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    Jaskier has been depressed for a very long time. When he meets the prettiest Witcher with white hair and golden eyes in Posada in the spring, he’s determined to follow him on the path. It does however mean that he needs to keep his sombre feelings hidden. He’s sure that Geralt will ditch him the second it becomes clear that the bard is nothing but a hoax, a charlatan, and that he isn’t quite as upbeat, charming or optimistic as he pretends to be. Hiding his depression has it’s price and Jaskier tries whatever he can think of to continue keeping up the facade, including finding a high in diluted Wicher-potions, which he steals from Geralt. And the Witcher doesn’t know. Until he does.

    Warning; Be mindful of the tags. This is not a happy fanfic, Jaskier has some serious dark thoughts and also acts on them. I will make them have a happy ending, but that isn’t the case for many chapters. Beware with reading, if this is something you’re sensitive to, do not read. I don’t wish to trigger anyone with this story.

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    Confronted by the immediacy of Ciri's prophecy, Geralt and his family are thrust into another world - a Dark Age time where elder elves hunt for the witcher's daughter, seeking her powers to enslave humankind for all eternity. If the end of all worlds doesn't destroy everything first.

    Separated by circumstance, Geralt and Jaskier must seek Ciri and Yennefer before it's too late. Encountering the hatred and bigotry of both elves and humans alike, the married monsters-and-men face battles they won't always win. But of one thing Geralt is certain - the love he and his husband share.

    Until precious memories are stolen from Jaskier, memories of the witcher and everything they've done together. Is it possible to love someone you don't know anymore?

    Seeking to find that which has been lost, Geralt must turn to the strength of his love if he is to win this war.

    A war greater than any he's fought before.

    Standing to lose his husband, his daughter, and the very feelings he holds most dear, Geralt will face an end.

    All stories have them.

    Only legends live forever.

    So if you're sitting comfortably, "Let me tell you a tale of a white haired witcher and his loveable, loveable bard."

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    Taking the seat offered, he keeps his blade to his back. He’s sure the holstered thing has been noticed. If not by the man opposite him, then others. Why those very people haven’t slunk out from the shadows to try and force him out is beyond him.

    But the thought stills as the man reaches out and brushes his fingertips along the back of Geralt’s hand, set against the bar.

    A strange warmth trails after the vampire’s touch. The heart held inside the creature’s chest doesn’t beat. It hasn’t for decades. But warmth scalds Geralt’s skin anyway and he struggles not to shiver.

    A vampire’s lulling charm.

    The Witcher’s jaw tightens as he leans away, just an inch or two, and the vampire’s hand remains in the air.

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    Modern!AU with Witcher!Geralt and Vampire!Jaskier

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    Nunca olvides lo que eres, el resto del mundo no lo hará. Llévalo como una armadura y nunca lo usarán para herirte". Tyrion Lannister

     

    El dolor insoportable y la furia infernal que plagaban su alma eran los únicos que sentimientos que Alicent experimentado en vida antes de su muerte, cuando supo la muerte de su última familia al ser asesinda de forma tan cruel, decidió saltar como su hija desde la torre más alta en su prisión.

     

    Pero al no hallar la paz que tanto anhelaba su espíritu que al no tener un descanso vio como la casa Targaryen caía, los reinos ardían y su caida todo por que el orgullo y la locura de hombres con poder llevaron a la ruina de todo.

     

    Ahora despierta en una tierra extraña con recuerdos de este extraño mundo lleno de intrigas, muertes y monstruos qué no durarán en matarlos.

     

    Por suerte no es la primera vez que se encuentra en esta situación, por suerte sus hijos volvieron con ella siendo solo pequeños que no recuerdan la guerra.

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    Geralt never really thought much about why he did it. His hands had a life of their own sometimes, and after slaying a monster and writing as many specifics he thought could be useful in his journal, he drew it. Sometimes he drew the whole monster, other times he captured just some details, like claws, teeth, wings, a spiked tail...but he didn’t stop at drawing monsters for long.

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    Or, five times Geralt drew Jaskier and that one time he showed him his work.

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    Jaskier is insecure about his level of annoyance, but the Witchers know just how to make him feel better.

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    An old man sits slumped in his chair. Seven of his sons sit in their usual seats, though the scene is marred by the blood on the floor, their father unconscious on his throne, his crown fallen, and the men in black armor that bind their wrists.

    “Is this all of you?” The man with the yellow eyes asks.

    “N-no, my lord. There is one more.”

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    OP Summary: “These are mine.”

    Jaskier looks up at the sound of Geralt’s voice, blinking in surprise. The witcher’s tone is even, and his face unexpressive, but Jaskier still tries to read into the words. Geralt is holding a palmful of wrapped sweets in his hand, and a quick glance reveals them to be lemon candies, which Jaskier loves.

    And which Geralt hates.

    He frowns, confused.

    “You don’t even like those,” he feels compelled to announce. His own lingering guilt and fear of being a burden after stealing Geralt’s dagger aside, it makes no sense why Geralt would suddenly decide to forbid candies he doesn’t even like when he’s never denied Jaskier things before. They’ve been to three other towns since then, and he hasn’t brought it up. Jaskier’s avoided any Mischief to avoid creating any problems since then, so it’s not as if he’s given him a pressing reason to suddenly feel the need to scold him.

    “They’re mine,” Geralt continues, splitting them between both hands and tucking them into his pockets on either side. “So don’t steal them.”

    (Jaskier is part fae and thus has a biological imperative for Mischief) (Geralt proves unexpectedly supportive about this)

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    The full moon is coming and Radovid has a plan to keep Jaskier safe. But he needs the help of a certain witcher to pull it off.

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    At the end of the war, with no clear winner and the leaders of both sides dead, Jaskier and Ciri are tired, alone, and less cautious than they really should be. Captured by Fringilla to be used as a sacrifice for a powerful ritual, Ciri realizes something that Fringilla, steeped in dark magic as she is, doesn't: This ritual does not have one caster and two sacrifices, it has three casters.Taking control of the spell Ciri and Jaskier end up decades back in time, in a world changed beyond their imagining. Navigating Redanian court and managing the Lettenhove Viscounty is exhausting unfulfilling work, but it's a price they're willing to pay for a world where Geralt can be happy.

    And then Redanian court threatens that happiness directly, and they end up at Kaer Morhen in an effort to keep an eye on the nobles looking to use the Witchers for their own gain. The longer they spend there, the more the entangle themselves with the people who used to be their loved ones, and the harder it is to hold back the fact that they're not exactly who they say they are.

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    She hastily glanced around, ensuring they were alone. “...the Viscount hired a mage to curse his son. Master Julian was going to run away. The Viscount hated him for it.”
    “Thank you,” Geralt commented, though inside he was seething.
    There was no doubt in his mind. This ‘Julian’ was his soulmate, and he was still alive.

    Or: Geralt starts feeling the phantom pains of a soul bond, and slowly comes to realize that his soulmate desperately needs saved from very human monsters.

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    So why, when he had found himself with everything he wanted- needed- was the pit inside his stomach nothing more than an empty void. A sinking feeling in his chest. An ache in his heart that would not seem to subside. He felt the heaviness behind his eyes, the sting of unshed tears.

    Abandoned, again.

    Only, Eskel had told him, made sure he knew that the witcher would be gone before he awoke. And Lambert, well he hadn’t said a word in either direction. But Jaskier had been clear. When they first approached him, he had told them in no uncertain terms that they would travel down the mountainside together, then go their separate ways.

    So, not abandoned.

    [ Jaskier discovers something about himself on his second visit to the witcher's keep ]

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    "You see, one of my pets has gone and injured itself," the lord tells him, staring from across the food-laden table Jaskier had been forced to sit at no more than five minutes prior. "I'd thought you were the best man to get it back in proper working order."

    "I'm not much of a healer, let alone a zoologist," Jaskier says, slow and uncertain.

    Strangely, his captor only seems to agree with him. "No," he says, head cocking to the side as he considers Jaskier, a strange smile on his face. "—but you are an expert on witchers."

    "On witchers...?" Jaskier echoes, before the meaning behind those words hit him. His eyes widen.

    Was this man saying he owned a pet witcher?

    Disgust curls low in Jaskier's gut, and it takes everything in him not to sneer in the bastard's face.

    Guess he won't be escaping any time soon, then.



    (Or, Jaskier gets kidnapped to nurse a 'pet' witcher back to health, and ends up getting far more attached than he means to. The Cats are heavily based on WhoopsOK's Songbird Cats, but they don't appear until later in the story.)

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    “Julek?”, Geralt asks, dread sharpening the pet name down to a knife-edge between his lips even as he leans over his husband and reaches out to touch his back and sweat-soaked shirt.

    Gods, it has only been a couple of months since they’ve been wed, so recent the word ‘husband’ still trips them up in conversation from time to time simply because its edges have not yet been smoothed over by frequent use and its taste still lingers new and unfamiliar on their tongues whenever they say it.

    “My love, talk to me. What do you need?”

    His knees dig down into the soft grass as he rubs one hand between Jaskier’s shoulder blades and cranes his head in an attempt to see his face. This close up, Geralt can make out the laboured rise and fall of his husband’s shoulders, his uneven breath as he holds himself so still, Geralt has the absurd thought that Jaskier might be trying to hide away from his pain, to play dead until it finally went away.

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    Zira of the Cats stumbles into Kear Morhen heavly injured with junks of her memory missing. She doens't remember her own brother Aiden, she doens't rememeber her best fried Thea. She just remembers witchers are in danger... but of what and whom exactly?

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    There's something about Jaskier that Geralt can't place. It isn't the bard’s boldness in waltzing right up to him, how he seems strangely unswayed by the witcher's cold front, or even the way he glues himself to Geralt’s side.
    Jaskier makes Geralt's medallion quiver and tug at its chain any time they touch.
    Could be that lute of his is enchanted. But Geralt has a funny feeling Jaskier’s hiding something behind that warmhearted smile he finds himself so spellbound by.

    a.k.a. fae Jaskier shenanigans.

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    A slightly different ending for the Witcher TV-show, the fight against Voleth Meir. BAMF Jaskier.

    An ending where Jaskier actually fights with them in the hall where Voleth Meir creates a portal and summons the basilisks.
    His bound, and nearly forgotten powers returned, and he decides to fight Voleth Meir himself, at the cost of himself.
    A story where Jaskier gets the gratitude he deserves for not giving into Rience, for fighting with them, for helping them. Where Jaskier gets the apology he deserves from Geralt. And is finally shown some appreciation.

     

    I really disliked how they treated Jaskier in Season 2.

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    “Who is this? Was there another Wolf alive that I didn’t know about?” And then, after a very brief moment of hesitation because all of his self-preservation skills decided to fuck off, “Can I fuck him?”

    Redhead’s eyes widen comically as they finally snap to Jaskier’s. He quickly takes control of his expression, squinting at Jaskier as he bares his teeth. “Who the fuck do you think it is,” the man growls, slight color making its way to his freckled cheeks.

    Jaskier’s brows furrow. That sounds like they should know each other, but Jaskier doesn’t recall anyone with such looks, maybe except for—

    “Lambert?” he squeaks out, nearly falling off the bench.

    𓃢

    Author's pet project. This had been sitting in my word docs for a year and upon re-reading, I've decided to share it with the world. While the pairing ain't that big and I don't expect much, it's been an amazing experience writing this.

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    Killing the drowner was ordinary. Going to the nearest town? Ordinary. Talking with the alderman? Ordinary.
    Not so ordinary was being paid in too few orens... and one heavily abused omega.

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