favourite holidays, Aziraphale offers to host a dinner, and Crowley confronts the mortifying ordeal of being a demon on a day dedicated to giving thanks.

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    What it says on the tin, friends. Let's take some holiday themes from Caedmon's Ineffable Holiday 2020 list and make it all AUs.

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    Good Omens Cinderella Alpha Omega AU

    From the far end of the ballroom the Prince’s eyes suddenly locked on Crowley. He raised his arm up slowly to the dias Crowley was on, his hand held out beseechingly. Shuddering under the intensity of that blazing gaze, his conflicting instincts to flee and move closer settled as Crowley suddenly knew with a clarity that brought a calm wash soothing over the jagged edges of his seething emotions that he was incapable of not going to the bright Alpha calling to him silently.

    Just breathe. He inhaled shakily and began descending the steps down. Prince Aziraphale mirrored him, stepping forward with slow purposeful steps. The sea of nobles between them parted as if by magic in the spreading silence of the ballroom as they moved closer. He stopped at the edge of the dance floor, his hand slowly rising to settle in the Prince’s outstretched one. The touch felt grounding, soothing the inner burning longing searing his insides at the sensation of being held, even if only by the curl of the firm fingers beneath his own. The Prince looked at Crowley’s face searchingly and then asked quietly, in a voice ringing with steady intent, “May I have this dance?”

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    Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them.

    But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them?

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    19/?
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    Anarchic, street-artist Crowley gets disabled veteran Zira fired, from Zira’s family business.

    Then, they meet.

    Then, they fall in love.

    Crowley may have neglected to mention the first part.

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    56/?
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    Being marked as an immortal never made them invincible. But their ability to reincarnate and retrieve their memories meant they will never fade away.

    Ezra Fell had been running his bookshop for more than 200 hundred years and stopped looking for Antonius' reincarnated form to protect them both from an encroaching threat. It's not going to be that easy, though. When you've existed long enough and have lived countless iterations of it, you learn that fate or miserable luck finds a way to mess about.

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    3/?
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    She's been there from the beginning with them. She's full of the beauty of heaven... Shame she has an attitude fit for hell and a temper like hell fire. But she loves them, and they love her. The apoco-not is only the beginning for these three. Warning for MXM action as well as three ways and everything delicious that will send you to hell, see you there bitches, got a room ready.

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    22/?
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    Aziraphale y Crowley, dos ex alumnos de Hogwarts, se han casado y formado una familia con nada menos que diez hijos. Terry, el mayor, está por empezar su último año, mientras que Crepa, la menor, va a comenzar el primero. La niña apenas puede contener su emoción ante la idea de volverse una verdadera bruja, pero, ¿las cosas serán como ella espera o su camino en Hogwarts será un reto demasiado grande?

    AU Good Omens x Harry Potter

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    A sweet and fluffy post-canon exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s life after Armageddon’t, their adjustment to being their own bosses, and embracing each other as the life-long partners they’ve always been. Familiar characters and original characters are loving members of the Ineffables’ found-family and wind their way through the Angel’s and Demon’s lives in often-unexpected ways.

    But when Crowley and Aziraphale adopt an orphaned duckling from St. James’ Park and decide to raise it together… marvelous misadventures abound!

    How much trouble could one duckling be?

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    After being pressured by their families into a marriage neither of them want, Aziraphale and Crowley resign themselves to an unfulfilling life together. For Aziraphale that means trying to be the dutiful wife she was always taught to be and for Crowley it means hiding an important part of who he is.

    story by summerofspock and art by Blue_Sparkle

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    Another collection of sketches, with love.

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    Like all people, Crowley had his observant moments. For instance, when it came to one adorable, plump, excitable, stuffy waiter at a retro diner, he was Sherlock freaking Holmes.

     

    Another 4 AM at the Curl Up and Pie Diner, only this time it's snowing. Part of the Slice of Love AU.

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    When Gabriel proposes an angelic bond to Aziraphale and won't take no for an answer, Crowley challenges him to a competitive courtship instead - and while Heaven considers courtships a mostly private matter, Hell's delegation to the Ineffable Parley certainly isn't going to politely ignore an Archangel walking into the negotiation room bearing an unauthorized demonic geas.

    Updates Tuesdays and Fridays (I shall try to make it consecutive ones!)

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    Aziraphale is an innocent boy, with very religious parents. He spends most of his time in choir lessons or community service.
    Crowley is a hopelessly emo troublemaker, who likes to speed around in his Bentley.
    It’s not as cliché as it might sound. Although it most certainly is.

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    The Crown of Thorns Podrama is a dramatic full-cast reading of irisbleufic’s Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ’Verse, inspired by Terry Pratchett’s and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens.

    (The Podrama is rated Explicit overall. Individual chapter ratings appear in the chapter summaries.)

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    A story children, abused and neglected by those that were supposed to protect them, love them. Will their new homes give them the love they deserve or will it be worse. Will these new people be able figure all these children's problems. Lets find out.

    A alternate good omens universe

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    Crowley is a world-famous rock star who sells out arenas. His name is synonymous with 'rock-n-roll', and he thrives on the spotlight. When he agrees to raffle off a date with himself for charity, he's expecting to meet an overzealous fan that wants to wear his skin and very well might try to roofie him. What he's not expecting is to be instantly attracted to the quiet man with the unusual name who shows up for the date at the Ritz... and he's certainly not expecting for Aziraphale to have no clue who he is...

     

     

    Updates regularly on Mondays and Thursdays

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    Newton had always felt . . . off somehow. He felt off in a way that he could never quite place. It never made any sense. It didn’t take long for him to realize that he wasn’t a man after all. It didn’t make any sense. Why would they be anything but a man? That is what they were born as. They’d never heard of anyone just dismissing the gender that they’d been assigned at birth.

    They couldn’t imagine that very many people just . . . wanted to be a woman.

    She had been trying a number of things out on herself when she had met Anathema. Anathema had been so sure that Newton had been a man that Newton herself started to believe it. But it got to a point that Newton couldn’t hide who she was anymore.

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    Aziraphale watches as Crowley’s smile grows, sharpens and turns distinctively dastardly. And even though Aziraphale knows what he’s in store for, he’s entirely unprepared for the words that slip out of Crowley’s mouth next. “Name’s Anthony Crowley, Aziraphale’s husband.”

    Aziraphale is eternally grateful that he wasn’t taking a sip of his tea at that exact moment for he would’ve surely choked on it.

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    When Crowley claims to be Aziraphale's husband to ruin what he assumes is a date, he doesn't think anything of it. But a day later it comes back to bite him in the ass when Crowley finds out that the date in question is, in fact, his new boss, who is looking to hire Aziraphale and hoping that Crowley, his husband, will put in a good word for them. Now Crowley is caught in a tight spot: either admit to his new boss that he was lying, or convince Aziraphale, his sort-of enemy, to pretend to be his husband to save face.

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    Chapters:
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