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    Bit by bit, Jaskier teaches Geralt that being a Witcher doesn't mean he is meant to suffer.

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    Or, Five Times Jaskier Puts Geralt to Sleep, and One Time He Doesn't.

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    I posted the first two pieces in The Best of You and Me, but here's where I'll post all my geraskier art from now on. ☺️ Some of them will be NSFW. There will also be art of other Witcher characters from time to time. Please do not repost any of them. Thank you!

    I will also be posting them on my Twitter: @giddytf2

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    Prompt fills for the Summer of Whump. Pairing/rating/warning info in notes of each chapter.

    Most recent update:

    Geralt/Jaskier, whipping

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    Jaskier and Geralt are childhood sweethearts, as much as young witchers can be, but when Jaskier thinks Geralt died in the Trials, it's a long life of mourning for the Cat witcher.

    Years later, the pair meet again but how will they ever hope to reconcile?

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    Jaskier can't get hard unless he's recently fed - the 'perks' of vampire anatomy. Geralt decides to take advantage of this fact.

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    Jaskier is trying to work through a difficult part of a new song when Geralt demands his attention in the brattiest way possible. Jaskier makes him cock warm him until he’s finished with the song, then gives him what he really wants.

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    Killing the drowner was ordinary. Going to the nearest town? Ordinary. Talking with the alderman? Ordinary.
    Not so ordinary was being paid in too few orens... and one heavily abused omega.

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    Clark discovers that a group of people, that are all very much human beings and not Kryptonians had actually been posing as his own biological father, Jor-El when he and Lex had found an underground base near his own home.

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    Jaskier and Geralt are immortal lovers. After centuries of being together, they decided to go to a Pride Parade.

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    Jaskier has lived many lives over the span of humanity's existence, and yet he's still fascinated by them. But when he catches word of Witchers, he has to know more. He follows them, befriends them whenever possible, and saves their lives.

    They know him as The Red Prince. Bloody-handed and handsome. Some kind of patron saint of Witchers. A legend. A fairy story. The same story Vesemir once told a young Geralt the night before his Trials.

    And many years later, Jaskier meets a gruff, white haired Witcher known as the Butcher. But the man is no murderer. He's interested. Smitten, even. So he follows the White Wolf on adventure, expecting that at some point he'll have to revive the legend of The Red Prince. Because Witchers get wounded. They die.

    He won't let that happen to Geralt. Not so long as he can retie the strings of Fate.

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    Geralt’s jaw clenched. He was right, but Geralt didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of acknowledging that. “Stay out of my way next time.” He settled for instead. “Stop trying to play vigilante if you’re just going to keep causing trouble.”

     

    “I’m not playing, my dear.” He responded, unbothered by Geralt’s words. He was one of the only people that was unwaveringly unafraid of the Witcher, no matter what insults Geralt threw at him. It was infuriating. “I can take care of myself just fine.”

     

    As cities industrialized, Geralt found himself playing as a human and moonlighting as a Witcher to keep Novigrad safe. If only he could stop running into that bard before he developed a permanent headache.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite being drunk and having his own problems he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot.

    Ch23: There is so much going on with Yennefer in Bottled Appetites, and it has virtually no overlap with what fandom thinks was going on.

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    The witcher Eskel meeting part-incubus Jaskier, illustration for 'Pardon Me While I Burst Into Flames' by Ghostinthelibrary

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    When Eskel is hired to kill an incubus who ruined a noble wedding, he finds that his target is far from a bloodthirsty beast, a too-pretty court bard. Eskel spares Jaskier and they go their separate ways, with Eskel expecting never to see the incubus again. But Jaskier has other ideas.

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    It's Jaskier's first winter at Kaer Morhen, and it definitely didn't get off to the best start, but he desperately wants to be welcomed at Kaer Morhen as Geralt's guest, or it's going to make for a terribly long winter. He's an assassin, sure, but not so much by choice these days now that the guild has burned him, so there must be more to life than that.

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    “Geralt…” Jaskier whimpered.

    “Jask,” Geralt smiled, gently cupping a hand over his cheek, “safe,” the snake smiled still and Jaskier melted into it, letting himself be pulled into the water till his feet no longer touched the bottom. His arms wrapping tightly around Geralt’s shoulders as he tried to keep his panic at bay as they drifted into deeper waters, taking deep breaths as Geralt ran his hands across Jaskier’s body, holding him steady.

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    It was in the silence his ghosts were always their loudest, their most dangerous; in stillness their most unavoidable.

    So Jaskier the bard sang his songs and filled the spaces. He hummed shanties long into the night, his fingers chasing up and down the strings of his lute like he had once chased his brothers and sisters up and down the rigging of their ships.

    Now he'd finally found a mentor who could teach him the final lessons he needed to become a full Witcher. So what if he seems strangely overprotective? They are the last of their schools, and Geralt allows Jaskier to walk his Path alongside him. Wolf and Crane, alone together.

    Too bad Geralt didn't realize what this strange human-seeming bard was actually asking of him.

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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    When Eskel gets hired to solve the case of people disappearing in town she didn’t know she’d find a friend and maybe even something more.

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