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    It's strange. For no reason at all, Karkat's mind was clouded with thoughts not pertaining leadership. Knowing Zahhak would surely enjoy getting ordered around, he calls him in for a "favor"... which escalated beyond his control.

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    "Wait! Wait, stop! Is… is there something *else* I could do to, uh, entertain you *besides* kill people?"

    or

    Joey finds an alternate route out of the clown car.

    Act 2 Spoilers.

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    Kankri's fed up, and maybe a bit sexually frustrated. Cronus just happens to be wet (from the rain) with Kankri's hive as his nearest shelter. After a bit of sweet talking, Kankri caves. Again they really don't get into it until a bit far into the story.

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    One day in New York city Frollo's life is turned upside down when he encounters a really Irish Gpysy! He hates all gypsys and he thinks this one is different, except this one turns out to be kind of hot?? Can Frito accept his prejudice and accept love for the first time?

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    Another fic about what happens after the davekat couch kiss in Meat. With extra adoration and desperation.

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    ‘Have you seen, my useless husband?' Karkat said mildly.

    ‘I have not,' Hal answered. He held out his hands. Karkat snorted. Of course he didn’t. He sat down on Hal’s lap, arms wrapping around Hal’s shoulders.

    (AU: Dirk is a hero, Hal is his AI, Karkat is a hero and he's married to both of them)

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    Homestuck AU where game never happened. Gamzee and the troll squad decide to go to Earth to join the first troll/human university. Plus they get to hang out with their human pals, fun! Except, the university won’t accept Gamzee unless he takes steps to get clean, aka off the sopor. Some things go not great for Gamzee, but then it gets better, then worse again.

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    […Maetra?]
    Mae bites her lip nervously. She recognizes that tone.
    [Since we have the time, could you…?]
    Mae gets out of the sleeping bag and brushes her hair with her hands. She pictures the steps she’ll follow and mentalizes herself.
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    Some people deal with trauma with hurtful coping mechanisms.

    Some of them can't enjoy vanilla sex. They have to indulge their kinks. kinks developed because of those traumas.
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    These are two of my OCs. For a bit of context: Maetra is a member of the sufferer's movement and Ceraza a former member of a branch of purplebloods tasked with eradicating any trace of that movement. He suffered sexual abuse there. They are both early Prospit dreamers, and got in contact there after he was tasked with killing her. After staging her death (involving her actual dreamself death due to shenanigans) they eventually escaped together, knowing they could still have someone after them.

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    She was going for his waistband.
    What was she doing? What did she want with his… pants? He knew they were comfy but damn, what did she…? She couldn’t be... No. That was ridiculous. Out of the question.
    “Fine, don’t talk. That makes this easier. I refuse to take on a matesprit and I’m horny as all hell. I can’t make Terezi deal with it, she’s my moirail and I can’t make anyone else deal with it, so… You’ll have to do.”
    Oh.
    Oh no he was right.
    He didn’t like the sound of that.

    In which "the most important character in Homestuck" is bitched during the tine on the meteor in those three years after John did the time travel not time travel thing.

    I'd also like to mention that I do not condone ANY of this.

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    June is not looking forward to sharing a room now that she is in college.
    But her roommate will soon change her mind.

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    You were someone once. More than someone, you were a prodigy, a pioneer of film and music. People used to mob you just for the chance to shake your hand or get your autograph. There was a time where Dave Strider was the name of the freshest pancake out of the pan, too hot to dare to get close to but also absolutely desired by everyone in the kitchen. Now you’re nobody, and you’ve been nobody for five years. Get married Dave. You’re only thirty Dave, everyone would kill to have a girl like Jade. She’s really going to go places with that whole ectobiology business, Dave. Come on Dave, don’t you want to lock her down while you’ve got her? When should we expect kids? Aren’t you two going to live together now that you’re married, Dave? Dave you really shouldn’t be away from home so much. Dave don’t you love your wife? Don’t you want her to be happy? Don’t you want her research to pan out? Aren’t you willing to make sacrifices for the woman you love? Dave she’s got her PhD and all you do is make movies, c’mon support her with school, be there for her. Who the fuck do you think you are?

     

    You’re fucking nobody now.

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    Kinktober 2020!

    1. Bro/Eridan (TW: BDSM without a safeword)
    2. Condesce/Alpha Dave (TW: Noncon, sex slavery)
    3. Davesprite/John Egbert
    4. Cronus/Psiioniic
    5. Dave Strider/Equius (TW: mild body horror, picking)
    6. Feferi Peixes/Equius
    7. Darkleer/GHB (TW: dubcon, violence)
    8. Chixie Roixmr/Marvus Xoloto
    9. Davepetasprite/ARquisprite
    10. Dualscar/Condesce/GHB
    11. Dualscar/Cronus
    12. Latula Pyrope/Porrim Maryam
    13. Equius Zahhak/GHB/Condesce
    14. Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
    15. Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
    16. Bro/GHB
    17. Beforus Karkat/Cronus Ampora
    18. Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram
    19. Dave Strider/Jane Crocker
    20. Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
    21. Rose Lalonde/Eridan Ampora
    22. Signless/Dualscar
    23. Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido/Eridan Ampora
    24. Gamzee Makara/Nepeta Leijon
    25. Summoner/Darkleer
    26. Equius Zahhak/Vriska Serket
    27. Chahut Maenad/Skylla Koriga
    28. GHB/Condesce/Karkat Vantas (TW: noncon, mind control)
    29. Jade Harley/Sollux Captor/Mituna Captor
    30. Dave Strider/Momlonde (TW: mommy kink, age gap)
    31. Dirk/Rose/Gamzee

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    If you asked Kankri Vantas how he had ended up here, his answer would be: G99d questi9n.
    Yes, he would absolutely love to explore this train of thought with you later in great detail until you two can figure it out together, but at the moment, he was a bit busy.
    Someone had taken his whistle, and there were a few trolls advancing on him.

    This is... purely a guilty pleasure story that I thought up at w o r k .

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    Passing through yet another town, Signless and Psiioniic get to have the day to themselves. What will they do with this rare opportunity? Read to find out.
    Takes place between chapters 9 and 10 of "My Child".
    Rated mature for sexual content. If you are uncomfortable with this or are underage, please read something else.

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    When Karkat and Dave find their friends dead bodies Dave gets horny and things happen. (They fuck each other not the dead bodies, guys😰)

    Uhmm I honestly do not know what the context/timeline shit was going on before the events start in the fanfic so don't ask me 😁😁. I need to post this before I start to hate it so keep in mind this was my first draft except the grammar and syntax got edited💔

    Yes the titles from the lemon demon song 😍

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    ”I’m so...motherfucking sorry...I shouldn’t have gotten all up in your shit like that. It wasn’t right of me,”

    You will never, not ever, feel guilty for what you did to the motherfucker, not when you think of the things he said, you can feel guilty for upsetting Karkat though, that’s not hard in the slightest. He holds you tighter still.

    You continue, “Karbro, you’re the strongest motherfucker I know and I never want you to think that your miraculous ass is anything but strong to me,”

    Karkat is crying harder now, but he pulls away from you and finally you see his face properly. It’s all puffy and covered in tears and he’s still beautiful. Hell, he may be even more beautiful than the very last time you saw him because you see none of that hate that was there before. The only thing in his ganderbulbs are love and sorrow and you want to kiss all that motherfucking sorrow out of him. Only three days apart and you realize how very much Karkat means to you, of course you thought you knew before, you thought that you understood how much pity you had stored up for him in your soul, but it turns out that there’s even more than you expected.

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    Eridan Ampora doesn't know the laws of nature or reality or religion or magic or whatever determines it, but he doesn't bother arguing. All he knows is that every single year, there's one day where the boundary between the physical world and Purgatory is able to be crossed: Halloween.

    One day.

    Every year.

    Eridan makes his time count.

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    the nasty parts of ch 35

    can be read standalone

    Exposition for standalone reading: Sollux has recently been released from the psychiatric hospital but is still having a tough time and seeks out Gamzee to help him take his mind off things for a while. Note that Sollux is recovering from mobility and speech issues as a result of a mental breakdown, but it is only a minor detail and won't distract from the work if you're reading this out of context from the main story.

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    in which that washing machine scene gets its rating bumped up, again

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    It wasn't your choice to go with a white dress. You always preferred purple and gold, but the human broadcasts all said white is traditional, and Karkat insisted. Seeing pictures of how you looked in that dress this morning, walking the aisle and holding his hand on the altar, you wonder why you ever doubted him. He's your matesprit, after all, and now, he's your husband. As he secures your purple leather collar around your neck, he's one more thing: your Master.
    You were Eridan Ampora, but now, you are called Fishie, and everything you have ever wanted is coming true.

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