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    An evening of scientific enquiry leads to Lovecraft experiencing morphological problems.

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    Billie Badass is from one of the galaxy's most dangerous and hearty species – a Genomorph (a hermaphroditic species halfway between Futurama's Gelatinous Blobs and Red Dwarf's Pleasure GELFs; not precisely an ST:DS9 Changeling, but similar enough) – though not suicidally stupid enough to go near Humans... until one fateful trip. Now cast away, ze learns from a local – Avery, a Deathworlder – adapts, overcomes, and survives.

    If you wish to subscribe, then you should CLICK THE SERIES “Tell me more about this Earth-thing” (top of page) and SUBSCRIBE THERE to the series altogether, and not to this story in particular.

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    The story is set within Icewall's Galactic Disc world-pond, but specifically some internal galaxy that isn't the main space opera mash-up setting of Star Trek, WH40K, Dune, etc.. Obviously it has yet another Earth-clone to wonder about. Funny how many of those there are, hmm?

    I was sort of aiming for a Niven-like telling (and maybe a little “Bill the Galactic Hero” flavor), but I think that it shaped up in a more Poul Anderson fashion (and possibly a hint of Laumer's Retief at the end). You tell me.

    𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆, 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆! ❤️

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    The light of his discarded tablet illuminated the figure harshly, bouncing off the dark of his rounded helmet.
    “Shit.” White breathed. “Black. It’s you- I knew it was you!”

    Black drags White into the vents in electrical.

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    Living in the city isn't cheap, so how does a nudist young woman and her best friend who is a mass of tentacles and snark afford it? A look into the daily lives and jobs of Nadia and Miglog while not bumming around the apartment.

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    Nadia and Miglog hit the beach! Remember readers, protecting your skin from damage due to UV rays is very important. Ask your local, friendly tentacled alien creature to apply some on you next time you decide to spend time out in the sun!

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    My first piece with the dynamic duo of Nadia and Miglog.

    Miglog has a secret passion they wish to pursue, but they are too embarrassed to tell their best friend a roommate Nadia Fraterly. What will happen when she walks in on them and finds out for herself?

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    A longer, more serious piece about Nadia and Miglog.

    Nadia goes to the movies with her friends, but something happens and she realizes she faces an important decision in her life. Cool dads are awesome.

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    Scarlett called! Charlotte likes her sister a lot, and she miss seeing her everyday. Scarlett asks something that Charlotte can't help but begin to think about however.

    Also, what does Frei hides? It's something all Pythias have! (Actually not exactly, but it's hard to explain!)

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    When a freak storm overtakes the Lebanon, and Dean is knocked overboard, he's considered lost at sea. That is, until Dean wakes up onshore, with the bluest eyes he had ever seen watching over him.

    In a matter of days, Dean's world is turned upside down. He's falling in love with the man who saved him. A stranger appears, demanding his hand in marriage.

    And Dean's pretty sure that bird just called him a Dumbass.

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    LiuShenWeek Day 1 prompt: Confessions

    Something has been eating people in a rural town and a minor sect has pleaded the Cang Qiong Sect for some help! Shen QingQiu and Liu QingGe are on the case!

    Unfortunately, due to the poor and severe ailment of the duo sharing only one brain cell-they run into some trouble... (and feelings 👀)

    (WIP!! I'm just posting now b/c I spent time on those tags dammit)

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    Fox demon!Shen Yuan rescues Luo Binghe who had just fallen into the Endless Abyss then promptly gets cursed with the damsel in distress halo.

    Written for BingQiu Week 2020 (Day 5: Rescue and Day 8: Free Day)

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    During the end of the 1994 Triwizard Tournament, Harry and Cedric encounter an unusual obstacle together.

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    Cecil reached for Carlos's favorite lavender shampoo and squeezed some into his hand, beginning to work it through his husband's hair. Carlos went practically boneless in Cecil's arms and he chuckled, leaning back to press a soft, open-mouthed kiss against Carlos’s lips. They were alone. It was only them and the water.

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    For the sarlacc, digestion was not only about nutrition. Much of their knowledge - of Jabba's palace, Tatooine, and even galactic affairs - was absorbed from their meals.

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    WARNING: MC deaths, moderate gore, bad ending. Bit of Leorai.

    Vampire-like aliens with bitey tentacles have invaded, and Leo's trust of his brothers suddenly becomes his greatest weakness.

    Written for the Writers-Nexus April ABC Challenge, Emotions! I chose T and got Trust!

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    The King of Demons has caught a creature that is known for it's sexual prowess. And he's needy

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    La hermana de Lucas, Manon, está a punto de casarse con Francis, un niño hermoso que Lucas ha estado enamorado desde siempre. La boda apesta y lo único positivo es el pastel. El pastel de terciopelo rojo que eligió su hermana porque sabe que a él le encanta. La culpa lo hace sentir aún peor. Pero bueno, no va a estar solo en la fiesta, ¿No? No todo apesta cuando tienes a alguien con quien hablar, incluso si estás realmente borracho y tienes la boca llena del pastel de bodas que aún no se cortó.

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    Phany didn’t know what was worse….
    To sit through Lahabrea’s nagging of his beloved partner’s tardiness in every meeting, and lack of attendance from preferring his daily nap…
    “Ngh!” A moan held back by biting his inner cheek, Phany glared below the very said person below the office desk. Or his spouse, the prestigious Emet-Selch, Hades kneeling between his legs and giving him a blowjob hidden from the Speaker’s view.

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    Jason tells himself that he should let Dick rest. That he should let him sleep undisturbed for however long he needs. But what Dick needs more than sleep right now is Jason.

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    Yuuri's never been a quitter. Even with finals week rolling around for the millionth time, none of the other five cecaelia's that attend the university will look at him, and everyone else only wants to date him because of something to do with tentacle sex? But Yuuri will, absolutely, for sure, be the first cecaelia to get his masters. Then his, oh god why, PHD. But by the depth of the ocean he'll do it! Also human dating culture is gross wtf, all Yuuri wants is a life-mate.

    Victor never thought his best friend would make him watch tentacle porn. He's not too mad about it, but he has to at least pretend to be. And GOD is that guy named Yuuri in his class beautiful. Victor could gush about him forever. There's just one problem, Yuuri's a cecaelia, and Victor's not sure how his family would react to that at any Christmas dinners. Especially when they all assume he's marrying his childhood best friend, Katrina, because she's an alpha and they looked cute together as babies.

    i.e. the college au where Yuuri's an alpha cecaelia, Victor is a human omega, Chris just wants Victor to get a life... and a boyfriend, and Phichit is everyone's best friend.

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