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    In which Aziraphale discovers that the Serpent of Eden is venomous.

    And Crowley panics.

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    25 drabbles about our favourite apocalypse thwarters getting ready for Christmas, featuring as many characters as I can put in. 1 chapter every day, up to Christmas Day. Enjoy the silly bits of Christmas fluff! :-)

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    Dean had a year left with his soul, Severus teaches Defense, Harry's fathers deal with the Horcexs for him( because, their not Dumbledor) The Doctor makes up with Jack, and Sherlock takes some cases. Good Summery? No? Too bad that's what you get.... or Supernatural seasons 3-5, Harry Potter years 6-7, Doctor Who Series 2-3, Sherlock series 1 rewights

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    Aziraphale has no idea how he's landed one of the biggest parts in modern musical theatre history fresh out of drama school, but here he is, about to step into Mark Cohen's scarf in a West End revival of Rent.

    Especially as his co-star happens to be the infamous Anthony J. Crowley, known for being a difficult actor to work with backstage, but an absolute legend on stage.

    Will an awkward dressing-room set up turn into something beautiful?

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    16/?
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    Six months had passed since the world hadn't ended and life was good. Life was more than good. It was more than nice. Life on Earth, here in his little corner of London, here with Crowley by his side was absolutely wonderful. Until the day that it wasn't. Until Aziraphale walked into Crowley's flat to find his best friend mysteriously discorporated with both Heaven and Hell staying silent on the matter. With Crowley trapped in Hell and Aziraphale unable to reach him, the pair set off to find their way back to each other. They will have to fight against Heaven, Hell, and Time itself to make their way back into each others arms once more.

    This is a full-length story based off the comic by the wonderfully talented Lei_sam. If you have not seen it yet, you need to go check it out. Link in the notes section.

    Updates on Tuesdays and Fridays until completed.

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    Crowley is caught in a bureaucratic Hell nightmare and has his corporation taken away for lack of any other punishment. Now he has to figure out how to handle being a 50 foot Serpent of Hell living just outside of London, while Aziraphale has other ideas.

    (Monster AU! Monster AU!)

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    5/?
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    Crowley is plagued by dreams of a life he lived long before time had even begun. It's two years after the Apocalypse-That-Didn't, and though he's got a healthy bit of fear of what may come next, choosing to ignore these dreams seems a much better use of his time. In those two years, Aziraphale had moved into his flat, and they may or may not be dating.

    They don't talk about it, but they do get along just fine with their play-pretend routine, which proves a bit rickety when neither of them age. To avoid suspicion, Aziraphale thinks it wise that he spend some time presenting as a woman. This, a catalyst to the end Crowley had feared before, because it's hard to resist the idea of children when the opportunity presents itself.

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    [The Continuation of Good Omens]

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    Newt bites off more than he can chew when he thinks he can make small-talk with Crowley.

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    1/1
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    1
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    A series of ficlets written based on drawlight's advent project (31 Days of Ineffables), mostly focusing on our favourite ineffable couple. All chapters have been/will be first posted on my tumblr and then collected here. They are all independent and unrelated, but you can imagine them being in the same universe if you want.

    Thank you for the inspiration, drawlight!

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    Aziraphale swallows. This sounds serious, and one thought comes to his mind.
    “Hastur again?” he asks, afraid that their respective sides finally decided to get back to them.
    “Not Hastur. Hell hasn’t been in contact. This is entirely different…”
    “Oh thank god. I really despise this demon. He has already tried to get to you. I won’t allow something like that again.”
    “Zira, will you please listen to me?” Crowley interrupts. The angel falls silent. Then he nods.
    “Go on, then,” he says seriously. Crowley takes a step back. He’s searching for the right words.

    “You know I didn’t feel well lately. The mood swings. The vomiting. The unusual bodily functions. There is a reason for all this.”
    Crowley takes a deep breath.
    “I made a test. I am pregnant,” he then says, his voice trembling.

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    8/?
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    When the world ends, Aziraphale will be called back to Heaven and Crowley will be banished back to Hell, separated for eternity - unless they’re willing to listen to Beelzebub and Gabriel’s plan. Which is Beelzebub’s plan, of course, but they need Gabriel to act as a shield against plant misters filled with holy water. But not everyone in Heaven and Hell is on board with Beelzebub and Gabriel’s leadership. When everyone at the top of the Ineffable Bureaucracy has their own ambitions, the chances of averting apocalypse yet again may seem random. You never know who will come out on top when the dice begin to roll …

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    Unconnected ficlets and drabbles written for the 31 days of ineffable advent calendar on tumblr

    title from Frank O'Hara's Aus Einem April

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    This story hinges on several truths:
    1. Crowley and Aziraphale must become "a thing" after the Apocalypse.
    2. Crowley is a hedonist, and Aziraphale is skittish (but sort of wishes he could be a hedonist too).
    3. They enjoy "creature comforts" of Earth.
    4. Gabriel is a prick.
    5. Hastur and Beelzebub are assholes, and kind of clueless.
    6. Agnes Nutter's second volume of prophecies is presumably lost forever.

    This story addresses all of the above. The "real" story is about how to get Nutter's prophecies back from the fire. But more importantly, it explores how Aziraphale begins to "come around" to Crowley's gentle(ish) urging. He learns more about the creature comforts, about "seeking joy" with a lover, and explains his reticence to do so. Lots of good, innuendo-laden talks. No smut, but stay tuned for a sequel!

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    During the golden age of Rock and Roll, Anthony J Crowley is the biggest name in the business. After a secretive past that nobody really knows much about, he winds up in LA and quickly rises to the top of the charts in 1964. But, one summer night when everyone has all had a bit too much to drink, Crowley performs a performance he isn't likely to forget for one reason and one reason only: there's a familiar blond-haired, strangely dressed gentleman sat in the front row.

    ***

    Or, the rocker AU nobody knew they needed. This story follows two timelines; the pasts of Crowley and Aziraphale and their present. It all links up in the end with angst along the way, of course.

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    16/?
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    Joyous candlenights to all! I am attempting the Good Omens advent calendar fic challenge, and so will collect all my attempts at the prompts herein. Enjoy them: they'll likely mostly be short, and fluffy, and silly. The perfect thing for a cozy candlenights season! So settle in and enjoy these pan-religious, pan-tastic, personal pan fanfics.

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    126
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    Anthony J. Crowley, a big-time attorney from London, is sent to small-town Tadfield to close a deal before Christmas that would sell out half of high street to a fancy developer and put him up for partner at his firm. The deal will run the local businesses out and change the landscape of the town forever, but that’s none of Crowley’s business; he’s just doing a job.

    But as the town invites him to share in their lives and their hopes and their holiday celebrations, and as the enigmatic Aziraphale invites him to share in something more, Crowley starts to wonder: if everything has its price, is he still willing to pay what this deal will cost?

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    5/?
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    Aziraphale and Crowley adopt Warlock after the Apocalypse.

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    6/?
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    88
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    7
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    694
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    Crowley and Aziraphale celebrate their first Holiday Season as free agents after the apoca-not. Crowley pines. Aziraphale plots. They have 31 days before New Years, and Aziraphale is determined to share a New Year's kiss with Crowley as his lover.

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    5/31
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    68
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    8
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    412
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    Anamnesis (n): (1) Recovery of memories, particularly those of a past life. (2) A patient's medical history. (3) The memorial aspect of the Eucharist ceremony.

    Heaven and Hell realise that there is more than one way to destroy your enemy. If you can't kill them, go after their minds, their memories, and everything that makes them themselves.

    Loosely inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Normal Again."

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    What happened next?
    Well, the not-antichrist desperately needs their godparents
    Tadfield needs protecting
    The Them want to plant a vegetable garden
    And Heaven and Hell are planning something

    So business as usual really

    Updates every Saturday (Australian time) and whenever else I feel like it

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    3
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